Containment What If?

[Somar]

What if Chris starred in a Geico commercial?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

What if Chris starred in a Geico commercial?

Geico would get sued for making the mentally insane and exceptional look bad without even trying. Eventually Geico would go broke after their profits drop because seeing Chris on the TV is no way a marketing strategy (unless it's to push contraceptive measures).

 

[TiggerNits]

What if Max Landis wrote a script for a Sonichu movie?

It would somehow be more boring and autistic than the source material

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris became Robocop?

Hobocop

(part man, part hobo, all crap)

 

[PS1gamenwatch]

What if Chris became Robocop?

He'd be Robo Flop, and hate it because he can no longer trib since he is machine with no China:

 

[Jack Awful]

What if Max Landis wrote a script for a Sonichu movie?

It would suck.

 

[Somar]

What if Chris went to the North Pole so he could find and get his revenge on Santa for never getting him a girlfriend for Christmas?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris went to the North Pole so he could find and get his revenge on Santa for never getting him a girlfriend for Christmas?

Someone would follow him with a Betamax tape, and film the best Christmas Special we've had seen in years.

What if Barb was sent to a mental institution when Chris was still a teenager?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris Chan wrote Barney the Dinosaur into Sonichu?

that could very well fuck up the time space continuum.

What if Barb was sent to a mental institution when Chris was still a teenager?

Chris would have been a bit better off than he is now, but I do mean a bit.

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris was a Mandalorian?

 

[AnotherForumUser]

What if Chris was a Mandalorian?

His clan would have left him for dead a long time ago then.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris still believed in the tooth fairy?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris had a red shinny nose?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris still believed in the tooth fairy?

He would demand that she pay for Barb's dental surgery.

 

[Permab&]

What if Chris really turned out to be a troll after Rollin' and Trollin'? Would we still keep tabs on him but just document a relatively normal guy's existence?
A-Logs?

What if Chris still believed in the tooth fairy?

You mean he doesn't?

 

[Curt Sibling]

What if Chris stole the plans for Trump's Death Star?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris stole the plans for Trump's Death Star?

"Sperg One: A Tard Wars Story"

 

[Curt Sibling]

He'd be Robo Flop, and hate it because he can no longer trib since he is machine with no China:

Chris is the future of Flaw Enforcement!

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

What if cwcville was real?

 

[Gordon Cole]

What if cwcville was real?

It already was: