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Pooner terminological quibbles.

I see almost exclusively the opposite: It's no longer "Just a woman" but they wanna have their fucking troonydom flag on they forehead. They wanna be treated as a woman and then some. 'Just' being a woman isn't enough.

 

[Screamer_2]

Trans woman comments that Loren from the current season of Before the 90 Days is typical of the type of man who want to date Trans women.


Let me tell you about Loren.

Loren is a degenerate, promiscuous gay man from Las Vegas who has flown to the Phillippines to be with a ladyboy named Faith. Faith wants a committed relationship with a nice man who will take her to America. So far Faith has found out that Loren has no intention to take her to America because he is homeless and poor. Faith has yet to find out that he doesn't believe in monogamy and has constantly been unfaithful to her.

Loren has a simple dream. The Phillippines is a paradise because of the low prices and many ladyboys. He hopes to move there and get a remote job that pays him in USD so he can live a luxurious life in an open relationship banging lots of different ladyboys. At the end of last week's episode, Loren got a message from someone he recently had sex with telling him they now have Gonorrhea of the throat. Loren believes he also has Gonorrhea due to discharge from his dick.

He has some strange issue around being gay. While he says he's there for everything. He claims to be gynophillic as in he prefers female presentation. So Ladyboys are the best choice for him. It's his "Dream." Look "female" but with a dick. Part of his being homeless is that he works low-paying jobs around the gay scene (assistant to drag queens) in Vegas. Which appears to be done so he can stay poor to avoid paying child support because of course this disgusting man reproduced.

EDIT: I watched the episode that aired before the post was made. Loren thinks the gonorrhea makes sense because he has had gunk coming out of his dick. He has been wanting to sleep with Faith all this time despite this. They haven't yet. It's no big deal to him because it's curable. He hopes telling Faith won't ruin their day. He's completely calm about it. Despite claiming he's never had an STD. Faith finds it disgusting. Completely dismissive of Faith's concerns that this might point to him having other STDs. Or her being unhappy he's been unfaithful. Claiming they hadn't met yet. Despite the fact he has no intention of every being monogamous. In revealing he still sleeps around, he's still being deceptive. He believes if you love each other enough you should be able to sleep around. He seems to have made no effort to get treatment for the gonorrhea.





From the comments lol

He seem

 

[AI generated waifu]

People who want "ladyboys" are the same kind of freaks who'd defend and normalise pederasty.

 

[AfghanBlue]

This 27yo grown-ass woman still worries that her sister may tattle on her when they have a row.

I really wanted to see what the band was, if it was anything well known so that we could have a lil 'more context' lol:
The only clue on her thing is that this is her banner picture thing on reddit

So Ig it's ones of those Kpop "bands" ? Lol. Do they even tour America?
It would make sense why they are being whored out for award meet n greets, anyway. They are more likely to misgender her than anyone.

27 years old. Kurt cobain, Jimmy hendrix, janis joplin.
27 years old.

Yuck. Can't wear boxers because slacks? How unslack are your slacks?* How are they not infact the deal thing comparatively, to wear boxers under?
For every solution a problem.
What does 'home situation' mean as to scissor use? Razors banned are they? For reasons?

I've heard chefs use corn starch powder for 'chefs arse', aka sweaty crack and balls.
I remeber people using a lot of talcum powder in the junky days.
I'm sure problems can be found to outlaw those ideas too.


*fat. Surely fat.

 

[deermeat]

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I find it interesting that half the time they whine about not being seen as boys, but I bet she wasn't invited due to being a "boy" she'd throw an tantrum.

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And this comment just pisses me off.
I hate how they always complain about how mean and scary men are when it comes to their "safety" but it's transphobic when women need protection from dangerous men.

Man I hate pooners, it's always feminine women who have friends and an amazing social life. Being invited to a girls only party?? Yet you fucking complain? You don't deserve these friends.

 

[glass_houses]

“It’s TATE Chud! NOT Kate!”

The replies came alive with other tiny men, all having the same kind of problem.

Having randoms correct you on how to pronounce your own name is transphobic? Hmm. This gender shit has been going on for lot longer than I realised.

I am imagining the scene at Starbucks if she said this, the server writing down "Tatte" then the person calling it out being confused about how to pronounce it and shouting for "Tatter" to collect her drink please.

