Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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How many pushups can Juju do?

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Thought I'd try here, I can't find anything on it outside of the main source and I'll be damned if I watch Chrissy Mahr and Mintsalad, but is that an actual thing? Did Chrissy have that retard on her show? ANyone know the details of it?
 
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Thought I'd try here, I can't find anything on it outside of the main source and I'll be damned if I watch Chrissy Mahr and Mintsalad, but is that an actual thing? Did Chrissy have that retard on her show? ANyone know the details of it?
Yes. It was a couple of months ago, I think, after Riley got arrested.
 
Accusing Null of grifiting for doing his defamation fundraiser
bragging how Vito's comic collected more:
Huh? Null raised almost $200k on his lawsuit fund, how much did Vito get for his shitty comic book that he's never going to release?

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Now I am not a math genius but that seems to be less.
 
Huh? Null raised almost $200k on his lawsuit fund, how much did Vito get for his shitty comic book that he's never going to release?

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Now I am not a math genius but that seems to be less.
So Vito’s Vedo’s campaign lasted 62 days. Meaning he averaged ~$2,000 a day, with the first ~$30,000 (i.e. a quarter of his funding) occurring in his first week. Were @Null to maintain a similar pace, after 62 days he would have around ~$4.2 Million. Were Null to maintain the pace of those two days throughout the same 62 day span, he would have ~$9.3 Million.
tl;dr Vedo is 1.8% as effective at earning money as dear leader.
 
So Vito’s Vedo’s campaign lasted 62 days. Meaning he averaged ~$2,000 a day, with the first ~$30,000 (i.e. a quarter of his funding) occurring in his first week. Were @Null to maintain a similar pace, after 62 days he would have around ~$4.2 Million. Were Null to maintain the pace of those two days throughout the same 62 day span, he would have ~$9.3 Million.
tl;dr Vedo is 1.8% as effective at earning money as dear leader.
And all without the incentive of receiving anything in return.
 
Imagine being such a beet-faced loser you manage to lose money on a crypto scam.
I didn't realize it at the time when I was a deluded fan of the Dick Show, but in hindsight it was an attempted scam. I remember Daxipad having technical difficulties and the shitcoin died on the vine due to his laziness and incompetence.
 
Oh really? The fuck how'd I miss that shit.
I mean it wasn't particularly exciting. It just sort of accentuates this notion that there's this gross, nepotistic cabal that spans from Rekieta and Dax to people like Chrissy who are yes men who never say anything untoward about them and are the first to jump out and defend each other at a moment's notice.
 
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Bro is so desperate for mid pussy he knew 10-15 years ago and tries to win her over by complimenting her on triggering and owning the conservatards and republicunts!!
Dick getting kicked out of UCB was really tragic for him, trying to get literal nobodies he brushed shoulders with 10 years ago, like his viewers would give a fuck. It would honestly be a better show if you had Vito and Ralph yell at each other rather than him trying to relive his life as a UCB dropout. Say what you will about the Lolcow Podcast being fake, but I’d rather see Vito picking up trash on the side of the road than him talking to some nobody.
 
Dick getting kicked out of UCB was really tragic for him, trying to get literal nobodies he brushed shoulders with 10 years ago, like his viewers would give a fuck. It would honestly be a better show if you had Vito and Ralph yell at each other rather than him trying to relive his life as a UCB dropout. Say what you will about the Lolcow Podcast being fake, but I’d rather see Vito picking up trash on the side of the road than him talking to some nobody.
It's a weird aspiration and a far cry from peak Dick Show c. 2018-2020, where he could pull people like John McAfee, Negative XP, Sam Hyde, Josh, Metokur, etc. Why the fuck do you want to reingratiate yourself with the LA comedy scene? It's such a weird regression that leads me to believe that because he's pissed off both the sektur and the anti-woke crowd that he needs to look somewhere else for guests, and he figures enough time must've passed that people won't remember who he is or why he was made persona non grata.
 
Were @Null to maintain a similar pace, after 62 days he would have around ~$4.2 Million. Were Null to maintain the pace of those two days throughout the same 62 day span, he would have ~$9.3 Million.
If Null was permitted to make money like a normal businessman instead of getting Jewed out of every payment processor within days he'd have enough money to buy the Barbie Dream Mansion, turn it into a parking space and charge Juju $500 a day to park the car he's living out of on it.
 
I couldn't find any mention of it on here but 7+ years ago dax launched a crypto called the dickel and as of 3 years ago it was worth less than the transfer fee.
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Well, it is in the OP.
It's called Dickels, you missed a letter.
Digibro briefly mentioned the cryptocurrency "Dickels", when it was just established, in his PCP lecture on the "The Hottest Goss In the Universe", Mar 25, 2018:
Considering Digi and his PCP friends lean pro-Dick in this video, even they mock "Dickels", despite one in the audience admitting to having them and not even understanding how cryptocurrency works (2:44:06 and 2:45:35).
 
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Digibro briefly mentioned the cryptocurrency "Dickels", when it was just established, in his PCP lecture on the "The Hottest Goss In the Universe", Mar 25, 2018:
Considering Digi and his PCP friends lean pro-Dick in this video, even they mock "Dickels", despite one in the audience admitting to having them and not even understanding how cryptocurrency works (2:44:06 and 2:45:35).
I think I clicked on the wrong video?
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This one is close.
It was stream where Andy Warski lamented about how unapproachable the older generation of "anti-SJWs" were, thinking he's toxic (along with piggytits and so on).
One of them mentioned was Blair White, the other I think was Chris Ray Gun? It was probably from the full stream of this.
 
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Dick getting kicked out of UCB was really tragic for him, trying to get literal nobodies he brushed shoulders with 10 years ago, like his viewers would give a fuck. It would honestly be a better show if you had Vito and Ralph yell at each other rather than him trying to relive his life as a UCB dropout. Say what you will about the Lolcow Podcast being fake, but I’d rather see Vito picking up trash on the side of the road than him talking to some nobody.
The one showbiz guest (who I assume was UCB) who wasinteresting was that actor who did professional ADR recordings. The guy could do several really spot on impressions, I remember one being Vince Vaughn. It was interesting to learn about a guy with such a unique profession.

He couldn't build a whole show out of that of course but the dude lives in Los Angeles he should regularly do short interviews with industry people. The last thing I remember of TDS that was okay was him interviewing Adam Sessler and I enjoyed hearing directly how much of a self entitled douche that guy is. Dick's best asset is being a good interviewer

But whatever Dick will be Dick, he chased off every person who wasn't a raging sycophant.
 
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