Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.8%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 84 27.4%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 48 15.6%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 107 34.9%
  • Total voters
    307
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My Lord... My Liege...
THIS is my New Joker...
Let's put a smile on that face...
The ONLY Joker I see when I speak of anything in regards of a balldo or Rekieta for the month of October...
Move over Nick...
My pumpkin spice daddy...
 
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Nate Dingus said:
Nick must be under a lot of stress because jfc he has gained a lot of weight lately. He looked super bloated on that Good Lawgic stream.

His metabolism must have been fuelled by coke, because he's going to be as fat as Sean soon. Subbing whiskey for sodas only beats the blood test Nick, it doesn't stop the pounds.

The single Dorito skelly days are over. Best he can hope for is bloated stomach African famine baby
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He's gonna have to kick it up a notch on the weight loss or soon he'll be an unfunny, gay, balding, wetbrained, impotent, child neglecting, face licking, crack addicted, aids infested, fake heat allergy having, nigger loving, balldo wearing, cuck AND fat.

Get your sandwich jokes ready people.
 
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Nate Dingus said:
Nick must be under a lot of stress because jfc he has gained a lot of weight lately. He looked super bloated on that Good Lawgic stream.

His metabolism must have been fuelled by coke, because he's going to be as fat as Sean soon. Subbing whiskey for sodas only beats the blood test Nick, it doesn't stop the pounds.

The single Dorito skelly days are over. Best he can hope for is bloated stomach African famine baby
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Pig Rekieta better start starving himself or puking to get back to his healthy sub 100 lb weight
 
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Third World Aristocrat said:
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This random YouTube comment caught my attention. Did anyone here know about the existence of a supposed Discord group for exiles from the Balldo Locals, where MANdy is presumably still catfishing people?

(this is from the YT comments on my Everybody lies, except rekieta - 2 video)
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@notmandysock5728
"Guys Mandy just wants to leave the public spotlight to spend time with her family and rescued greyhounds on her 200 acre estate. She asked me to pass along this message when we met for a romantic week in Naples."
 
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The Internet Dick said:
This is the first I've heard of anyone doing this in real life although I do have vague memories of a sitcom or movie back in the day that used the pretend gay BFF trope as a plot device.
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Jack Tripper in Three's Company? (Sorta)

VeteranOfTheRetardWars said:
There’s some, mostly anecdotal reports from users, evidence along with out current understanding of how drugs can affect the brain it seems that meth in particular can cause enough change in the pathways of the brain to alter sexual preference.
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That More Plates More Dates dude claims that Tren, whatever that is, can have that effect.


How could I forget his name: Greg Doucette?
Edit: never mind. I messed up, this is a reaction video.
 
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Balldo's Gate said:
What???
The ruling explicitly states Rekieta loses on EVERYTHING at issue at the omnibus phase, including the arguments he didn't even took the chance to make yet in favor of the desperation play to demand a Franks hearing.

Even the state, in their filing, appeared resigned to another set of briefs on a general challenge to probable cause before the case moved forward.

To say that it's it's not "as devastating as anybody thought it would be" goes beyond cope, and beyond simple lying into delusional alternate reality land worthy of the Law Pope himself. How could it get MORE devastating? I can't really think of a way other than the judge pursing sanctions against the Barneswalker, and I don't think it crossed the threshold where that would be appropriate.
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Viva observes the weather:

Maybe Viva thought the Barnes arguments were so retarded, the judge should have revoked bond. Seriously, though, that ruling couldn't have been worse for Nick. About the only good that could be imagined that came from it was the Barneswalker was so incompetent by not raising other substantive issues, it preserved them for Kaylas omnibus. Kayla is at least going to have hope. Unwarranted hope, but hope nonetheless.
 
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Gobermental Supervisor said:
The lawyer then contacted the courts in New York and requested information about the suppoed judgement, which did not exist.
Joe tried to threaten someone into paying money by making up a judgement AND creating a fictive legal document.
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One thing I've learned from watching Louis Rossmann is that New York bureaucracy is unfathomably incompetent and retarded.
While it's entirely plausible for a jew to create fake documents in an effort to extort money, it's just as likely that the judgement was real, but whoever tried to look it up couldn't find it.
Pippa's Greasy KB said:
Is nick himself now the sonichu medallion of lawtube?
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Always was.
 
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I think that no matter what Nick does, he must not and cannot ever stream again.

Nick, don't let the reverse psychology of this thread fool you.

The Farmers are pretending they want you to stream in order to reverse psychologize you into not streaming which will then reverse-reverse polygamize you into STREAMING.

They are trying to trick you into STREAMING and you must not give them what they want and YOU MUST NOT STREAM.

Do you hear me, Nicholas Rekieta? I strongly order and command you NOT to stream EVER again so that you don't give the incel farmer prudes what they want.
 
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Not Who You Think said:
I've been working on a Kayla OP
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What’s that?!? A KAYLA OF?!

Oh wait… oh… OH…

Never mind I misread it and erroneously jumped for joy. Feelsbadman. :(

Quite something to hear Nick romanticize introducing his kid to liquor btw.

Yeah Nick, I’m sure Junior will have nothing but fun memories when it comes to whiskey and you.

I’m sure watching his father get arrested, getting bullied by the other kids because of your choices and that fun stint with CPS that Nick’s whisky fueled hedonism led to, will just be hazy, but fun memories in six years.

And he’ll stand there one day in Nicks streaming hovel and say “Dad, can you show me what’s good about whisky and cucking?”
 
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TheLastJoestar said:
It's said the reason why coins have serrated edges is because Jews used to cut a very tiny piece of the perfectly round coins off and then use the coin as normal. After corner cutting 10 or so times they have that coin's worth in pure bullion. The serrated edges helped the European countries more easily determine if the coin had been tampered with.

Now, with this in mind, That pales in comparison to the Jew Ops Joe pulled here. Give me one good reason why using Lawyer expertise to forge government documents to collect money shouldn't be a one way ticket to a minimum 10 year prison sentence and permanent disbarment and a forced reimbursement of all Legal fees. This is how you get to 110.

Why does Sean fraternize with this sleazeball? Sean, buddy, you gotta find less corrupt "friends"
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New York State will likely disbar him if the disciplinary committee learns about the forgery (I hope they do), and decides his defense of “well, it could be real, I just don’t have it and neither does the clerk” is shit. Lots of precedent here, one disbarment as recently as last year in the Second department (Albany) for forging court orders.

This is a good example of what lawyers get disbarred for, which is not rackets type degeneracy.
 
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