The mutilations of my name I got from various types of staff members were an endless source of frustration to me. Then a ways back I became friends with a lovely couple from Hong Kong, and that's when I learned that many people whose first language is a tonal one have to adopt an entirely new name because the vast majority of English speakers honestly couldn't hear, let alone say, their birth name correctly.

I got over myself at that point. No matter what your name is, someone is going to mispronounce it at you. You can either spend your entire life waiting to find your birth daddy so that you can beat the shit out of him for naming you "Sue", or you can thank the lass/lad behind the counter who made you a perfectly good beverage despite being half deaf, and move on with the rest of your day.

 

[P. Barnes’ THOT 2.0]

So Ig it's ones of those Kpop "bands" ? Lol. Do they even tour America?

That’s San from the group Ateez, which are actually great performers and yes, they do tour, as I saw them earlier this year.

Although, Atinys, Ateez’ fans are known to be…gross. At least as far as western fans are concerned. When I saw them, the people I went with discussed how bad the venue will smell. Think fat (very fat) blue hair, pronoun pin, unshowered. We were not disappointed.

 

[Pronoun Party]

Parents trooning out their kids and HSTSs getting the dick or tit chop is simply the new modern way of dealing with the age old problem of homosexuality and most people’s discomfort with it showing up in their families or in themselves. Instead of just shunning and shaming or hiding and controlling it by will alone there’s new biotech based methods of suppression (or “treatment”) and new rules for gaining acceptance socially. It is oddly worse than the bad old days.

If someone had told me 20 years ago that society would go from calling gay kids "fag" to brainwashing them into castrating themselves, I would have said they were being cartoonishly unrealistic.

But look at us now... and it's the "progressive" side spearheading it.

 

[neverendingmidi]

“My name is Aster!”
“Nice to meet you Astrid!”
Lmao!

Aster is a type of flower… why would they think a flower is a male name?



super manly dudebro flower I guess?

 

[Sean Andalou]

Definitely "attention whore".

All troons / pooners / enbies are on the attention fetish spectrum.

People who want "ladyboys" are the same kind of freaks who'd defend and normalise pederasty.

Indeed. Not lady men after all. The are called lady boys.

If someone had told me 20 years ago that society would go from calling gay kids "fag" to brainwashing them into castrating themselves, I would have said they were being cartoonishly unrealistic.

This sort of observation applies to all manner of current year crapola, not just gender crapola.

There's a trope about "conspiracy theories coming true", but really it's cartoonish exaggerations of conspiracy theories. The sort of thing someone might have invented to make fun of conspiracy theories.

Sometime in the last century there was a controversy about whether public schools should have sex education. Imagine an opponent seriously claiming it would lead to teachers self righteously promoting castration. Such a person would be deemed insane by their own side.

Yet here we are.

 

[cold comfort]

Aster is a type of flower… why would they think a flower is a male name?


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super manly dudebro flower I guess?

Ari Aster or ancient Greek appreciator? or more likely:

Spoiler

 

[PigFarm]

I really wanted to see what the band was, if it was anything well known so that we could have a lil 'more context' lol:
The only clue on her thing is that this is her banner picture thing on reddit
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So Ig it's ones of those Kpop "bands" ? Lol. Do they even tour America?
It would make sense why they are being whored out for award meet n greets, anyway. They are more likely to misgender her than anyone.
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27 years old. Kurt cobain, Jimmy hendrix, janis joplin.
27 years old.
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Yuck. Can't wear boxers because slacks? How unslack are your slacks?* How are they not infact the deal thing comparatively, to wear boxers under?
For every solution a problem.
What does 'home situation' mean as to scissor use? Razors banned are they? For reasons?

I've heard chefs use corn starch powder for 'chefs arse', aka sweaty crack and balls.
I remeber people using a lot of talcum powder in the junky days.
I'm sure problems can be found to outlaw those ideas too.


*fat. Surely fat.

Even with the face hidden, you can tell she's a woman. Near 30s, whining about mommy wanting her to find a home and about how her free VIP tickets to her fav band sucks cause she has to go with her meanie transphobe sister. Writes "ace" fanfic, whatever that means.

She didn't mention being trans at all less than a year ago and now it's all she pisses and moans about.

 

[LongDayAgain]

Not a tranny L, but how do doctors like this exist? Tranny-adjacent L

 

[Stan]

Didn't we have another reddit thread posted here where these people were complaining about how most lesbians and gays don't want to date trannies? Now they're saying that those people are a vocal minority and most gays would gladly eat out a "man pussy"? Which is it? Also, I never seen these people post an actual study that claims this, but even if there was one it wouldn't even matter since "actions speak louder than words." because how many LGBs actually dated trannies?

