Sept 28 2024 - Chris and Flutter in Helsinki, Finland

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SigueSigueSpergnik said:
See my earlier comment re: the 'tism blinding her to his awfulness. Neither one is mutually-exclusive, though straight-up infatuation could have the same effects.



This seems less likely. Chris can't go nine seconds without telling people he's just met about how he's CPU Bluenipples the Seaweed-Green Pony Messiah Sonichu. He almost certainly opened his yap about it to her right off the bat, if for no other reason than to (in his mind) soften the inevitable shock of her finding out about his illustrious past by getting his biased version of events out there first. Normal thing to do when you've got a record, but for Chris it's been SOP for his entire life.
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I know it to be true, another lolcow said that he put Chris on that website...

This was before flutter was even known to exist...
 
Retarded_FAG said:
how long do you think before things start going wrong? Chris chan usually manages to fuck up relationships
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it's certain that Flutter has attracted at least one other potential male suitor before, but from the looks of it if she's ~31 (maybe even 32 by now) and spends quite a bit of time hanging out with Chris, it seems she has rejected multiple potential previous options the past ~13 years, to settle for Chris Chad, likely because he is someone who absolutely cannot leave her for another woman

It'll be up to Flutter to do the leaving if it happens. How might that happen? Well, we can only speculate at this point, but obviously it'll involve Chris's well-documented inclinations straining her past her breaking point, except this time it may be centered around a setting in a frozen land far to the east of the Atlantic rather than Ruckersville, Virginia.

The stage has now been set for more Chriskino, though this is arguably a "New Spinoff Sequel Series" rather than just another Season.
 
First the Cado, now Chris's love quest takes him to the land of Berkele and Miku. Ebin : D : D : D

Perhaps we just got too jaded and thought it must be some gayops, but what if it is real? She is a midget and not very good looking, so maybe Chris Chad is a good enough deal. He is famous on the internet, after all!

Total Chris W.
 
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dukekinny said:
I know it to be true, another lolcow said that he put Chris on that website...
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Lolcows are always reliable sources of information. Always.

Besides, giving your lolcow source the benefit of the doubt, how Chris ended up on the site doesn't really matter. She would've contacted him, he would've responded, and almost certainly played the messiah card right out of the gate.

dukekinny said:
This was before flutter was even known to exist...
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Also not important. Others may have contacted him before or after Flutter did, but so far she's the only one to have been verified as having a connection with him.
 
Male Idiot said:
Perhaps we just got too jaded and thought it must be some gayops, but what if it is real? She is a midget and not very good looking, so maybe Chris Chad is a good enough deal. He is famous on the internet, after all!

Total Chris W.
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is there any confirmation that they're dating, or just friends? I need a TL;DR on this
 
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SigueSigueSpergnik said:
Lolcows are always reliable sources of information. Always.

Besides, giving your lolcow source the benefit of the doubt, how Chris ended up on the site doesn't really matter. She would've contacted him, he would've responded, and almost certainly played the messiah card right out of the gate.



Also not important. Others may have contacted him before or after Flutter did, but so far she's the only one to have been verified as having a connection with him.
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Well, if Chris ever tells the story and it turns out to be true then we'll know till then it's like how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop


That's my little cow doing a victory lap, the dude is so desperate to inject himself into internet lore that he befriended Chris while he was in jail..

My one pet peeve is that people keep saying that Chris went to prison, Chris went to county jail he was never in prison.
Just semantics though
 
Retarded_FAG said:
Chris chan's love quest is possibly over after all these years he managed to possibly find love despite all odds he might even manage to have a kid somehow
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Televised royal wedding. I'm going to watch that like the British public at home feeling proud of my degenerate history praising our heir.
 
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Argh My Cigar said:
Televised royal wedding. I'm going to watch that like the British public at home feeling proud of my degenerate history praising our heir.
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Chris's inability not to over share things will eventually lead to a treasure trove of content, there's no way that he isn't filming something, there's no way that there isn't selfies, I don't believe that a guy who's been obsessed with having a girlfriend for years and years isn't filling his camera roll full of selfies with this girl
 
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We have failed to honor the memory of Techno Viking...
 
Pickle Inspector said:
I agree that’s the most likely thing however to play devils advocate money clearly isn’t an issue for Caden, Chris losing his tugboat would be a major blow and allow for Caden to exert more control plus the threat of kicking Chris out would be a more devastating proposition.
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I know, but like... what's the endgame here if that's the case? Pull the rug out and say "haha Flutter wasn't your girlfriend got you"? That's the same shit people were doing in 2008. Nobody would put THIS much time and effort into the absolute most basic trolling attempt possible for Chris. If someone actually wasted that much of their time and money on it, they're the retard being trolled.

Nah, I think Flutter and Chris's relationship began organically and Caden just goes along with it because it makes it easier to keep Chris in check. Especially if he's helping pay for flights and shit. Finding a boyfriend-free girl has always been Chris's #1 priority, and now that he has that, Caden could totally use that to manipulate Chris. Homeboy's not streaming enough? Ah geez dood, might not have enough to fly Flutter out next month. Better hop on and shill for medallions tonight.
 
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People trying to figure out how Chris's relationship with flutter is somehow connected to some type of trolling
 
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
International travel is a whole other animal from just staying in the states. Mix that in with the federalies going after different sorts of fraud, means that it might just take one bean counter to look and see. It's one thing to go up to Canada or Mexico on SSDI, but an expensive trip to a European country? That will raise some flags.
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Dude there are plenty of boomers collecting SSDI and plain old Social Security and living in Belize and other places. It is a completely normal thing. There is nothing whatsoever illegal or even suspicious about it. It's common.
My Earnest Opinions said:
Finland is arguably the most autistic country on Earth, which means Chris is possibly more well known there "per capita" than he is in some part of, say, Montana, so you probably don't need to alert anyone
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Iceland is more autistic just because it produced Björk.
 
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