Viva & Barnes - Balldowasher, delusional "constitutionialst", the "confession through projection" guy who accuses people denouncing child abuse of paedophilia.

I tried watching the stream tonight, but couldn't stand listening to more than 10 minutes of that fucking blowhard talk. Thankfully, Elissa Clips suffered through it and brought us Barnes insane rambling on Balldo and also insulting every other lawtube channel:

The absolute absurdity of this clip. First, attacking every other lawyer in your sphere is not a good for Mr. Southern Fucktard Barnes.

At one point he mentions "Legal Mindset who has 'questionable' travel patterns," once again implying he's a sex-tourist pest.

He goes into detail on explaining what an Evidentiary Hearing is, as though this is some vindication. Evidentiary hearings are pretty standard, and even though the warrant is pretty cut and dry, it's not unusual for a judge to schedule these out just to show everyone had time to review and prepare. Especially when Rekieta files a last minute motion pissing off everyone (likely intentional to push everything back and give him more time).

He claims the cop lied in the warrant. Other lawyers have talked about the warrant at length, specifically how detailed it was and that the warrant mentioned the original video had been taken down and the office stated in the warrant he used an archive clip. The original clip is still up on Odysee (probably because if Rekieta takes it down at this point, it's destroying evidence) so I guess a judge is going to have a fun time reviewing all four hours, four minutes and four seconds of both to make sure it wasn't digitally altered. That's going to make him really love you Rackets.

They still get a ton of viewers on their streams. I guess people eat this bullshit up. It's fucking sad.

It's also proof you should never hire Barnes to argue anything ever unless you want to lose.
So does Barnes apply the same standard to everyone? Surely when "community activist" LeTyrone gets arrested for coke and child abuse, Barnes is on the case accusing the cops and government of corruption. I sure hope he's defended Hunter Biden, Bob Menendez, and other recent corrupt and criminal Democrats. He's an ethical and Constitutional lawyer, after all!
 
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It's also proof you should never hire Barnes to argue anything ever unless you want to lose.
I remember him using his "court of public opinion" schtick to say why a client should just settle for an apology plus expenses.
So the lawyers (Barnes) gets paid and and the plaintiff gets an apology (fuck all). All this so he could win in the "court of public opinion" and Barnes could brag about it on a podcast.
 
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Have any superchatters or Xitter posters forced Boss Baby and Maple Jew to confront how wrong they were about Nick's case?
Both Viva and Barnes have taken the position that sending them money grants you nothing and they will ignore anything the don't want to answer. At best Viva will display the superchat and you may get Barnes to sperg. It is not worth wasting your money.
 
Have any superchatters or Xitter posters forced Boss Baby and Maple Jew to confront how wrong they were about Nick's case?
Both Viva and Barnes have taken the position that sending them money grants you nothing and they will ignore anything the don't want to answer. At best Viva will display the superchat and you may get Barnes to sperg. It is not worth wasting your money.
I think Barnes will sperg regardless because he has no reason to not sperg. "No! I was right! This just goes to show how the whole system is rigged against populist voices!"

Viva doesn't give a shit beyond being generally neurotic so if he keeps seeing it then he will want to address it.
 
I'm really glad ElisaClips makes these snippets because I've long given up on watching the VivaBarnes shitty bad-law livestreams.

This clip goes off on some weird, cringe, meaningless non sequitur about power and the meaning of power and some other crazy Barnes Branded Bullshit.

Before even seeing this clip, I had come up with an interesting Barnes theory based on the information about Francis White that was presented in this clip:


We've seen it mentioned tons in this thread: Barnes never argues the law to his audience YouTube Jury. He argues non-established legal theory on what he wishes the law was. It turns out Francis White is some lawyer who really believes in Rekieta and Barnes. Barnes knows this is a losing case. He does not care. He's pushing White because he wants the case to lose. Why?

Barnes wants that sweet appeal. He doesn't want the low lying case, but should this make it to an appellate court (or better yet, a federal appellate court), he wants that juicy bullet point on his legal resume. He wants to believe his arguments can persuade appellate court judges into overturning prescient, or create new legal principals. Ultimately, he'd desire nothing more than a chance to go to the Supreme Court and challenge something like Illinois v. Gates.

These are long-shots, but he has zero issue throwing Cokehead Rackets under the bus if it's an opportunity to possibly get him there. Maybe deep down, Barnes has even convinced himself of Rekieta's case and his advice actually is all in good (but retarded) faith? I honestly don't know what's worse: Barnes the psycho using people to get a major law changing federal case, or him being a true believer in all of this nonsense.
 
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>not a big deal, franks hearings are hard to get so this is not an unexpected development
ok, fair enough
>This is just another example of POWER destroying PRINCIPLE, the COMMUNIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD wants to destroy a libertarian hero and if you think this is ok you can't think the anti trump lawfare is bad.
This is what Barnes does every single time. He establishes a plausible premise then he goes completely off the rails.
 
