Assassin's Creed thread

The pre-order numbers were that low?!
They should have figured by now that Steam users are patient. Well, up to a certain point. You do not want people to forget you either.

Not like SE who left KH3 on EGS for a few years, which resulted in people going "There was a PC version?" when it finally hit Steam.
 
A comment I found interesting from one of Asmongold's recent videos on the subject (the Torii gate).

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Makes sense to me. Ubisoft (the "Parisian" cityfolk) is to France what California is to the rest of the US.
 
Hopefully the delay will result in a decentass game, but probably not.
Lol NO. The delay is there because Ubi pissed off its investors who currently want to see the CEO's head on a spike. Assassin's Creed Shadows is shaping up to be another financial failure, so they had to delay it, hoping things cool down. A February release date is an admission, that Ubisoft cannot compete anymore with the big guys in the fall/pre-Holidays release window. AC Shadows is, always was and always will be a shit game.
 
I don't know why this has occurred to me now, but I'm now convinced this crap has been going on for awhile with AAA games (and probably other stuff). No wonder certain fandoms have become divided. Because it's being gaslit into believing people who support the stupid crap going on in certain franchises are a majority or a sizable minority when they are most likely just full of a bunch of bots, contrarians, and shills.
I was led to believe that they used to bend the historicity as a part of artistic license (which is fine, that is the backbone of every speculative fiction ever); you get "bad guys good, good guys bad" or anachronisms like the plague doctor uniforms or the Chinese pirate in Black Flag who was inspired by a real pirate but was born in a different era. To the credit of past games, they would do plenty of research where people have considered using Unity to rebuild the Notre Dame. I think it hits differently now because Shadows is just phoning it in and can't do a basic fact check that they get the plant life wrong.
 
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A comment I found interesting from one of Asmongold's recent videos on the subject (the Torii gate).

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Makes sense to me. Ubisoft (the "Parisian" cityfolk) is to France what California is to the rest of the US.
Il a raison. He's right, but while Ubisoft main office is in Paris, most of the decisions are made in Canada.
As for the relations between France and Japan, they were always great under Jacques Chirac, he really appreciated the japanese culture and was a friend of Shinzo Abe.
 
Lol NO. The delay is there because Ubi pissed off its investors who currently want to see the CEO's head on a spike. Assassin's Creed Shadows is shaping up to be another financial failure, so they had to delay it, hoping things cool down. A February release date is an admission, that Ubisoft cannot compete anymore with the big guys in the fall/pre-Holidays release window. AC Shadows is, always was and always will be a shit game.
It's also because Ubisoft only makes semi-annual reports. Their Q2 (which covers July, August, and September) brings the semi-annual report covering April to September or "H1 2024-25" as it would appear on their financial statement.

By cancelling the preorders and keeping the associated data out of Q2, investors won't be able to glean from their financial reports what the preorders are shaping up to be. If they released the game in November, investors might get a hint in mid October when they post the semi-annual data. By delaying to February, investors won't know how bad it is shaping up to be and they'll be optimistic because this company is carried by Assassin's Creed at this point. They're trying to delay the investors bringing out the guillotines by 4 months.

For reference, AC Valhalla, the most profitable game in the series, released in late 2020 or "FY 2020-21". Their "non-IFRS cash flow from operation" for that year was only €64.6 million while their "IFRS Net income" was only €105.2 million.
 
I read a few comments on reddit/youtube that one of the main writers or devs on the Ubisoft team is a fat White woman with an ace of spades tattoo (likes to fuck Black guys). The source is apparently her twitter account before it got privated. Can anyone confirm?

It would make a heck lot of sense for her to insert a Black guy into the game because she can fulfill her racial fetish for Blacks while also letting him kill Asians who she hates.
 
I read a few comments on reddit/youtube that one of the main writers or devs on the Ubisoft team is a fat White woman with an ace of spades tattoo (likes to fuck Black guys). The source is apparently her twitter account before it got privated. Can anyone confirm?

It would make a heck lot of sense for her to insert a Black guy into the game because she can fulfill her racial fetish for Blacks while also letting him kill Asians who she hates.
Bait used to be believable, this cuck fiction is too good to be true, and its more likely they looked for a bipoc in japan for bonus esg money, look at either their stock, or their executive disfunction occurring right now. The game would still be shit even if it was a japanese samurai, since they haven't improved on assassins creed since black flag, it's actually downgraded from those games.
 
I read a few comments on reddit/youtube that one of the main writers or devs on the Ubisoft team is a fat White woman with an ace of spades tattoo (likes to fuck Black guys). The source is apparently her twitter account before it got privated. Can anyone confirm?

