Sept 28 2024 - Chris and Flutter in Helsinki, Finland

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dukekinny said:
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Haesindang Park said:
I think Chris gets his welfare money this Wednesday. I'd imagine the American government would audit him when they see his financial transactions are made in Finland. This is going to get very interesting soon.
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Why exactly? There's no law against tards going on vacation. You can even move to another country and still collect Social Security. Unless he's living high on the hog and earning money to the point he's clearly not disabled, he can do whatever he likes. He's not a prisoner forbidden to travel.
 
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Bearmumrik said:

I wonder what Chris is really doing in Finland? I don't buy the "asking parents for hand in marriage" thing, that's not really a thing anymore in most modern developed countries. I guess it's just a vacation, but it would actually be interesting if Chris uploaded some content.
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Remember, this is Chris. His entire concept of love and marriage comes from film and television, so he absolutely would ask the parents
 
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AnOminous said:
Why exactly? There's no law against tards going on vacation. You can even move to another country and still collect Social Security. Unless he's living high on the hog and earning money to the point he's clearly not disabled, he can do whatever he likes. He's not a prisoner forbidden to travel.
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International travel is a whole other animal from just staying in the states. Mix that in with the federalies going after different sorts of fraud, means that it might just take one bean counter to look and see. It's one thing to go up to Canada or Mexico on SSDI, but an expensive trip to a European country? That will raise some flags.

Foreign travel means you're letting the government into your shit more than if you stayed in the states. They've been doing that since the early 2000s and they don't need a reason. I think it was part of the Patriot Act. If they see Chris spending more than he's getting in SSDI, then someone is going to raise a red flag that he's getting more income from somewhere.
 
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FinnSven said:
Pretty certain Chris could manage it.

Shitting himself and doing nothing.
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Would still have to have a mandated reporter notice and the entire underfunded, understaffed system meant to intervene to function perfectly. Plus there's flutter, if she's the mom she's a total wild card. We know next to nothing about her. I'm predicting another fat dub for teflon tard, it's more likely that Crystal gets into Harvard to study law and eventually becomes President than Chris fucks up in a way with lasting consequences.
 
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
International travel is a whole other animal from just staying in the states. Mix that in with the federalies going after different sorts of fraud, means that it might just take one bean counter to look and see. It's one thing to go up to Canada or Mexico on SSDI, but an expensive trip to a European country? That will raise some flags.

Foreign travel means you're letting the government into your shit more than if you stayed in the states. They've been doing that since the early 2000s and they don't need a reason. I think it was part of the Patriot Act. If they see Chris spending more than he's getting in SSDI, then someone is going to raise a red flag that he's getting more income from somewhere.
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Its literally just a trip to Finland. A NATO allied country. He's not going to Ubekistan or whatever. Its easy to assume Chris could have saved up the money, and that would be that for the bean counter.
 
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Bearmumrik said:

I wonder what Chris is really doing in Finland? I don't buy the "asking parents for hand in marriage" thing, that's not really a thing anymore in most modern developed countries. I guess it's just a vacation, but it would actually be interesting if Chris uploaded some content.
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Meeting the parents of your future wife before you get married is definitely a thing still, even if you don't explicitly ask them for permission.
 
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All the sasquatch footage like this is from Caden himself trying to keep Chris relevant and on people's lips so he can continue milking money out of idiots buying stuff from the etsy store. And there is 100% good reasoning to do so. If you ever feel bad about wasting money on junk just remember that Praetor has made at least $100,000 in revenue on 928 people spending $110 each on a bunch of clay that may or may not have been molded by Chris and this does not include the other 4000 reviewed items as well as an unknown amount of items that buyers never reviewed.


The only question I have now is whether Flutter is in on it with them or if Caden is manipulating both of them.
 
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
That kid's life is going to be utter hell. If for some reason, it's normal and not a slow-in-the-mind, then having Chris as a parent is going to be utter torture. I mean if it's true that Flutter talks in an "anime voice"', is she going to do that constantly if they hook up? Is she going to raise the kid with that voice or any of the other things she overlooks while hanging out with Chris?

Lets face it, if they have a kid, she's going to do all the raising while Chris just sits on his ass. Then what if she has to travel or something, is she going leave the kid with Chris? That's like giving a toddler a loaded gun.

I'm sure everyone will be like "oh lets leave them alone" and then a year or two later, finding out Chris shook the kid to death because it won't stop crying, or feeding it McDonalds because he doesn't want to buy baby food. We've seen how Chris goes absolutely ape shit with anger with his dogs barking, imagine him with a crying kid?
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Can anyone explain to me why are they suddenly having a kid now!? I really don't want this to be true. If it turns out fucking Chris Chan has a kid before I did I'm fucking furious.
 
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For what it's worth, the Finnish autism squad deduced that the sasquatch shot from a security cam is a decent match with a store called Normal (a Danish chain that sells random crap from hygiene products to cleaning supplies and shitty Chinese travel accessories). It's hard to point out which one it is since they're all furnished to appear similar, and apparently the one in Tripla doesn't officially open until Wednesday.

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