This is true of every single aspect of his life. The only reason he's held onto the AT&T job for so long is probably because Mrs White made clear he'd be financially cut off if he ever quit. She probably still can't believe her luck that her useless sped son landed such a high salary just to jerk off in his company car.
IIRC his mom helped him get that job which makes it even worse. He'll never get a job that pays that good ever again if he quits and he'll have to cut back on his useless video game and Japanese travel spending if he actually decides to quit.
I'd love to see him try. And even more so when real life in Glorious Nippon isn't as great as he imagined and he wants to go home... but he renounced his citizenship and he's now truly Japanese forever and not one true and honest Nihonjin will see him as anything less than an outsider.
I just now noticed that he formats his updates the same way Nintendo does for their presentations
I can just picture some poor, awkward, tight laced Japanese salaryman sitting in the Tokyo airport for his international business trip to America. He’s minding his own business when here comes this out of shape autistic tard plopping down next to him dressed in Miles Edgeworth cosplay bawling his eyes out as makeup streaks down his cheeks, while an even bigger tard ostensibly dressed as Peach repeatedly tries to force him to cry on her shoulder despite his staunch refusals. The mixture of shame, confusion, and embarrassment might just give that man a heart attack.
Written so vividly I could have sworn I had seen the scene unfold before my very unfortunate eyes.
That would require me to look at chibi's face for a prolonged period. Which is something no one should do.
Do you think he's been holding it in the entire trip, or has googly eyes been crying herself to sleep every night while Adam furiously rips the head off it to Bowsette hentai?
Had? Is he stranded at the layover airport?
I do think he had to relieve himself multiple times a day; pretty much whenever he got a sniff from that japanese escort they hired to be a "friend".
This reads like a retarded weeb version of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
Lol nah they're just freaking out because they are too retarded to not lose their passports.
The way he refers to googly eyes as friends is so weird here. It was pointed out before but back then it wasn't clear yet that it's her. Now after he made countless postings with photos and videos that it's the 2 of them travelling, it would probably be most expected that he refers to her by name here? Feels like he de-personifies her.Lol nah they're just freaking out because they are too retarded to not lose their passports.
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I love the absolute despair Chibi goes through when experiencing pretty standard adult setbacks like a lost passport and delayed flight. It was a nightmare for him, but thankfully he's okay now, for anyone concerned. Nigger nobody was concerned.Lol nah they're just freaking out because they are too retarded to not lose their passports.
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I get that it's sometimes less expensive than flying direct but I'm pretty sure Detroit to Tokyo has direct flights. Sorry Chibi, nobody to blame but yourself here.
How the FUCK can you lose your passport AFTER you've already taken a flight? You keep that shit in the same place so you don't have to worry about finding it again.Lol nah they're just freaking out because they are too retarded to not lose their passports.
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He needs to do so because he's incapable of adulting.
