Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Pomniman]

Narcissists generally either groom people into being complicit with them or target BPD lunatics who serve as a good complimentary force in enabling their self-destruction. Kayla is apparently the latter. I do challenge your assertion that most women would be enthusiastic about getting Balldo'd.

The kinds of women who would agree to it in the first place, then apparently recommend it to their cousin aren't going to be the type to do it grudgingly.

 

[Fapcop]

Tree tattoos are so epic. People would come up to you all day saying things like "damn, that's a tree!" and you'd be all like "haha yeah it sure is." So cool. April should definitely get one.

I’m picturing every time April makes a new acquaintance, they’ll ask about the meaning of her tree tattoo.

Was she born under a tree?
Was her dad’s name Birch, and he died in Iraq and this is the way April celebrates him?
Perhaps her last name means Oaktree in German and her great grandparents kept it when they immigrated?

April will just stare blankly at them and say: “Huh? No I just like trees. Want to see my tattoo of a non practicing lawyer?”

 

[Gorton Colu]

Why is this shit always connected?

It's like all the retards of the legal world have some form of connection or relationship with Cokieta, and are famous/well-known for being idiots.

Legal ratking

 

[Captain Manning]

My husband watched all of the latest Sean stream, after he heard me listening to it. Now he's laughing at Rekeita with me, and he understands why I'm muttering, "wudduhmark" under my breath. Thanks, Nick.

See the thread subtitle: "the normies know."

It's always amusing when somebody is such a disaster even normies know and understand how and why. I haven't seen anything like this since Chris-chan.

Whole lotta words to say nick's a fucking faggot

Look man, all I'm saying is I don't think he exclusively prefers men, and...

Actually, ya know what? Fuck it. You win. He's a faggot. Close enough anyways, and it's certainly easier to say. Just don't come crying to me about semantics in the future. I argued he was technically more bisexual at this point. Lol.

Why is this shit always connected?

It's like all the retards of the legal world have some form of connection or relationship with Cokieta, and are famous/well-known for being idiots.

You can tell the lawyers that know what they are talking about, and are worth a shit, by noting the ones that said Nick was fucked on day one. Namely this includes Sean and Nate.

It's almost like experience practicing counts for something.

 

[Fapcop]

Kayla was first Balldoed on November 8th 2022.

Hey @Null Any chance we can get a little acknowledgment on the front page every November 8th?

“This November 8th marks the fifth balldo anniversary for friend of the site and lolcow pope Nick Rekieta! Happy Balldoversary!”

I figure it’ll be a good occasion to reminisce every year. Especially after Nick’s unavoidable future transition to Nicole Rekieta that you know is coming.

You know, a little occasion to pop by the thread, catch up on other regulars, and talk about the good old days, when the worst you could say about Rekieta was that he was a cuck, who got busted with an ounce of coke that his daughter somehow dipped into.

She's face down, laying on her breasts, & squeezing them together for the trap. If she had implants (with whose money? During a criminal case?) she would take a photo face on.

It’s a sad day when a cuck who spends five figures on a very shitty painting, can’t afford a boob job for the slam piece.

April earned that C cup damnit, and at this point I kinda feel I earned the right to look at it!

 

[StannisTheMannis]

I don't think April has actually demonstrated it. So far, the biggest threat she's demonstrated is crocodile tears of "he abused me. I'm a survivor and a victim." I think that's a common theme after her relationships end.

April found the need to reply, then CLARIFY said reply to a troll comment about cheating on Nick under her thirst trap IG post.

"I would never"....er,...um...."I'm not into cheating. He deserves much better than anyone who would cheat on him"

She still has aspirations to be Kayla's replacement, come felony or high water.

 

[where's baldo]

November 26th: Settlement conference in criminal case.

November 27th: Hearing in Monty case.

November 28th: Thanksgiving.

Something tells me he's not gonna have a whole lot to be thankful for this year.

Oh well, he only eats a single Dorito per day anyways. On Thanksgiving, he can have a feast of two.

here's hoping we all get that body cam footage for christmas this year

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

November 26th: Settlement conference in criminal case.

November 27th: Hearing in Monty case.

November 28th: Thanksgiving.

Something tells me he's not gonna have a whole lot to be thankful for this year.

Oh well, he only eats a single Dorito per day anyways. On Thanksgiving, he can have a feast of two.

You forgot November 29 - Black(ed) Friday.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

So has this faggot been run off the Internet? or is he taking extra time to plan the cope stream script?

