WingsofRedemption / Jordie Jordan - Morbidly Obese E-Begging Suicide-Baiting Vidya Streamer. Trolled by people somehow more pathetic.

How long will Wing's marriage last?

  • > 6 months

    Votes: 772 27.4%
  • A year

    Votes: 512 18.1%
  • Until death do they part

    Votes: 1,537 54.5%

  • Total voters
    2,821
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Sent me to the fuckin' moon.
 
Only caught the tail end of LCL but apparently Wings backed out of another activity and they had another tard fight about it although they didn't pretend to fire him. This time instead they brought on paypigs to confront Wings and shit on him which was a lot better than the usual 2 second firing playbook. Wings truly has lolcow plot armor, he has a "job" that pays him $8k a month or some shit and literally won't fire him even when he flat out refuses to do the complete joke of a "job" and repeatedly states he never wants to leave his chair and would prefer to sleep 21 hours a day.

If he ever does get kicked though I wonder how big of a fight it would cause with Wife Kelly. Fat boy can get away with fuck all else but she might not like him throwing away her money.
 
So Wings seems to be slipping even deeper, and all of this because he didn't go to a haunted house ?

Who wants to see wings at a haunted house ? Is Keem fucking autistic why is he so fixated on this ?

What people wanted to see was Wings (and boogie)confront their critics but Keem won't do that.
 
So Wings seems to be slipping even deeper, and all of this because he didn't go to a haunted house ?

Who wants to see wings at a haunted house ? Is Keem fucking autistic why is he so fixated on this ?

What people wanted to see was Wings (and boogie)confront their critics but Keem won't do that.

To be fair Keem did let Wings007 on the podcast and it was lame because Wings007 and others of his type are retards (most of Wings other dedicated trolls probably wouldn't even go on the show, they are camera shy). Bringing on the LCL paypigs to shit on him is a way better form of having him confront critics than letting his insane weens come on the show to repeat the same tired lines that have been beyond run into the ground. And with Boogie Keem did bring on Destiny to confront him about the fake cancer and created a new low for Boogie, turning Boogie into his content slave in the process.

Keem is frustrated that he can't get content out of Richard the same way he can Boogie. He did admit that Wings being a fucktard and getting shit on for it is a form of content though. At the end of the last stream they said they will make Wings do a punishment.... I wonder if Sam will refuse to do it and create another sperg fight --> fake quitting cycle. I just wonder how many more times they can go back to that same well. Earlier in the stream Wingo and Wife Kelly admitted they were fighting over LCL.
 
So Wings seems to be slipping even deeper, and all of this because he didn't go to a haunted house ?

Who wants to see wings at a haunted house ? Is Keem fucking autistic why is he so fixated on this ?

What people wanted to see was Wings (and boogie)confront their critics but Keem won't do that.
You know what would have been really cool for some LCL episodes that will never happen?

A Frank Hassle reappearance. Boogie deserves to be forced to physically squirm in his seat for the cancer scam and there is no better punishment imaginable than triggering his PTSD over how he almost shot Frank in the chest. His freak out would be genuine and Frank doesn't buy into any of his victim sob stories enough to entertain them.

For Wings it would be legendary to see him confronted by his most shitty alogs in one on one debates all through the month of December until Christmas. Some kind of play on the Trolls Of Christmas Past gimmick. It could feature everyone Wings has ever had a nemesis arc with. They could each voice how they feel or scream at him. And the final debate should be with the real Sean Ranklin for the first and only time. The one that started it all. It could go either way with Wings raging out or Sean raging out.

If he can face his demons head on without folding and accept his faults without making excuses and how he acts through these debates it should be then reviewed by three unbiased special quests and Fat Boogie Santa should be the one to read off the final judgement.
 
Keem is frustrated that he can't get content out of Richard the same way he can Boogie. He did admit that Wings being a fucktard and getting shit on for it is a form of content though. At the end of the last stream they said they will make Wings do a punishment..
Keem and the audience are a bunch of fucktards. Boogie and Wings are apples and oranges. One is a desperate, obnoxious, extroverted attention whore willing to do anything to take the target off him for faking cancer. The other is a very passive, introverted recluse.

Is Boogie entertaining like the LCL audience claims? No, not really. As a Boogie autist of going on 5 years now, Boogie has only genuinely been entertaining a few times. The Frank Hassle Killstream and the Destiny confrontations were the very rare times I've genuinely seen him squirm and struggle to find a way to counter his enemy.