The "gay men" willing to have sex with Aidens are just normal men who can't get a girlfriend any other way.

Percy is also one of the redhead family in Harry Potter, kek.

He's the narc IIRC (every family has one.)

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

The mirror finally rebels after being forced to witness Buffalo Bill's dance moves one too many times.

Pooner wishes she had a gay teen life
So many ftm's seem to fetishize effeminate gay males simply because they don't want to be female.
Some of the comments:

Lol. Lmao, even. Do these dumb bitches seriously believe every gay male teen has some sort of rose-tinted, bishojo manga adolescence where getting bullied or assaulted by their peers, disowned by their families, or worse aren't very real dangers? ...what am I saying, of course they do.

Shit like this kills any sympathy I might have ever felt for pooners. Let them all cut their titties off and go on testosterone. Their manly tears of bitterness and despair sustain me.

This retard actually thought HRT will make him shorter, his shoulders shrink and widen his hips.

These are the same people who will lecture you about needing to move past sixth-grade biology if you question the tranny catechism in any way.

BASED BOYFRIEND SPEAKS TRUTH TO POONER. PILLOW SOAKED IN MANLY TEARS!

Having a collective hugboxing session because an awful man won't validate her feelings. Very dood, much masculine.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

Why, just the oldest story in the world:

The responses are, as always, more telling than the post itself:



The majority of the replies are like this.

OP is clearly on the verge of breaking free from the programming, so the cultists have swarmed to drag her back into the fold. A confused 17 year-old is at a crossroads between following what naturally occurs to her and what she has clearly been brainwashed into believing- and the wretched husks that inhabit Reddit are trying to pull her back down into the same perpetual misery that they inhabit.

It's times like this where saying 'TTD' feels insufficient.

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

Delusional tranny asks himself why a dyke doesn't want to be with him.


Of course, he then says that if he was a "real wahmen", he'd wear crop tops with open cleavage and thigh highs,. It's almost as if his idea of a woman comes from pornography and not actual women.


lol

 

[SnergenFlergen]

The responses are, as always, more telling than the post itself:

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The majority of the replies are like this.

OP is clearly on the verge of breaking free from the programming, so the cultists have swarmed to bring her back into the fold. A confused 17 year-old is at a crossroads between following what naturally occurs to her and what she has clearly been brainwashed into believing- and the wretched husks that inhabit Reddit are trying to pull her back down into the same perpetual misery that they inhabit.

It's times like this where saying 'TTD' feels insufficient.

Here's a smattering of the other replies:




More of the usual "if you leave the cult, you'll be miserable" gaslighting.



Or maybe she's just fucking normal, you absolute backbirth. "A young woman attracted to a young man? Well she must be trans or genderfluid or some other flavour of made-up gender nonsense. There's no way she's just a normal fucking teenager who is attracted to a member of the opposite sex, that couldn't possibly be!"

It appears that Occham's Razor is an alien concept to these people.

Here we have a 17-year old girl saying that maybe she isn't actually a trans man, because she enjoyed her date with a young man and thinks she wants to be his girlfriend (a totally normal thing for a young girl to feel).
We can't be having that, say the Reddit trannies in unison.

Any sane human would be screaming at her that she should just let nature take its course- but unfortunately for her, she sought the advice of a cult that has a vested interest in keeping her as miserable as they are.

 

[Sean Andalou]

It's almost as if his idea of a woman comes from pornography and not actual women.

Always.
And so also with pooners (just a different genre of porn).

 

[Fapcop]

Always.
And so also with pooners (just a different genre of porn).

Gotta say: I like how they’re not just porn brained, but also in very obvious ways act like the men and women they are.

With the trannies it’s the porn, and sluts and boobs. It’s all very visual. And then after they coom, the honest ones admit to not “having gender feels”, because they’re men and post nut clarity is a thing.

Similarly the pooners watch their gay porn and degenerate anime. But unlike men watching porn, they have all these fantasies and daydreams about the soft bottom submitting to the strong manly top and they both talk about feelings and hold hands and LISTEN.

No matter how hard they try, they can’t shake their incredibly feminine behavior, just like the tranny can never escape the male way he approaches women and gender.

It’s all so very retarded and tiresome.