WingsofRedemption / Jordie Jordan - Morbidly Obese E-Begging Suicide-Baiting Vidya Streamer. Trolled by people somehow more pathetic.

How long will Wing's marriage last?

  • > 6 months

    Votes: 772 27.4%
  • A year

    Votes: 512 18.1%
  • Until death do they part

    Votes: 1,537 54.5%

  • Total voters
    2,821
He needs to start with his neck, he looks like a wookies thumb

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He reminds me of the thumb man

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Ban Caesar for makin fun of mah neck
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Which one? I can see at least two distinct necks. They're not even double chins at this point, his head and neck are almost the same width.... His neck actually looks fatter lol.

One thing I will say about Wings is he is good at making himself look way skinnier on stream. He's obviously a fat fuck but you look at a video of him playing CoD, then you look at that photo of him squatting at the Trump rally, and it looks like he just swallowed three Wings whole.
 
One thing that surprises me is wings still has his trolls despite being on LolCow. You'd think, with Keem being one of the only "magnets" left in the game, that they'd leave well enough alone. Like how Ralph was untouchable for years, same with the rest of the old Anti-SJW crew.
 
One thing that surprises me is wings still has his trolls despite being on LolCow. You'd think, with Keem being one of the only "magnets" left in the game, that they'd leave well enough alone. Like how Ralph was untouchable for years, same with the rest of the old Anti-SJW crew.

Sunk cost fallacy. The trolls left will never leave. They've unironically put in the same amount of time as a professional who spends years mastering a craft.
 
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One thing that surprises me is wings still has his trolls despite being on LolCow. You'd think, with Keem being one of the only "magnets" left in the game, that they'd leave well enough alone. Like how Ralph was untouchable for years, same with the rest of the old Anti-SJW crew.
Wings isn't even a Lolcow anymore, he barely reacts to anything nowadays. His trolls are only there to bring back that good ole coco from 2017-2020 where he showed fire in his eyes, his clip channels don't even clip recent shit he's up to nowadays because they know it's not the same anymore. I genuinely cannot distinguish his trolls from him anymore until they do genuine criminal acts like extortion or interviewing ex fans from 10 years ago; Wingo is just a husk clinging to life as he dies without children, I don't think he's too old, he's just too worn out.
 
Wings isn't even a Lolcow anymore, he barely reacts to anything nowadays. His trolls are only there to bring back that good ole coco from 2017-2020 where he showed fire in his eyes, his clip channels don't even clip recent shit he's up to nowadays because they know it's not the same anymore. I genuinely cannot distinguish his trolls from him anymore until they do genuine criminal acts like extortion or interviewing ex fans from 10 years ago; Wingo is just a husk clinging to life as he dies without children, I don't think he's too old, he's just too worn out.

He’s boring but we get glimpses of the cow on the podcast only. He’s still a beggar. He projects constantly. He’s still stupid as fuck and he will be back to full cow when his laziness inevitably gets him kicked for sure on the show. May take awhile but it’s inevitable.
 
He’s boring but we get glimpses of the cow on the podcast only. He’s still a beggar. He projects constantly. He’s still stupid as fuck and he will be back to full cow when his laziness inevitably gets him kicked for sure on the show. May take awhile but it’s inevitable.
Keem isn't kicking anyone off the show, boogie got "fired" for faking cancer and was back within 2 weeks, there's nothing Wings could do that could top that.
 
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he will be back to full cow when his laziness inevitably gets him kicked for sure on the show. May take awhile but it’s inevitable.
There is no promised glory days waiting to return around the corner. The age of Richard's best moments has been long dead since 2018. What is left is as what Axiom said best. A husk.

It ain't coming back.
 
There is no promised glory days waiting to return around the corner. The age of Richard's best moments has been long dead since 2018. What is left is as what Axiom said best. A husk.

It ain't coming back.

I don't know how people can seriously think old wings is ever returning still. Lmao

How many fucking years have people been saying that?

