Trading the forex fully automated martingale

TheCuntler said:
Wouldn't you still have around 2k in your account?
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at this moment, i have an equity of $2457, but keep in mind that when these charts take off on a run... it can be devastating.

i could easily blink and have $1k remaining.

omg, i would shit.

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i can get an uber to the hardware store to buy the fan belt pulleys for my homemade generator, about $15.00

multiply that by two, cuz i need to return also.

gotta buy a piece of lumber and some bolts to mount it.

voila, i will have a custom alternator setup.

omg, the khaki shorts i am wearing dont have a button to close my pants..

they barely stay on me.

maybe i will just let them fall down to my ankles.

right here in the starbucks.

(i am not wearing any man panties)

i think it will be no problem, because starbucks policy says the customer is ALWAYS right.

maybe i could ask one of the nice starbucks baristas if i could borrow a pair of panties for a couple of hours.

hypothetically, if i was sitting in starbucks and i am experiencing the beginnings of morning wood(erection) because some inconsiderate slut is sitting in here looking all hot, is it okay if i politely explain the situation to her and ask that she sit on the other side of the starbucks?

please only licensed attorneys respond to this.

i could perhaps get in some deep shit here.

trades are open

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I wanna apologize for my first comment in this thread, I was being a dickhead for absolutely no reason. Fuck me for being rude, I'm sorry.

You're clearly onto something and I hope you polish your algorithm and make it big time.
 
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postfeetpls said:
I wanna apologize for my first comment in this thread, I was being a dickhead for absolutely no reason. Fuck me for being rude, I'm sorry.

You're clearly onto something and I hope you polish your algorithm and make it big time.
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all respect.

i am an odd guy and most of what i say is over the top and it sounds like bullshit.

i understand.

i am right now getting my ass handed to me on a platter.

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i have mentioned rentec.com, this video is jim simons the owner of it.

he manages dozens of billions of dollars.

 
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tradecode said:
hypothetically, if i was sitting in starbucks and i am experiencing the beginnings of morning wood(erection) because some inconsiderate slut is sitting in here looking all hot, is it okay if i politely explain the situation to her and ask that she sit on the other side of the starbucks?

please only licensed attorneys respond to this.

i could perhaps get in some deep shit here.

trades are open

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What ever you do, don't go and talk to her. Especially when erect and not wearing panties.
 
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tradecode said:
voila, i will have a custom alternator setup.
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I don't know shit about the stock market, but I know quite a bit about cars. Why go through all that work when you could probably just do your own rebuild of your alternator? It's usually just the brushes that go bad, and brushes are pretty universal and cheap. Running a generator inside your vehicle with you seems a little unsafe, and I would be sad if something bad happened to you before you finish your project.
 
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Bishounen Collector said:
I don't know shit about the stock market, but I know quite a bit about cars. Why go through all that work when you could probably just do your own rebuild of your alternator? It's usually just the brushes that go bad, and brushes are pretty universal and cheap. Running a generator inside your vehicle with you seems a little unsafe, and I would be sad if something bad happened to you before you finish your project.
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this is one of those modern economy cars that you need a shoe horn to work on anything.. everything is in there so tight there is no real room to work on anything or turn a wrench... i am not afraid to turn a wrench.. i do my own brakes, etc.

there is some instructions online for my car that says to unbolt the engine mounts and slightly lift the engine to get the alternator out.

it is beyond my pay grade/tools available/etc to replace this alternator.

i am probably looking at $1k to $1.5k to get a new alternator installed.

my solution is to just make a homemade generator.

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this is what my chart looks like with no trades and no chart.

white line = target price

blue line = breakeven

trades are open.

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tradecode said:
omg, the khaki shorts i am wearing dont have a button to close my pants..

they barely stay on me.
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Tie a jacket around your waist as a makeshift belt or use a cable or rope you have lying around. If you have some spare shoelaces you could also thread them through the belt hoops and tie them together (if they need to be longer) to use them as a belt.
 
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Syzyg said:
Tie a jacket around your waist as a makeshift belt or use a cable or rope you have lying around. If you have some spare shoelaces you could also thread them through the belt hoops and tie them together (if they need to be longer) to use them as a belt.
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i already solved this problem.. i hang one testicle out my left pantleg and the other testicle hangs out the other pantleg.

i tied some old christman ribbons/bows around each testicle, and now i think my shorts wont fall down.

trades are open

 
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tradecode said:
there is some instructions online for my car that says to unbolt the engine mounts and slightly lift the engine to get the alternator out.
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Yeah, a jack, some stands, and a couple wheel chucks are still going to be cheaper at Harbor Freight than your generator though. I just had to do this same technique to gain access to my water pump/pulley/belt that was all worn out in my own vehicle very recently. It can't possibly be as much work as building a custom generator. I'm very interested to see your work on a generator if you go with that method though. Post a picture of your generator build if you get around to it. I do so love me some wonderful and wacky mechanic solutions.
Hope the market gets better for you today. It looks kinda rough, and I hope you're doing okay bud.
 
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Bishounen Collector said:
Yeah, a jack, some stands, and a couple wheel chucks are still going to be cheaper at Harbor Freight than your generator though. I just had to do this same technique to gain access to my water pump/pulley/belt that was all worn out in my own vehicle very recently. It can't possibly be as much work as building a custom generator. I'm very interested to see your work on a generator if you go with that method though. Post a picture of your generator build if you get around to it. I do so love me some wonderful and wacky mechanic solutions.
Hope the market gets better for you today. It looks kinda rough, and I hope you're doing okay bud.
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if i build this generator, it will be jimmy rigged to the max, because i dont have a drill or other power tools.

either way, my local hardware sells the pulleys for the fan belt.. i just go into the auto parts and ask them to find me a belt about yay long... i bolt the motor to a piece of wood and bolt the alternator to the wood also..

it will be like this, but jimmy rigged, etc.

 
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during this project i studied a few things...

i studied business and politics.

i studied mathematics and science.

i studied religion and war.

i studied intelligence and belief systems.

i studied counseling.

and then i studied a couple of elective courses:

i studied bondage and slavery.

i studied sadism and masochism.

i studied dominance and submission.

...and i studied dreams and love and god.

 
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years ago when i was totally homeless, and i had maybe a dollar in my pocket... not enough to buy a coffee at starbucks, but enough to buy a couple of refills... i would walk up to the starbucks and there are usually coffee cups outside with an inch or so of coffee remaining.. i would grab one and walk in and sit down in a leather chair... and spill that coffee on the floor..

they would clean up the mess and bring me a fresh coffee.
 
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tradecode said:
years ago when i was totally homeless, and i had maybe a dollar in my pocket... not enough to buy a coffee at starbucks, but enough to buy a couple of refills... i would walk up to the starbucks and there are usually coffee cups outside with an inch or so of coffee remaining.. i would grab one and walk in and sit down in a leather chair... and spill that coffee on the floor..

they would clean up the mess and bring me a fresh coffee.
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That is horrible.
 
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