"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Falcon Sebben]

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oh you Philly-Billy...promises promises

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hey now, how did Philthy know I check his posts while I'm taking a morning dump. That's tard-proof-positive that I'm being stalked by Philthy x-self . I will follow his lead and heavily arm myself to protect my command post!
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come at me Portland coppers!
I am a lantinx kiwi kween of my taxpayer funded domain!

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hmm, I guess Phil missed the memo about how K-dog admitted that it wasn't KF, but the actual site wasn't high profile enough so K-hole told a little fibby fib.
Hey, when a broke fartporn girl has to get high, a broke fartporn girl has to get high...truth be damned when you need that drug money

I love how Taters tries to act tough but the moment the heat is on he shits himself and waddles away.

Of course nobody wants to swat him. He's not important or interesting enough to do that to. If anything his ranting online is the funniest thing he does.

And if on the off chance he reads this, "we're not afraid of you Phil. You're a joke, a nobody and just somebody we laugh at. But please, keep up the LARP that you're a hardened veteran because we all know you're about as hard as fresh diarrhea. And probably smell about the same".

The cyclist fags don't want him. The Latinx's don't want him. The philosophical Marxists don't want him. The BDSM weirdos don't want him.

You forgot the Satanists.

I wonder if the reason he keeps bringing swatting up is because he wants us to do it, because he thinks it’ll give him a popularity boost.

It's what he wants. If he was swatted it means he's important.

 

[The Dog]

This thread is oldfag central. I would be gobsmacked if anyone new knew about him.

Funnily enough, I am actually a newfag. I think I saw something about him in the featured thread a while back and decided to read through the whole thread. It’s funny seeing him now as a lolcow in decline, pretty much disregarded from the whole site. Wish I could’ve been there for the glory days but it’s fun to see the twilight of his career. Like a fat, bloated sun, finally fading away.

 

[Bassomatic]

Since we've been talking about Phil's past, I'd like to point he ran away from Philly. A nigger paradise, with a huge commie bloc, there's co-ops antifa etc. He got thrown out by THEM. Had to run to Portland where he got FATTER.

Many years ago, I took a fellow Farmer to the WAWA Phil got fired from, I don't know if you call it a lolcow Pilgrim, or we were drunk and it had food. Actually, I know Phil is a cheese addicted fatty, I wonder if he misses Wawa. I hope he does, fat criminals deserve to suffer.

Let's go bomb his house. IN REAL LIFE.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Funnily enough, I am actually a newfag. I think I saw something about him in the featured thread a while back and decided to read through the whole thread. It’s funny seeing him now as a lolcow in decline, pretty much disregarded from the whole site. Wish I could’ve been there for the glory days but it’s fun to see the twilight of his career. Like a fat, bloated sun, finally fading away.

Check out his old subforum archived in the Spergatory. Calling for the vote to close his subforum down was super bittersweet for me, but he had simply died down so much he didn't deserve a subforum any more. I think he took it as a 'peace gesture' from the Farms or some loltastic cope like that. Anyway there are some legendary postings in the threads archived there, from his time living with the Vodka Ogre Toren all the way back to when he was just a young lolcalf named ADF. https://kiwifarms.st/forums/philip-vincent-haskins-delici.61/

 

[Tragi-Chan]

You forgot the Satanists.

Also the eco warriors, the furries and the lesbians.

Let's go bomb his house. IN REAL LIFE.

*bouncing and squeaking intensifies*

 

[Yawning Asperchu]

This thread is oldfag central. I would be gobsmacked if anyone new knew about him.

The KF Golden Age imo was when the Phil, Iconoclast, Gloria Tesch, etc. threads were all very active. What a time that was. I think Greta and Vordrak even overlapped some of the end of that era.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

The KF Golden Age imo was when the Phil, Iconoclast, Gloria Tesch, etc. threads were all very active. What a time that was. I think Greta and Vordrak even overlapped some of the end of that era.

Greta definitely did. Phil was basically in love with Greta, being as how Greta was also a fat tranny retard with violent tendencies, but one who had the respect of the community and also would actually act on his violent urges (up to a point). Phil was constantly trying to impress him, and I think he viewed Greta as kind of a father figure.

Greta and Nina, for their part, would noticeably brush him off every time he suggested meeting up. It was very funny.

So I guess we can add “other trannies” to the list of people who rejected Philip.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

The KF Golden Age imo was when the Phil, Iconoclast, Gloria Tesch, etc. threads were all very active. What a time that was. I think Greta and Vordrak even overlapped some of the end of that era.

Those were the days.

We still get cows but not like those. Even Taters and Chris are boring now.

 

[The Dude]

Whenever you see videos of him with antifa he looks barely associated this the people around him, and you can’t really stop someone from showing up to a public place.
One would assume that he’s tolerated because, at a glance, he looks vaguely threatening.

