Jessica Anne Boyle / NakedAndLaughing / NAL / Queen Cobra JAB / Captlmoose@yahoo.com / MissRabbit420 - DUMPED By KingCobraJFS, Baconator Pussy, Parent-botherer, hoarder, bathtub dweller, self-hitter, box pisser, confirmed sicko, retired cam whore, Bjork superfan, demogorgon gutterslut, aspiring comedian, obsessed with almost winning the lottery

Why were two adults with jobs and cars in a relationship not living together, or at least living in the same state? Is it due to Aaron being on probation or something? This is just so weird for a normal adult relationship, I only see it with internet weirdos. And her long distance serious bf has been posting in this public facebook group about this shit obsessively for months at the least and she didn't know anything about it? P.S. If any strangers calling her fat want to add her personal facebook she uses for work and family stuff, she would for some reason love that!

I do feel bad for her though because it looks like she used to be pretty before she became morbidly obese. That's sad. She tried to make it sound respectable but it sounds like she's a phone jockey at one of those places that hires crackheads to go to old people's houses and take care of them, except usually they just talk on their phone and steal pills. Like yeah, it's not McDonald's but it requires the same level of skill and pays the same.
ETA lmao no she will not lose her job as a nog wrangler for prank calls
Wyoming isn’t exactly teeming with jobs. It’s not unusual for unmarried couples to do long distance for a period if one is in school, the military, has a good job in another state that they don’t want to leave behind, have to take care of family etc.

Of all the things to criticize people for, this one is pretty lame.
 
Wyoming isn’t exactly teeming with jobs. It’s not unusual for unmarried couples to do long distance for a period if one is in school, the military, has a good job in another state that they don’t want to leave behind, have to take care of family etc.

Of all the things to criticize people for, this one is pretty lame.
Yeah Caspers a relatively populated area by WYOMING standards and its not that big compared to regular towns in more populated states. Surrounding it is nothing. Id imagine by the time youre in your 30s out there the dating pool has dried up too. Just left with aarons and jessicas to pick through.
 
Of all the things to criticize people for, this one is pretty lame.
It's not a critique of her as a person, I'm sure she's nice. My point is that Aaron could be a bank teller where she lives and vice versa, they're just doing what Cobes and NAL did and e-dating and banging every once in a while. She didn't see all the weird shit he was posting and doing or any of the facebook comments from and about him and Jessica for months? It just seems like she likes the drama. Why did she comment on it at all? Just make your facebook private.

She's of age and alive so I'm sure she'll be able to get over the guy who tried to eat JESSICA BOYLE's Baconator behind her back. She'll be fine. But if she shows up on one of Porkney's panels I won't be surprised.
 
Just a general point I think may have gotten lost. From listening to Cobes rendition of what "happened" this incident seems to have taken place during the 2nd Casper visit, after which NAL spewed a lot of hate about Aaron. So, this would be pre his latest DUI. And it's not any excuse for him, but I imagine a lot of what he offered to do had todo with him being drunk. IIRC Cobes said something that indicated Aaron was like "Oh I said that" the next day. He's still a grossy mcgrosserson, though. I do wonder how long he was dating this lady, because I also think he said he was single during the second Casper trip when he was hanging out on the couch during a livestream.
 
Just a general point I think may have gotten lost. From listening to Cobes rendition of what "happened" this incident seems to have taken place during the 2nd Casper visit, after which NAL spewed a lot of hate about Aaron. So, this would be pre his latest DUI. And it's not any excuse for him, but I imagine a lot of what he offered to do had todo with him being drunk. IIRC Cobes said something that indicated Aaron was like "Oh I said that" the next day. He's still a grossy mcgrosserson, though. I do wonder how long he was dating this lady, because I also think he said he was single during the second Casper trip when he was hanging out on the couch during a livestream.
They had been dating since may thats why she broke up with him he cheated on her to suck nals longtit.

ETA: her original post also claimed a friend had sent her the post to begin with so seems someone she knew was onto Aaron and wanted her to find it.
 
