WingsofRedemption / Jordie Jordan - Morbidly Obese E-Begging Suicide-Baiting Vidya Streamer. Trolled by people somehow more pathetic.

How long will Wing's marriage last?

  • > 6 months

    Votes: 772 27.4%

  • A year

    Votes: 512 18.1%

  • Until death do they part

    Votes: 1,538 54.5%
  • Total voters
    2,822
Judas Connor Moon said:
DSP is publicly ridiculing all the members of the Fat Retard podcast camping trip. He claims that it isn't a rugged enough camping set-up, not that it's not nice but it's not a for real camping. He was laughing at Wing becoming hospitalized. Wing's future gallbladder removal is a cause of concern from Phillip. He says that should be a wake-up call for Jordie to take better care of himself and wishes he recovers. Phillip is very angry at the Kelly, Keem, and Boogie enablers. They ruined his guest appearance on the Level One Podcast.
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This was such a subtle random DSP w. They are both unbearable actual faggots. But phil wins this one. Wings portrays this mans man bullshit, healthy and mobile for being 450 pounds. One day out in the elements swinging an axe and hes gotta delete an organ. He fancies himself a chad. This Organ loss can't be dismissed on the trolls lmao
 
Update from his twitter, Weight = 191.87kg lol & Sexually Active = Yes???


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he gave a rambling explanation of why he chose to go back to conway instead of having the surgery in buffalo which does actually make sense. he went on to state that the doctor told him that "dehydration and fatty foods" can cause these types of issues.

in case anyone is late to the wingo dingo party the cycle will go as follows: he will most likely "behave" until this gallbladder issue is resolved. he will continue to "behave" shortly afterwards but will inevitably begin drinking soda first and then make his way back to the greasy teet that is american goyslop until he has yet another health scare. this will continue until eventually the health issue is serious enough that he cant weasel his way out of it. he ultimately does this to himself. im pretty convinced that richard is just committing slow suicide via corn syrup and slop.
 
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More than likely he's going to need gall bladder surgery. Who knew living like shit and eating yourself to death would finally catch up with him? And yeah the cycle will continue. He'll get the surgery and behave for a few months until the soda and fast food will slowly creep in again. Him and his toothpick legged seahag wife can't help themselves. He won't be satisfied until he has a heart attack or a stroke live on stream and I'm here for it. Fat piece of shit deserves much worse.
 
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harmacist said:
he gave a rambling explanation of why he chose to go back to conway instead of having the surgery in buffalo which does actually make sense. he went on to state that the doctor told him that "dehydration and fatty foods" can cause these types of issues.

in case anyone is late to the wingo dingo party the cycle will go as follows: he will most likely "behave" until this gallbladder issue is resolved. he will continue to "behave" shortly afterwards but will inevitably begin drinking soda first and then make his way back to the greasy teet that is american goyslop until he has yet another health scare. this will continue until eventually the health issue is serious enough that he cant weasel his way out of it. he ultimately does this to himself. im pretty convinced that richard is just committing slow suicide via corn syrup and slop.
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I mean yeah that's what every fat fuck is doing at the end of the day. Just like an alcoholic will happily die young rather than give up the bottle, so too will Richard die young rather than stop guzzling soda and eating Zaxby's. It's always been his path. If there was ever any chance for him to stray from it, that chance was lost when he beat the first surgery. He'll beat this one too and any others that he gets. No matter how bad his health gets, his reasoning will be that if he won't live much longer anyways then he might as well do the only thing that he enjoys in life (eating unhealthy food) with what little time he has left.

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Wonder what he did or didn't do this time.
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Keem is mad because Wingo told the story of his hospital scare on his own stream instead of on the Lolcow Live channel so that he gets 100% of the money from pity donos. Next LCL stream they'll have a tard out over it and another fight about Wings quitting the show lol.

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German lolcow extraordinaire Dragonlord had his gallbladder removed years ago and never stopped eating like a gorilla. As a result he's basically shitting his guts out day and night. Same will be the case for Wings if he doesn't get his slop addiction in check.
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This means in the future his streams will be interrupted by his constant bathroom trips. It'll be funny to hear him complain about having to move more as a result of it. Also at some point he's going to shit himself on stream.
 