The only shot at old wings returning is if his caretaker... i mean wife leaves him. That's not ever happening because somehow this old bitch loves him for the man-baby he is.
 
I don't know how people can seriously think old wings is ever returning still. Lmao

How many fucking years have people been saying that?

The only shot at old wings returning is if his caretaker... i mean wife leaves him. That's not ever happening because somehow this old bitch loves him for the man-baby he is.

I wouldn't be surprised to see a divorce arc if he gets kicked off Lolcow. Divorce often follows the man losing a job/losing a lot of income. No telling when or if that would ever happen but I wouldn't rule it out at all. They've already had a billion tard fights and fake fired him a bunch of times, and Keem's podcasts never last very long if you look back at his history, they tend to be pretty unstable.
 
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The only shot at old wings returning is if his caretaker... i mean wife leaves him. That's not ever happening because somehow this old bitch loves him for the man-baby he is.

Or if he went off his meds (*shakes bottle*) for some stupid reason like them having the side effect of weight gain
 
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Wingo is just a husk clinging to life as he dies without children, I don't think he's too old, he's just too worn out.
I said it time ago and I'll say it again: Wings went from washed up CoD youtuber to washed up lolcow. Even as a lolcow he's a has-been.
He literally offers nothing these days, and even his trolls have moved on. What's left? Breaking Banquet and Lummox? Wings007? Discord faggotry? Even the more unhinged channels that literally went through years of PKA to find a 10 second clip aren't getting anything. You can't even go to his chat and troll him because what is there to say?

Even a divorce would be so underwhelming. People expect Wings to be devastated but being realistic we'd get like a floating head stream as Wings just says "it is what it is" and probably some gay episode of Lolcow Live where they have Kelly and Keem tries to make drama off their divorce (if the show still exists, that is). People forget that Wings doesn't feel anything anymore because he's so fucked up on SSRIs all the time, he's numb. If he didn't change after his last surgery, he never will.

For years, people said that Wings would only change if he had a health scare. He's had a couple the last few years and nothing changed. He's gonna eat himself to death and that will be it. It won't be dramatic or even interesting. It will just happen. Whatever trolls remain clearly never got why Wings was trolled in the first place.
 
Keem isn't kicking anyone off the show, boogie got "fired" for faking cancer and was back within 2 weeks, there's nothing Wings could do that could top that.
He eventually won’t play ball with whatever the script calls for. I agree the shows retarded follows a script. but they will suffer one day, and he will be the clear scapegoat. He'll be asked to do something retarded, and won't play ball. He will be gone before the show is. ya also have the divorce arc, the pillhead arc (he cant stop shaking hes clearly on too much shit) add in the surgery and some pain pills. dude will eat em all to not feel the pain of his fatness + his low iq. Heaven forbid he puts that little thing into line backer kelly and gets her pregnant another arc. DONT GIVE UP!!!!!!!
 
I said it time ago and I'll say it again: Wings went from washed up CoD youtuber to washed up lolcow. Even as a lolcow he's a has-been.
He literally offers nothing these days, and even his trolls have moved on. What's left? Breaking Banquet and Lummox? Wings007? Discord faggotry? Even the more unhinged channels that literally went through years of PKA to find a 10 second clip aren't getting anything. You can't even go to his chat and troll him because what is there to say?

Even a divorce would be so underwhelming. People expect Wings to be devastated but being realistic we'd get like a floating head stream as Wings just says "it is what it is" and probably some gay episode of Lolcow Live where they have Kelly and Keem tries to make drama off their divorce (if the show still exists, that is). People forget that Wings doesn't feel anything anymore because he's so fucked up on SSRIs all the time, he's numb. If he didn't change after his last surgery, he never will.

For years, people said that Wings would only change if he had a health scare. He's had a couple the last few years and nothing changed. He's gonna eat himself to death and that will be it. It won't be dramatic or even interesting. It will just happen. Whatever trolls remain clearly never got why Wings was trolled in the first place.
What do you think the best case scenario is for Wings going into the future?
 
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