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Why were two adults with jobs and cars in a relationship not living together, or at least living in the same state? Is it due to Aaron being on probation or something? This is just so weird for a normal adult relationship, I only see it with internet weirdos. And her long distance serious bf has been posting in this public facebook group about this shit obsessively for months at the least and she didn't know anything about it? P.S. If any strangers calling her fat want to add her personal facebook she uses for work and family stuff, she would for some reason love that!

I do feel bad for her though because it looks like she used to be pretty before she became morbidly obese. That's sad. She tried to make it sound respectable but it sounds like she's a phone jockey at one of those places that hires crackheads to go to old people's houses and take care of them, except usually they just talk on their phone and steal pills. Like yeah, it's not McDonald's but it requires the same level of skill and pays the same.
ETA lmao no she will not lose her job as a nog wrangler for prank calls
....what? Do you even know how long they were dating? Do you know anything about her? You think it's normal to (potentially) sell your house and move across the country because you've been talking to a guy online for a few months?

Or heard of a lease? Normal people don't move in together after dating for a few months/year let alone move states lmao.
Something about the entire thing doesn't feel right. She broke up with Aaron and apparently has had to deal with asshole calling her job and she isn't sure if she will lose it or not. All this to say her next actions have been to continue posting in the group and sending people friend requests. Just really seems off.
Could be explained because she's a woman and they have to do it. Or on the other hand, she's a woman so you shouldn't trust what she says publicly lol
 
You'd think being around Jessica would make Aaron appreciate having a normal GF, even if she's long distance. But no, he tried to "cuck" Cobes and got burned for it. I'd say he also deserves to have NAL get with him, but that would also mean she comes back to Casper and that's a no-go.
Sic the demon on Aaron now! He deserves it more than Josh ever did. Poo touchers are disgusting but if this gets this monkey off of Cobras’s back I say it couldn’t have happened to a better man.
 
Rocky Horror Picture Show vibes.
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Totally Unrelated - Sinking City is a pretty cool game if it goes on sale for Spookey Month
 
Bog Hag’s physiognomy has had me thinking for a long while. Just considering her head and neck genetic fuckup, I decided to medfag a bit and do some research because bored, STFU.

I think she might be Pierre-Robin Sequence. The large, low, tilted ears, the lacking chin that disappears into her neck, the issues swallowing (due to a deformed palate/enlarged tongue or both), even goity as PR people can have a few different issues with their thyroids (including nodules or cystic thyroids), and her retardation as it can range from mild to severe depending. Even her weird shark teeth look similar to other PR cases.

Innocent bebeh below, but you can see the same NAL chin and ears.

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Ok, done sperging.
 
Bog Hag’s physiognomy has had me thinking for a long while. Just considering her head and neck genetic fuckup, I decided to medfag a bit and do some research because bored, STFU.

I think she might be Pierre-Robin Sequence. The large, low, tilted ears, the lacking chin that disappears into her neck, the issues swallowing (due to a deformed palate/enlarged tongue or both), even goity as PR people can have a few different issues with their thyroids (including nodules or cystic thyroids), and her retardation as it can range from mild to severe depending. Even her weird shark teeth look similar to other PR cases.

Innocent bebeh below, but you can see the same NAL chin and ears.

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Ok, done sperging.
I've got Pierre Robin Sequence on my "Cyraxx Disease" list, but I don't think NAL has it.
She's normal-person retarded, not really notably retarded, and her ears, while big, are otherwise normal, and not low set. And I feel like we would've heard about any potential cleft palate surgery, because it would've been a trauma for her.

Honestly, I know I blame her thyroid for a lot of her problems, but you don't know how much your thyroid fucks you up, until it starts fucking you up. Even her chin recession might just be because her thyroid is swelling up, and making it look smaller.

I think she's just ugly, and her thyroid is making her uglier.

If there's anything she probably has, it might be Graves Disease, because she keeps accusing others of having it, and it's the most common cause of hyperthyroid. And ADHD. She's got mad ADHD.
 
Bog Hag’s physiognomy has had me thinking for a long while. Just considering her head and neck genetic fuckup, I decided to medfag a bit and do some research because bored, STFU.