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KevJ said:
Ya know how it goes but allegedly fired from lolcowlive
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I mean with Wings it was only a matter of time until one of his toddler rages resulted in this. What's funny is I was watching the stream and Keem and Boogie said they didn't expect this to result in Wings getting kicked off the show. But right here in this thread I successfully predicted that this would be another tard fight about Wings quitting the show just a few hours ago lmao. He can only run that playbook so many times before it sticks.

The thing that always screws Wings over is his giant fucking ego. He can't just suck it up and eat a little shit sometimes, not even when he's completely in the wrong, or when it's over something retarded that doesn't matter like this. All he had to do was apologize for talking about his gallbladder on his personal stream. Who gives a fuck about that? Just say you're sorry and keep getting your paycheck. But he can't do it. I figured he would stick around because the show is money for him but I should've remembered that he is a lolcow.

Depression Souls pity stream incoming pimps! I remember on one of these previous "Wings is fired" go-arounds Wings was crying on his stream, that's probably gonna happen again lol. It's PKA all over again, it's even because of another camping trip! Even after all of Richard's failures in life along comes Keemstar giving him a money spigot just to be a literal dancing monkey and he can't even do that much because his ego is actually that fragile. Even after the fact he could just say he's sorry and that would fix it but because of his childlike sense of pride he will never do that, it will be years from now and just like PKA he'll keep saying Keemstar screwed him over and he dindu nuffin.
 
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I mean with Wings it was only a matter of time until one of his toddler rages resulted in this. What's funny is I was watching the stream and Keem and Boogie said they didn't expect this to result in Wings getting kicked off the show. But right here in this thread I successfully predicted that this would be another tard fight about Wings quitting the show just a few hours ago lmao. He can only run that playbook so many times before it sticks.

The thing that always screws Wings over is his giant fucking ego. He can't just suck it up and eat a little shit sometimes, not even when he's completely in the wrong, or when it's over something retarded that doesn't matter like this. All he had to do was apologize for talking about his gallbladder on his personal stream. Who gives a fuck about that? Just say you're sorry and keep getting your paycheck. But he can't do it. I figured he would stick around because the show is money for him but I should've remembered that he is a lolcow.

Depression Souls pity stream incoming pimps! I remember on one of these previous "Wings is fired" go-arounds Wings was crying on his stream, that's probably gonna happen again lol. It's PKA all over again, it's even because of another camping trip! Even after all of Richard's failures in life along comes Keemstar giving him a money spigot just to be a literal dancing monkey and he can't even do that much because his ego is actually that fragile. Even after the fact he could just say he's sorry and that would fix it but because of his childlike sense of pride he will never do that, it will be years from now and just like PKA he'll keep saying Keemstar screwed him over and he dindu nuffin.
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Already fake, wings came crawling back n shaved his face. Dumb shit
 
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Already fake, wings came crawling back n shaved his face. Dumb shit
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Lmao yeah I spoke way too soon. Should have waited for the stream to end before speaking. I called it though--They had a tard fight about Wings quitting, he came back and kissed the ring only because of the paycheck. What's funny is hearing Wings talk about how he "stands on morals" like he's making some kind of great sacrifice going through a predictable cycle of tantrums on the fat retard podcast for the amusement of Internet spergs.
 
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Already fake, wings came crawling back n shaved his face. Dumb shit
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their angle was he got fired and came back later in the show with a shaved face to get rehired? jesus christ get new material
 
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their angle was he got fired and came back later in the show with a shaved face to get rehired? jesus christ get new material
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He came back with the pig Kelly and she forced him to apologize. “Punishment” was to shave his face and they did. Donations were trashing wings so they bumped it up to 50 bucks to donate. Did a poll and wings won to keep his job which was purely bullshit poll anyway. As boogie would be fired if they meant anything anyway. Really dumb across the board but Richard looks like the pedophile he is I guess is silver lining
 
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He came back with the pig Kelly and she forced him to apologize. “Punishment” was to shave his face and they did. Donations were trashing wings so they bumped it up to 50 bucks to donate. Did a poll and wings won to keep his job which was purely bullshit poll anyway. As boogie would be fired if they meant anything anyway. Really dumb across the board but Richard looks like the pedophile he is I guess is silver lining
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its startling how many people give money to these pieces of shit. maybe its just a big money laundering operation
 
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