Sept 28 2024 - Chris and Flutter in Helsinki, Finland

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Bearmumrik said:

I wonder what Chris is really doing in Finland? I don't buy the "asking parents for hand in marriage" thing, that's not really a thing anymore in most modern developed countries. I guess it's just a vacation, but it would actually be interesting if Chris uploaded some content.
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Maybe Chris is going to give a sermon on MLIF and how to please them against their will.

I mean I didn't actually think Chris was going to fly to Finland because I didn't really think Flutter was from Finland. I thought it was a cover story.

But here we are.
 
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Bearmumrik said:

I wonder what Chris is really doing in Finland? I don't buy the "asking parents for hand in marriage" thing, that's not really a thing anymore in most modern developed countries. I guess it's just a vacation, but it would actually be interesting if Chris uploaded some content.
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Meeting your spouse's family before you marry their child is still a thing, even if formal 'hand in marriage' is mostly passe.
 
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Edict of Expulsion said:
Caden is behind the camera. Also posting the “leaks”. To keep a steady drip of content to get attention to keep the grift going.

Either Caden himself is dating the cabbage girl, or her parents were going to go to the embassy if they didn’t get proof of life so this is a proof of life trip.

Taking away a foreigner’s passport is the oldest modern slavery trick in the book.

Have to be extremely damaged and self hating to actually get romantically involved with that repulsive mother fucker.

But also spending more than zero time with caden isn’t much better.
Like boogie’s child bride maybe, or mint salad. they just find mostly not disfigured literally retarded women.
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Come the fuck on, this is really convoluted. So many folx are coming up with any rationale because they refuse to face the uncomfortable truth head on that Chris Chad scored before they did *sigh* . You seriously think Caden, already undergoing the penalties from being convicted for selling psilocybin shrooms, took away Flutter's passport so he could use her as a slave? So that he could have someone tard wrangle Chris on the cheap? And let's be real Chris Chad probably doesn't actually make Caden that much money. All the talk of how much of a profit Chris is supposedly giving to Caden is motivated by the desire to not face the simpler much more likely explanation for why a midget from the frozen north goes out of her way to hang out with the most documented man on the internet.

People need to just accept the truth: Chris Chad has a Finnish Fiancee. I've been writing detailed posts about this since last year! So many concocted narratives of byzantine conspiracies to avoid the reasonable conclusion when an autistic womanlet keeps hanging out with an infamous literal motherfucker. Hybristophilia is real!
 
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I wonder what his reason for being at the mall is. All of the Intercity trains go through the station that's also there, but I doubt he would be at that part of it if he was just there to hop on a train to another city, since he's on the 5th floor which doesn't have any shops, but does have elevators to the Sokos Hotel which is also there. None of the intercity trains leave after around 10pm though afaik so he could have just been staying the night there before leaving to wherever Flutter lives. Knowing that all of the trains go through that station isn't really something that you'd know or think about if you aren't from Helsinki or visit often as it only only saves you 5 minutes of travel time, so I hope they'll be staying in Helsinki, just to live in the hope of maybe running across him.
 
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TheArtilleryman said:
Someone needs to create a My Summer Car mod replacing your cousin with Chris and his Sonchu Mobile.
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Can't mod, but I made this edit instead.
my summer son-chu.png
 
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CFC-12 said:
This is legit the strongest evidence yet of them being an honest-to-goodness couple and Flutter not just being some Rube Goldberg-ass trolling setup. I mean, who the FUCK would spend what must cumulatively be thousands of dollars on travel expenses, spend weeks of your life staying with an autistic manchild, and risk your life being exposed to the entire internet unless you genuinely loved this person?

No way in hell Flutter ain't bouncing on that duck.
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Well said! Very well said.

When I first saw her last year I didn't jump to the 100% confident conclusion that her Suomussy was being invaded by bent anglo-american dick, but when I observed that she was making repeated visits to him in multiple different scenarios and points in time, I realized that my initial assumption - which was that Flutter has hybristophilia and probably wants an autistic hopeless manchild who is unlikely to cheat on her / abandon her - was increasingly likely to be the correct assessment.

Those coping about how this is all a troll job...or how Caden hired a midget woman to tardwrangle Chris Chad -- when post-jail he doesn't really need to be tardwrangled anyway (after his 2014 arrest he was more docile in public, the Motherfucking Saga involved someone he didn't need to expend energy committing violence upon) -- or how she has "got to be his social worker" or how she has got to be trafficking drugs for Caden and is just hanging out with Chris as a front or how (insert super convoluted hypothesis here) ... all of you must realize that once you get over the sting over the notion that Chris really might have girlfriend now, it makes seamless sense with minimal mental gymnastics!
 
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