That's what made Tommy a great host on the show. He didn't fall for Boogie's shit which upset Boogie. Wings became well-liked because it wasn't a competition of who could do the most entertaining monkey dance for sheckels. Now that Keem has become obsessed with these gay, childish "punishments" and IRL content, everyone's screeching that Wings is boring and contributes nothing. Keem offers no pushback to Boogie and acts as if he's the greatest entertainer Youtube has seen.

It's a podcast, that's what he signed up for. He didn't sign up for a 3rd rate Jackass / Fishtank / RV streaming experience. Visiting haunted houses is totally up Boogie's alley and I have no doubt that was his suggestion. Boogie whacks off over tourist traps and interstate trips with his whores. He gets to pig out, live out his childish fantasies and blow obscene amounts of money.

This ain't Wings' jam and everyone gives him shit for it. Keemstar complains which means his lapdog Boogie complains, which means Wings' autistic trolls brigade comment sections, the troll channels feast on him and the LCL fans nod and agree.

You'd think Wings has just been found guilty of the mass rape and murder of 30 school children the way his trolls carry on. The dude isn't Boogie and that's a good thing. If you ever end up as desperate as Boogie, you've fucked up in life. Boogie would go to the closest shopping mall and fish floating turds out of toilets to eat them if Keemstar asked him to.

Wings needs to stop being a bitch and playing along with this current saga of punishments and IRL shit. It's not his strength, so don't even bother. He shouldn't even compare himself. Look at Boogie's channel, he's been making an ass of himself in public for close to 2 decades. He should 1v1 Boogie in Call of Duty or something if they want to play to Wings' "strengths". Boring? Sure, but that's just Wings. He's a boring guy and that's okay. People loved him when he was just vibing with Tommy. What's stopping Wings from starting a separate podcast with Tommy?

A Frank Hassle reappearance. Boogie deserves to be forced to physically squirm in his seat for the cancer scam and there is no better punishment imaginable than triggering his PTSD over how he almost shot Frank in the chest. His freak out would be genuine and Frank doesn't buy into any of his victim sob stories enough to entertain them.
It's only fair. They had Wings007 on, so why doesn't Boogie face off against a detractor of his? Destiny doesn't really count as he came from leftfield to ruin Boogie. Still, Destiny knows how to corner to Boogie which is great. The current setup is heavily in Boogie's favor which is a travesty considering what massive piece of shit he is.

We say it all the time on the Boogie thread: Boogie deserves Wings' trolls. Wings' list of misdeeds is child's play compared to Boogie's.
 
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Boogie deserves Wings' trolls.
Would be interesting to see. Wings' trolls aren't really that bad compared to others. They are just very loud and very Karenlike. Biggest problem could be the constant infighting and pozloading my neghole. Worst case scenario you get a Boogie007.
 
Boogie claims Frank Hassle won't confront him again because Boogie knows something that will ruin Frank. I think Frank had some allegations of sexual stuff against him, I don't remember the details, but that's probably what Boogie is referring to. This would derail a Frank appearance as Boogie would just harp on about it nonstop.

Wings aylawgs would be bad content as all they do is say "pedophile pedophile pedophile" over and over. It's beyond played out. The LCL audience will end up siding with Wings and the focus will shift to what giant losers his trolls are. This is what happened when Wigger007 was on, quickest way to get people back in Richard's corner. He is in the hot seat right now because people are actually focusing on his flaws and there's not some other shiny object present to distract from that.

I agree Wings being a baby is more entertaining to me than Boogie's dancing monkey routine. But I've also never given a cent to LCL. The paypigs are a different type of person who have different content preferences. Regardless of all his flaws Boogie is giving them what they want and Richard isn't. Plus Richard's attitude is legitimately horrible. All he has to do is be Keem's dancing monkey and rake in 8k a month or some obscene amount. Is it the type of thing he enjoys, no, is it a game-changing opportunity if he could just play along with it, yes. Before LCL he whined about money non stop, now he has more money than he could've imagined but is still upset because it isn't being given to him on his terms (namely the terms that he never leaves his trailer and never has to actually do anything).

I do agree Wings doing a podcast with Tommy C might be a good idea. It wouldn't make as much money as Lolcow but it might better suit his tender sensibilities while still bringing him a bit of side income. Wings never changes though so it won't happen.