I think she might be Pierre-Robin Sequence. The large, low, tilted ears, the lacking chin that disappears into her neck, the issues swallowing (due to a deformed palate/enlarged tongue or both), even goity as PR people can have a few different issues with their thyroids (including nodules or cystic thyroids), and her retardation as it can range from mild to severe depending. Even her weird shark teeth look similar to other PR cases.

Innocent bebeh below, but you can see the same NAL chin and ears.

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Ok, done sperging.
I think she's just retarded and ugly.
 
I've got Pierre Robin Sequence on my "Cyraxx Disease" list, but I don't think NAL has it.
She's normal-person retarded, not really notably retarded, and her ears, while big, are otherwise normal, and not low set. And I feel like we would've heard about any potential cleft palate surgery, because it would've been a trauma for her.

Honestly, I know I blame her thyroid for a lot of her problems, but you don't know how much your thyroid fucks you up, until it starts fucking you up. Even her chin recession might just be because her thyroid is swelling up, and making it look smaller.

I think she's just ugly, and her thyroid is making her uglier.

If there's anything she probably has, it might be Graves Disease, because she keeps accusing others of having it, and it's the most common cause of hyperthyroid. And ADHD. She's got mad ADHD.

PR doesn’t guarantee cleft palate, could be high and arched or could be an enlarged tongue base which would explain the weird way she swallows and especially her issues with straws. Retardation is variable like I said and she admitted to being in special classes. Her ears are definitely low set and tilted posterior. Your thyroid is at the base of your throat, she has micrognathia for certain.

Still bored still medfaggin’ out heh
 
Her ears are definitely low set and tilted posterior.
As a massive, irrational hater of NAL's ugly dumbo ears, I got very giddy at the prospect of Jessica's ears being scientifically ugly and malformed.
I never really thought that they would be indicative of a syndrome, though. I just thought it was God's way of keeping any reasonable man away from her, like big, flappy, droopy, ugly red flags that she wears on her face.

Anyway, I 100% agree with your diagnosis regarding her ears, even though I have absolutely no medical knowledge.

So, a low-set ear is defined as "Clinically, if the point at which the helix (curved upper part) of the outer ear meets the cranium is at or below the line connecting the inner canthi of eyes (the bicanthal plane), the ears are considered low set." Using this and the next image as a reference, let me try to medfag my way through this. Figure A (top) represents a normal ear and figure B (bottom) illustrates a fucked up ear.

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So, to prove she has low-set ears, all we have to do is imagine a plane that links both her eyes and is roughly parallel to her face, and trace a line from her eyes to her ears. Obviously, it's not scientifically accurate, I'd need a dead-on side pic of her busted face. I did the best I could with my (ever increasing) gallery of her ugly ears being ugly.

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In order for her ears to be "normal", 1/3rd of the ear should be above the line, as per the reference. In order to make this happen, you'd have to draw a line that runs parallel with her goiter, instead of her bicanthal plane. We already know that her ears are low-set, but I find it funny how her goiter keeps worming itself into every aspect of this useless cacodemon's life.

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Here are some more pictures proving that her ears are low-set. One is just a line connecting her eyes, the other is what I *think* the line should look like, in order to correct for perspective.

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Her ears are DEFINITELY tilted posterior for anyone who has a set of eyes on them. Still, I wanted to measure the angle. 29 degrees of tilt is certainly considered "posterior tilt".


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She also has prominent ear to some extent. I do not know if this is also indicative of a syndrome or if it's just an aesthetic thing. Her right ear seems to be more prominent than her left ear, but ear asymmetry is quite common in normal people.

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I am very happy to know that Jessica's ears are not only subjectively ugly and busted, but also scientifically malformed and misshapen.
 
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So, to prove she has low-set ears, all we have to do is imagine a plane that links both her eyes and is roughly parallel to her face, and trace a line from her eyes to her ears. Obviously, it's not scientifically accurate, I'd need a dead-on side pic of her busted face. I did the best I could with my (ever increasing) gallery of her ugly ears being ugly.
Maybe she really is the girl Cyraxx... She's even got the long earlobe thing he has.
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