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Aaron’s girlfriend left him LOL.

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VinegarPussy said:
Rocky Horror Picture Show vibes.

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When your retarded alcoholic duster addicted boyfriend who describes your pussy as a baconator and you tried to convince to kill himself on camera tells you he's too good for you and he isn't wrong.
 
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frogbutts said:
Yeah anyone attacking this woman is a dick but thank God she was warned and was able to get out before it's too late. Aaron is clearly a freak and she can definitely do better.
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This!
Fuck it all but she doesn’t deserve the shit talk, she had no idea.

Aaron has always given me the creeps. He should get with JESSICA BOYLE.
 
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Attractive Sexhaver said:
NAL's like the monster from It Follows. Once she latches on she follows her victim around getting him evicted and running up his water bill. Cobes' only hope is to transfer the BPDemon onto someone else
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This would be a decent industry the church should have pivoted all their exorcists to. It's basically the same shit except they'd have unlimited work, real demons, and it actually saves lives
Atomic Tampon Cat said:
Damn she seems like a completely normal mentally stable person. It's hard to come across that in the cobraverse. It took me aback for a second.
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I mean, she has an actual career so that puts her ahead of....everyone else by a few dozen miles.

I'd rather date a fattie (long distance or otherwise) than a grotesque bog monster. Watch how she just....doesn't talk about him again after this too. Could you imagine?
 
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Goatchoker said:
He should get with JESSICA BOYLE.
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It cracks me up how he always says her full name, especially after she said it bothers her. And in my own mind he's not even trying to be a dick he's just trying to spell things out so no one thinks he's talking about Jessica Messica or something when he's really talking about JESSICA BOYLE.
 
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San Dimas High School said:
It cracks me up how he always says her full name, especially after she said it bothers her. And in my own mind he's not even trying to be a dick he's just trying to spell things out so no one thinks he's talking about Jessica Messica or something when he's really talking about JESSICA BOYLE.
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Josh and Jessica have a really special chemistry and by special chemistry, I mean like fire and lighter fluid. They just feed each other's mental issues in a way I've never seen before. Cobra's autism triggers NAL's BPD because him missing her social cues = abandonment in her demented mind. Jessica's nonstop yapping and controlling nature trigger Cobes' autism and ODD respectively. Jessica is like the human incarnation of a sensory overload, with her nonstop talking.
 
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San Dimas High School said:
It cracks me up how he always says her full name, especially after she said it bothers her. And in my own mind he's not even trying to be a dick he's just trying to spell things out so no one thinks he's talking about Jessica Messica or something when he's really talking about JESSICA BOYLE.
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Yea I don't think he's trying to be a dick either he's just super autistic and he wants to be clear who he's talking about. Which makes it way funnier because she doesn't understand that (and won't care) so you know it's RAGING TIME
 
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anliteralidiot said:
After Jessica Messica played that tiktok, where it repeated Cobes saying JESSICA BOYLE three times, I had a dream that that was a way to curse someone. And the way to uncurse them, was to write it backwards three times.
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Didn't CWC have a thing for spelling people's names backwards to show that they're villains? Both Mary lee Walsh and his own evil twin in the Sonichu comics got that treatment.
 
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Atomic Tampon Cat said:
Damn she seems like a completely normal mentally stable person. It's hard to come across that in the cobraverse. It took me aback for a second.
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Talakai said:
is this the lady aaron was seeing when he sucked the bogtits? if so, that loss has to sting. yeah this girl is fat but she is pretty, seems sorta intelligent and comes across as a nice, normal girl. he traded that to put his mouth on jessica anne boyle's knee slappers. lmao.
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You'll find evidence of me making fat jokes elsewhere in this very forum, so I'm not gonna moralise too much on that, but Aaron's ex had a pretty reasonable response to being dragged into a long and complex internet drama that must be an assault on the senses to have to take in all at once.

She seems like a reasonable person with her priorities right and doing good, useful work. It's a shame Aaron is a degenerate coomer, and she straight up doesn't deserve to get dragged into public drama, but she can do better and it's better to have scumbags like Aaron out of your life as soon as humanely possible.
 
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Something about the entire thing doesn't feel right. She broke up with Aaron and apparently has had to deal with asshole calling her job and she isn't sure if she will lose it or not. All this to say her next actions have been to continue posting in the group and sending people friend requests. Just really seems off.
 
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Why were two adults with jobs and cars in a relationship not living together, or at least living in the same state? Is it due to Aaron being on probation or something? This is just so weird for a normal adult relationship, I only see it with internet weirdos. And her long distance serious bf has been posting in this public facebook group about this shit obsessively for months at the least and she didn't know anything about it? P.S. If any strangers calling her fat want to add her personal facebook she uses for work and family stuff, she would for some reason love that!

I do feel bad for her though because it looks like she used to be pretty before she became morbidly obese. That's sad. She tried to make it sound respectable but it sounds like she's a phone jockey at one of those places that hires crackheads to go to old people's houses and take care of them, except usually they just talk on their phone and steal pills. Like yeah, it's not McDonald's but it requires the same level of skill and pays the same.
ETA lmao no she will not lose her job as a nog wrangler for prank calls
 
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DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK said:
Why were two adults with jobs and cars in a relationship not living together, or at least living in the same state? Is it due to Aaron being on probation or something? This is just so weird for a normal adult relationship, I only see it with internet weirdos. And her long distance serious bf has been posting in this public facebook group about this shit obsessively for months at the least and she didn't know anything about it? P.S. If any strangers calling her fat want to add her personal facebook she uses for work and family stuff, she would for some reason love that!
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The dating pool for a man in his 30's in a place like Casper is full of nothing but washed up single moms. Of course Aaron would want to look elsewhere for someone who doesn't bring her ex's genetic baggage to the table.

I could just be bullshitting though, because Aaron has zero standards.
 
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