Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I’m also surprised Josh never gets into Voodew
I could see Cobra sacrificing stuff to Baron Samedi. "I couldn't get my dad to buy me a live chicken so I doordashed some KFC and we're gonna offer it and some cigarette butts I scrounged for tobacco to the lowuh of death," while he paints himself like a mexican sugar skull because he doesn't know the difference.
Every year Mountain Dew
Oh it wasn't a cobraism but an actual product. never mind.
 
-there's no way in hell he could comprehend a hydroponics system so thats out of the question
"'Sup toobs, today we're back in the grow-room [the mead closet]. Today we're gonna try transferring the these dank buds into my new hydra-hyde... hydropaaww... hydro-phonics deal we got goin' on."
 
The Terminator glasses look so fucking funny on him. They gave me a pair when I had eye surgery that were just like that. I wish he'd make more outdoor content again, I got on the Cobes train after he stopped going outside with a camera.
He used to love going out and adventuring for Swisher Sweets and ravens. He doesn’t do it anymore because when he moved to the Conquistador Apartments, he was way the fuck away from everything and his bike was fucked up. He got used to sitting around and letting the convenience of DoorDash do his errands. Whenever he did manage to go out and livestream, subreddit fags would call the bar and tell them he’s a notorious pedophile and send the barmaid pictures of his penis over Messenger, shit like that.

He still goes out occasionally but we don’t get any footage of it, just still pictures from Casper Spitter Spies. He’s too afraid to stream in public anymore. You can thank his subreddit and the 2-3 gay discord groups for that.
 
You can thank his subreddit and the 2-3 gay discord groups for that.
Genuinely baffling to me, you'd think those lunatics would want content, Josh venturing out into the world and doing autistic shit is funny as hell.
But nooo "Good afternoon ma'am, you have a child rapist in your bar"
I guess short form food slop and drinks combos forever
 
Genuinely baffling to me, you'd think those lunatics would want content, Josh venturing out into the world and doing autistic shit is funny as hell.
But nooo "Good afternoon ma'am, you have a child rapist in your bar"
I guess short form food slop and drinks combos forever
They're paradoxical retards. They want content, but they want him banned.
 
I tried it out of curiosity, I sipped on one for two days, room temperature, cold, in a cup so I could smell it better. Initially it tastes like Coke Zero as it's in your mouth, but once you swallow, the Oreo flavor blooms very briefly before turning into that sweetness of artificial sweetener. When I drank a few gulps, it was fine until I burped and it gave me the flavor heartburn without the acidic heat. I do not recommend it and they were $2.49 to boot.

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I thought it was okay, but I drank it cold. I still would prefer ordinary Coca-Cola Zero Sugar, though.
 
I thought it was okay, but I drank it cold. I still would prefer ordinary Coca-Cola Zero Sugar, though.
I agree completely. Somehow though, Diet Dr. Pepper beats Zero Sugar Dr. Pepper. They have a new Coke Zero Coconut but I have yet to be able to find it. I love fast food / food product cultural memes, it's a bad habit.
 
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As a non smoker what is happening here? Is this something just our autistic boy does or is this something smokers do?
When you buy shit tier cigarettes, they usually come poorly filled. This leads to big gaps where the cigarette can start to canoe (it'll burn farther on one side instead of evenly all across the tip) or it'll skip fire further back and you have paper far behind the actual tip start to burn. Packing them forces the tobacco to compress and fill in gaps.
 
When you buy shit tier cigarettes, they usually come poorly filled. This leads to big gaps where the cigarette can start to canoe (it'll burn farther on one side instead of evenly all across the tip) or it'll skip fire further back and you have paper far behind the actual tip start to burn. Packing them forces the tobacco to compress and fill in gaps.
I always smoked unfiltered Camels so this wasn't as needed. Much higher quality with those vs. regular brands.

Still like them once in a while but not something constant.
 
I always smoked unfiltered Camels so this wasn't as needed. Much higher quality with those vs. regular brands.

Still like them once in a while but not something constant.
When I was younger and poorer, anything would do. Had my favorites, camel doublewide unfilitered, but those were rare treats. I mostly smoke a pipe now, but when I do get cigarettes, I usually go for the black AmSpirits. That perique tobacco hits way different, every time I bum a marlboro or a camel off someone it's gone in like 3 drags and I don't feel like I got anything out of it. Those AmSpirit blacks I have to smoke in chunks. Expensive, but more bang for buck. Perique tobacco (Nicotiana Rustica) is like 10x nicotine potency compared to the standard Nicotiana Tabacum in standard ciggies. As far as I know, AmSpirits is the only cig brand allowed to sell Perique blends.
 
When I was younger and poorer, anything would do. Had my favorites, camel doublewide unfilitered, but those were rare treats. I mostly smoke a pipe now, but when I do get cigarettes, I usually go for the black AmSpirits. That perique tobacco hits way different, every time I bum a marlboro or a camel off someone it's gone in like 3 drags and I don't feel like I got anything out of it. Those AmSpirit blacks I have to smoke in chunks. Expensive, but more bang for buck. Perique tobacco (Nicotiana Rustica) is like 10x nicotine potency compared to the standard Nicotiana Tabacum in standard ciggies. As far as I know, AmSpirits is the only cig brand allowed to sell Perique blends.
Those are amazing. AS Black are 100% still my go-to whenever I can't find unfiltered.

The perique is definitely strong and it has a unique flavor, almost fruit like. Actually reminds me of a sweet pepper/tomato, which makes sense since they're all related. Plus Spirits just plain smell a lot better than regular brands, more like a cigar than cigarette.
 
Genuinely baffling to me, you'd think those lunatics would want content, Josh venturing out into the world and doing autistic shit is funny as hell.
But nooo "Good afternoon ma'am, you have a child rapist in your bar"
I guess short form food slop and drinks combos forever
It’s exactly like trying to get him banned from selling shirts or wands despite the fact that his insane Ms paint shirts are one of the funniest things he routinely does. They’re not fans or even “fans” they’re not here to watch and laugh at his antics. They’re not even trolls or weens trying their hand at instigating “content.” Largely they’re just pathetic losers that seethe over the fact he makes money selling dumb bullshit to people while they have to slum it at their shitty job.

They don’t see a terrible shirt of an AI generated jack o lantern covered in a purple cumshot with the typo-mangled movie quote and think to themselves “holy shit that’s fucking hilarious.” No, they just see a dude with no job selling a shirt with zero effort behind it for $30 and lose their minds about how it’s unfair that he can make money selling lazily slapped together t-shirts and they have to work 12 hours shoveling shit in the snow. Then they take it upon themselves to try and get him banned from the platform so he can’t sell shirts and has to work a shitty job despite the obvious fact at most MAYBE one person would buy a shirt for the lulz.

Same thing with the wands they lose their fucking minds that cobies spray paints a twig and makes $200 for nothing. Same reason why they try to ban him from YouTube same reason why they try to swat him. One dude on Reddit basically owned up to it on a swatting attempt when somebody asked who keeps calling the cops on him the guy commented. “The donations had to stop.” People get so butthurt over him reading off donations they’ll call the police dept and say he’s waving a gun around.

Weens and glass tappers fuck things up by making stupid schemes to make content rather than let it happen naturally which ends up making less content. But the big problems are the a-logs who aren’t here for the content, they’re here to torture cobies, deplatform him, and to kill all content. Total. A-log. Death.

edit: BUY A FUCKING SHIRT
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