In the 'not helping out on the gay rumors' department, Aaron was talking about some 'just friends nude twister' with Nick (and secondarily the other half of the qover) on today's Steel Toe Boring Show:
I'm telling you guys, he's bi. Or functionally so. I would put money on it.
IMO, him being full gay is illogical seeing as he sired five children (yes, they are his, old jokes about Drex aside), and there's an obvious attraction between him and April (yuck).
On the other hand, there's the Aaron stories, the Gay 90s stories, the face licking, the mannerisms, and all the other shit.
He's fucked in the head and will stick his broken Balldo-encased dick in just about anything. Even Aaron, if he hasn't already. Any hole is a goal. Peak degeneracy.
If there’s a quick way to get busted, it’s to drive long distances with dope in your car.
(And if he had been busted by the highway patrol with an ounce, you bet he’d be looking at some kind of intent or distribution charge.)
Well, he's gotten pulled over multiple times. The thing is, I don't think they had probable cause to do a vehicle search any of those times. Most times, for traffic offenses, they don't. It's not like pot, where they can smell it and get their probable cause that way. They also ain't gonna bring the damn dog out to "indicate" unless they have a suspicion.
Cross-posting from the criminal charge thread. See attached for Notice of Hearing for Settlement Conference.
Don't they auto-schedule those regardless of whether the defendant intends to take a plea deal or not?
To my knowledge all four of our Minnesota defendants have had one scheduled now (April, Nick, Kayla, and Aaron). I dunno if it can be inferred each one is absolutely gonna agree to a plea.
We'll know next month though, I guess.