"I-I-It's hard to g-get a F-Frank's hearing because judges are stupid! The judge is WRONG!"
*jiggles nervously*
*shakes boss baby rattle*
Oh but I thought this was a total slam dunk. Wasn't this fat faggot gloating like the motion had already been granted just a week or so ago, and on top of that, insisting all the real lawyers out there saying it was a Hail Mary pass with little chance of success weren't just wrong, but were grifting liars?

What a sad fuck. He apparently thinks nobody has a memory.
Ultimately, he'd desire nothing more than a chance to go to the Supreme Court and challenge something like Illinois v. Gates.
This is what activist lawyers do and there's nothing wrong with it. What's wrong is boondoggling clients into bullshit like this. You have all kinds of activist organizations like the ACLU and ACLJ (sort of a right wing ACLU for the civil rights the ACLU is currently failing at), and they're openly pushing an agenda. They don't make bop-clown arguments in court, though.

And you (generally) have to have raised an issue at trial to raise it on appeal, but you don't see them deliberately seeking out loser cases, then making loser arguments, then utterly abandoning less long-shot arguments that might win. They very often only step in at the appellate phase. When they are there from the beginning, it's often because the client is deliberately being a sacrificial lamb, since he's pushing the ideological issue personally.

So it's not what he's doing that's bad, in and of itself, but the extremely faggy and unethical way he's doing it in.

Also he's fat and looks like a fucking baby in a suit.
 
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We've seen it mentioned tons in this thread: Barnes never argues the law to his audience YouTube Jury. He argues non-established legal theory on what he wishes the law was. It turns out Francis White is some lawyer who really believes in Rekieta and Barnes. Barnes knows this is a losing case. He does not care. He's pushing White because he wants the case to lose. Why?

Barnes wants that sweet appeal. He doesn't want the low lying case, but should this make it to an appellate court (or better yet, a federal appellate court), he wants that juicy bullet point on his legal resume. He wants to believe his arguments can persuade appellate court judges into overturning prescient, or create new legal principals. Ultimately, he'd desire nothing more than a chance to go to the Supreme Court and challenge something like Illinois v. Gates.

These are long-shots, but he has zero issue throwing Cokehead Rackets under the bus if it's an opportunity to possibly get him there. Maybe deep down, Barnes has even convinced himself of Rekieta's case and his advice actually is all in good (but retarded) faith? I honestly don't know what's worse: Barnes the psycho using people to get a major law changing federal case, or him being a true believer in all of this nonsense.
I think you're giving him too much credit. Part of him probably does want something like what you're mentioning to be given to him as something to have on his legal reputation. But he isn't using Rackets to get it. He is defending Rackets because he is publicly connected to him and wants to save face. He also doesn't want any of their detractors having ammunition to go after either of them with.
 
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Viva is reduced to interviewing a J6 defendant who keeps whining about how he’s been locked up for four years despite no trial (spoiler alert: he’s asked for continuances and had it dragged out)

Also how many inmates in lockup do you know that are able to livestream?

I got noticed in his chat and didn’t even have to superchat, just calling his guest a fed gets it done
 
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How the fuck are retards like this allowed to become lawyers? "You say exercise of power good here but bad there? No principles much?" no you stupid fucking faggot it's because in one case it was done rightfully and even in the trump case it's more that they all do illegal shit and selectively punish each other, but if you found a case where I agreed it was wrongfully applied full stop there'd be actual reasons for it.

I feel like you could just replace any Barnes statement with porky pig waffling about muh freedom there's no actual substantive difference in any clip I've seen of him
 
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Doesn't even make a legal argument. What a shit heel. This really is a case of even the mildest push back completely deflating any argument he can make so instead of admitting that he might have been wrong he instead impugns everybody but himself. Other lawyers, commentators, the cops, judges, and drug labs.

Boss Baby works, but this is just the attitude of a bratty child.
 
Doesn't even make a legal argument. What a shit heel. This really is a case of even the mildest push back completely deflating any argument he can make so instead of admitting that he might have been wrong he instead impugns everybody but himself. Other lawyers, commentators, the cops, judges, and drug labs.
I bet he doesn't make any arguments about the facts because he can't, and he can't because he doesn't even know them.
 
Whatever good reputation the profession of being a law-man enjoys is overstated and greatly exaggerated, reality is that the world would be better off if graduation from law school involved a woodchipper.
But I mean how do you pass the fucking bar man? All his answers seem to just be "muh freedom muh freedom". Do they have some kind of dei special ed fasttrack so absolute mongoloid retards can be lawyers? Do they allow rich parents to pay someone to take their offspring test for them? Serious question
 
But I mean how do you pass the fucking bar man?
You just like take it dude, I've passed the bar in multiple states including one considered the second toughest. If you have an autistic ability to pass standardized tests it's a joke. You literally just pass it. That's what you do.
 
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