It would make a heck lot of sense for her to insert a Black guy into the game because she can fulfill her racial fetish for Blacks while also letting him kill Asians who she hates.
I don't know about the ace of spades tattoo but people already posted comments about her BLM love and her hatred of whites in like the first few pages of this thread after the reveal trailer was posted.
 
Naoe makes sense as a character and it definitely looks like her gameplay will be most like the original stealth idea. She is getting the better reception. The downside is that some are bitching about wanting a Japanese male playable. This is of course despite the fact there are dozens of Japanese men protagonists in games.

Yasuke was a bad idea on paper. One note. Fictional. Just total bullshit as an idea.
 
in an ideal world, yasuke would've been a disguise you wear as you play as the real japanese assassin, as well as kabuki stagehand as you kill target during a play
 
Found this on reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/AsianMasculinity/comments/1cuixbk/deleted_by_user/
The original title was "Sachi Schmidt-Hori: The self hating Lu and LGBTQ+ activist behind Assassin's Creed Shadows" and if you don't remember, she is the only known Japanese person hired for this game.

Apparently she asked someone else to post a reply on her behalf:

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whatanHPoP said:
I’ve been asked to post Professor Hori’s reply to your thread as she doesn’t have enough karma to comment (she just made her Reddit account today):

“Hi everyone! I am the college professor being described here as the "self-hating Lu and LGBTQ+ behind Assassins' Creed Shadows." I was not a Reddit user but I created an account so I can talk to you. I reached out to the author of this thread but he did not respond. For the record, I don't hate myself and I am not an LGBTQ+ activist. My husband is biracial (Japanese and German American) and my last name is like this for a reason you would never guess. I know that truths don't matter to some of you but I just wanted to let you know my truths. Please do not get me wrong; even if I were married to a white man or chose to hyphenate my name like mine because I hate my Asianness and love whiteness, that would not make it OK for you to talk about a stranger whom everyone can identify (while you guys are all anonymous). I do teach about various racial and gender-based stereotypes in the Western media and many of my students are Asian American men, who appreciate what I have to say about the things this community seems to care a lot. Some of you may think what you are doing here is harmless. But it's not. Even if you don't wish to see me physically attacked by a crazed person (remember: people know where I work, where my office is, and what I look like, etc.) or I become depressed and commit suicide, what you are doing does contribute to making such outcomes a real possibility.

Many people who have never read my book make assumptions about it. If you are curious why anyone would write a book like mine, you can read a freely available review of my book: https://wapercyfoundation.org/?p=1133 (other reviews were published in academic journals so they are not easily accessible). This book is only one of the many things I have written. I study representations of gender, sexuality, and class in premodern Japanese literature. It is part of Asian Studies and again, most of my students are Asian or Asian American. They seem to get a lot from what I teach.

Anyways, if it was your goal to make me sad or angry, congratulations, you succeeded. But I really, really admire the few people who defended me even if they did not have to. If you are one of them, thank you :-).

Now, when the game comes out in November, this kind of hate will likely resurface. I would like to ask this community's members for a favor. When you see a short Asian woman being kicked around by a bunch of masked men, please do not join the mob or watch silently. Be the person who tells the masked men to stop or at least ask them why. It does not matter who she is married to or what she studies as a scholar; a bunch of masked men should not be cyber-bullying an individual with a public profile. It's dangerous. I have received so many hate mails and messages. Even if I am a happy-go-lucky person, the amount of hate compromised my mental health and I had to cancel my class.

Thank you for your attention.

Sachi *********”

"Now, when the game comes out in November"
That didn't age so well.

I don't know what she's getting at about getting "kicked around by a bunch of masked men"
 
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https://youtu.be/dN4WMQARc_A?si=feilp616ItLfKgu5

New video from Endymion with info from his insiders, so big grain of salt with that but it feels believable enough.

Highlights include.

- Game used to have a Japanese male samurai lead that was removed for sociopolitical reasons in 2020 due to George Floyd and Black Lives Matter. Yes, really.
- Japanese male was fully modeled and animated
- First showcase of Yasuke was them testing out the physics engine by having Yasuke smash up a grocery store.
- Skill and Bones is what sank the company since it cost 800 million to make.
- Ubisoft higher ups are contemplating removing Yasuke entirely but it is unlikely because the workforce is woke and will revolt/political backlash
- Are removing a line from Yasuke about how he was enslaved by white men and white supremacy must be eradicated violently to avoid getting shit on.
- Ubisoft doesn't plan to change any of the political stuff IN their games but will (and apparently this is an industry wide decision) no longer market these political elements. They're basically planning on tricking people from here on out.
 
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