Until you get close enough to see that the bulk is fat and not clothes, the autistic patches and hear his laboured breathing from standing up too long.
Then he can be defeated by walking up a flight of stairs at a brisk pace, or standing upwind so he can’t attempt to pepper spray you.

You forget the number one tell that tips people off that Phil is a harmless bumblefuck retard playing dress-up: his Fetal Alcohol derp eyes. The derp eyes always give him away, even when he's photographed from a distance.

 

[obliviousbeard]

You forget the number one tell that tips people off that Phil is a harmless bumblefuck retard playing dress-up: his Fetal Alcohol derp eyes. The derp eyes always give him away, even when he's photographed from a distance.

I mean, he obviously looks, smells and probably sounds like special needs. Only way to broadcast it wider would be to strap an antenna and transmitter on him. Or bolt a plate with his face on a satellite next time someone decides to shoot one outside of our solar system.

 

[The Dude]

I mean, he obviously looks, smells and probably sounds like special needs. Only way to broadcast it wider would be to strap an antenna and transmitter on him. Or bolt a plate with his face on a satellite next time someone decides to shoot one outside of our solar system.

Everything about Phil screams "I'm a short bus jockey" that he might as well have a flashing neon sign saying as much hung around his neck.

 

[The Man With No Name]

Those were the days.

We still get cows but not like those. Even Taters and Chris are boring now.

I think we'd consider this a dark age - but there will be a renaissance once again, I am sure of it. Neither are in good health and are only 'thriving', if you could call it that, because retards do well in a retarded world.

And then, one day, for no reason at all, someone will snap and beat the shit out of Phil when he has nothing left to hide behind. Stay around Portland long enough and a black homeless man will shank him. Phil is one of the cows there is no sympathy for, and also one that I feel most likely will die a violent death.

 

[Grander Fucktard]

This is where I've got to disagree with the farms in general.
Maybe it's just me, e but I think he's more dangerous than you guys are willing to admit.
He's had a lot of knives and he knows how to use em.

Phil, since you read this. I make fun of you, but I am NOT an operative.
PLEASE realize I am not with these guys
I'm a realist and fully expect you could take me out in a knife fight

do NOT take military action against me if you see my face around Portland :

 

[obliviousbeard]

around his neck

His what? All I see is lump of potato.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Phil is one of the cows there is no sympathy for, and also one that I feel most likely will die a violent death.

We'd have a party if Tater's died like a dog in the street. Seriously. Out of all the cows on this site he's one of the ones that I find the most reprehensible.

This is where I've got to disagree with the farms in general.
Maybe it's just me, e but I think he's more dangerous than you guys are willing to admit.
He's had a lot of knives and he knows how to use em.

Phil, since you read this. I make fun of you, but I am NOT an operative.
PLEASE realize I am not with these guys
I'm a realist and fully expect you could take me out in a knife fight

do NOT take military action against me if you see my face around Portland :
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Honestly I think you'd be able to survive. Taters would flail about autistically with his knife and run the risk of stabbing himself more than stabbing you. And that's after trying to mace you and missing.

Seriously. He lost a knife fight to a potato. And that one couldn't move or talk or change his facial expressions.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Phil losing a knife fight to an unarmed potato

I miss the chola eyebrow phase. He's just a lump of semi sentient lard now.

 

[Grander Fucktard]

Seriously. He lost a knife fight to a potato. And that one couldn't move or talk or change his facial expressions.

That was my cousin! He was in the underground. At first, the mission had a peel, yet he was waffling about even doing it. But he had a lot of eyes on him and his wife had him whipped.
So he hashed out a plan with his buds and he assumed everything was going to be oreida so he put all his chips in.
I still remember the call after the mission where he simply said "I'm fried"...and his wife with a house full of tots to care for

 

[AnOminous]

Those were the days.

 

[The Dude]

His what? All I see is lump of potato.

Sorry. I meant the mound of fat rolls that divides his head from his upper torso where his neck SHOULD be.

We'd have a party if Tater's died like a dog in the street. Seriously. Out of all the cows on this site he's one of the ones that I find the most reprehensible.


Honestly I think you'd be able to survive. Taters would flail about autistically with his knife and run the risk of stabbing himself more than stabbing you. And that's after trying to mace you and missing.

Seriously. He lost a knife fight to a potato. And that one couldn't move or talk or change his facial expressions.

There's that guy who ended up killing himself trying to separate two frozen hamburger patties with a knife. That's absolutely something I could see Phil doing to himself.

 

[AnOminous]

Sorry. I meant the mound of fat rolls that divides his head from his upper torso where his neck SHOULD be.

He's FAT!

Plus he has derpy tard eyes. Imagine being able to look totally special needs even with a balaclava on.

Antifags must be so totally embarrassed by this fat retard potato.