Would be interesting to see. Wings' trolls aren't really that bad compared to others. They are just very loud and very Karenlike. Biggest problem could be the constant infighting and pozloading my neghole. Worst case scenario you get a Boogie007.

Wings trolls are pretty deranged, at least one of them went to jail for swatting him. They spam anything he does with the pedophile allegation which got a sponsorship canceled from LCL and cost them lots of money, they are a big reason why the show can't have sponsors. Another example is they tried to get his boxing match with Boogie canceled with bomb threats IIRC. The main thing they don't do is they never really show up to harass him IRL but that's cause he lives in the middle of nowhere and never leaves his trailer.
 
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A Frank Hassle reappearance. Boogie deserves to be forced to physically squirm in his seat for the cancer scam and there is no better punishment imaginable than triggering his PTSD over how he almost shot Frank in the chest. His freak out would be genuine and Frank doesn't buy into any of his victim sob stories enough to entertain them.
I know right that is what I wanted to see.

I think HabberdasherA the original mod of Samandtolki would have been a good choice to.
 
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That's what made Tommy a great host on the show. He didn't fall for Boogie's shit which upset Boogie. Wings became well-liked because it wasn't a competition of who could do the most entertaining monkey dance for sheckels. Now that Keem has become obsessed with these gay, childish "punishments" and IRL content, everyone's screeching that Wings is boring and contributes nothing. Keem offers no pushback to Boogie and acts as if he's the greatest entertainer Youtube has seen.
I find content in wings having to leave entertaining tbh. He's such a pussy, and acts like the mans man. It was funny seeing him struggle outside which ultimately cost him an organ immediately. i think him being berated all night woulda been gold too. He's just too soft. His meltdown after the last lcl was gold. That was his time to shine at host, and he just can't handle anything. He's incredibly stupid and not talented. He is gold when cornered though and that brain starts sperging out mmms and thats outta context. And his breakdown on his own channel crying was the chefs kiss. This man loves sympathy donos, thats for sure.
 
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Crying like a bitch because people point out the truth is so on brand for Richard. Textbook narcissist. This fat fuck cried harder when the braves lost. He's a piece of shit and always will be so let's squeeze out some crocodile tears for some pity donations. Fuck him.
 
They spam anything he does with the pedophile allegations.
Does Wings even negatively react to any of that anymore since majority of normie Internet doesn't believe it?

The pedophile allegations had some merit but they overinvested too much stock into it and tried to will a victim into reality. They said he raped his sister, raped multiple children, fisted a baby and groomed other minors that when asked if they existed all mysteriously committed suicide and then the narrative became how Wings is a murderer. :story: Closest we got was the two girls on PlayStation he was flirting with. But they hacked his PlayStation account and surely they would have gone through the messages to find something?

Anyone remember when they were supposed to be working close with the FBI on a case? Wings was supposed to be in prison by the end of 2022 2023 2024.
 
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I find content in wings having to leave entertaining tbh. He's such a pussy, and acts like the mans man. It was funny seeing him struggle outside which ultimately cost him an organ immediately. i think him being berated all night woulda been gold too. He's just too soft. His meltdown after the last lcl was gold. That was his time to shine at host, and he just can't handle anything. He's incredibly stupid and not talented. He is gold when cornered though and that brain starts sperging out mmms and thats outta context. And his breakdown on his own channel crying was the chefs kiss. This man loves sympathy donos, thats for sure.
Ive been advocating for Wings removal from LCL, because of how many fires would be lit under him: Kelly would be on the line, and wings would be forced to stream to make enough money to not do anything, and thats where the milk is
i am convinced that if Keem wasnt following a fake and gay script, he would've dropped Wings hard a week or so ago, but even if firing him is in the cards, Keem can and will drag it out till the bitter end, especially because he knows that wings ultimately wont leave, he needs the money for his indulgence in sleep and food
I grow tired of watching too morbidly obese retards play good cop bad cop for ol' pirate beard :lossmanjack:
 
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Does Wings even negatively react to any of that anymore since majority of normie Internet doesn't believe it?
Most of the 'normie' (i.e reddit) internet 100% believes Wings is a predator. His age of consent comments got way more coverage than anything stupid the trolls did after.

Then again most of the normie internet doesn't give a fuck about Wings, but still.
 
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