 

[Watching Rekieta]

"I would never"....er,...um...."I'm not into cheating. He deserves much better than anyone who would cheat on him"

Translation: "He deserves much better than Kayla. She cheated on him with Aaron, FFS."

 

[200MB]

April found the need to reply, then CLARIFY said reply to a troll comment about cheating on Nick under her thirst trap IG post.

"I would never"....er,...um...."I'm not into cheating. He deserves much better than anyone who would cheat on him"

She still has aspirations to be Kayla's replacement, come felony or high water.

It's not cheating if she's doing it so Nick can watch. His manhood is intact and his balldo is hard.

 

[Captain Manning]

April found the need to reply, then CLARIFY said reply to a troll comment about cheating on Nick under her thirst trap IG post.

"I would never"....er,...um...."I'm not into cheating. He deserves much better than anyone who would cheat on him"

She still has aspirations to be Kayla's replacement, come felony or high water.

Oh, you have GOT to be be kidding me!

This dumb bitch just said the quiet part out loud! Nick is still going with "April and I are just friends."

Holy shit.

But seriously, those poor kids. Are they supposed to have two mommies, or what?

 

[Oxyjen]

Gravity is a thing, just like there are fat girl angles and positions there are 'no tits' angles and positions.

This is true.
They do get bigger when you’re pregnant though.

 

[Major]

April found the need to reply, then CLARIFY said reply to a troll comment about cheating on Nick under her thirst trap IG post.

"I would never"....er,...um...."I'm not into cheating. He deserves much better than anyone who would cheat on him"

She still has aspirations to be Kayla's replacement, come felony or high water.

She really loves that cocaine doesn't she?

 

[Mandatory User Name]

April found the need to reply, then CLARIFY said reply to a troll comment about cheating on Nick under her thirst trap IG post.

"I would never"....er,...um...."I'm not into cheating. He deserves much better than anyone who would cheat on him"

She still has aspirations to be Kayla's replacement, come felony or high water.

"It's not cheating if he secretly told you that he was going to divorce his wife for you, or something" - April probably
"He'll get rid of the gold digging crack whore once the case is over and she's no longer a threat to our family" - Kayla probably
I think Nick is stringing both along and once the trial is over he's gonna boot one or the other.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

I love how even one of Nick's most defining things, the Balldo, is something he took from someone else.

It's only going to be a matter of time before we learn that there are other "things" that Nick has "taken" from other people.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

 

[AltisticRight]

I dont know why he still bothers living in a suburb/rural area where you have to drive everywhere. He surely seems to hate nature and, by the look of the second house with untreated wells and decor from when the house was first built, maintaining the properties, spends the whole day inside drinking and having drugs in his basement studio, hates driving his kids to activities and we know Kayla is spazzed out all of the time and cant keep a big house clean.Are his kids "outdoorsy"?

It's so obvious that he'll be happier in a "15 minutes city" where all the amenities, including whorehouses, faggot bars, strip clubs and shady alleyways to acquire narcotics is within an arm's reach. He hates nature, he would annihilate families of wildlife and drown them if they don't die immediately. He lets his cats genocide the local songbird population and locks a puppy in his fucking bathroom. Why bother with the rural life if you're not going to keep a nice garden for produce, some chooks and occasionally fish and hunt? He buys prepacked hard-boiled eggs for fuck's sake. He should move to Los Angeles immediately so he can be closer to his edaddy Juju and friend Chris Vito Gesualdi the Vaedophile.

Maybe the whore is complimentary when you buy the house?

I'll stick to the broken dishwasher and malfunctioning washing machine, thanks. Refund please.

Anyone else seeing her instagram going: “Hmm… Kinda would tap, but I’m really worried Capt Manning and the rest of the farms would find out and mock me?!”

April hun… He’s not going to divorce her. Change your name, go back to the paint factory and hope to god the next simp you find is terrible at googling people.

I would tap the number for pest control.
>Hello sir this is Gonzales' Coon Control, oh that den in Spicer, did coons get into your basement and consume your stock of snow again? We'll be right there!
>No I'm the new owner and found this scrawny creature wanting to pounce at my cock in the master bedroom.
>???!
>Locals call it the corner demon
>Hi is this ICE? Please deport me back to Mexico.

 

[Father Balldo]

I thought Nick said he was going to stream but he still hasn't? Why is he too afraid to stand up to his Kiwi masters? Nick, you can't let Karen Farms win.

 

[Drama keen]

I thought Nick said he was going to stream but he still hasn't? Why is he too afraid to stand up to his Kiwi masters? Nick, you can't let Karen Farms win.

What in Nick's streams made you believe it is a streaming channel?