Philosophy Tube / Oliver Lennard / Oliver "Olly" Thorn / Abigail Thorn - Breadtube's Patrick Bateman.

The fact that they said it'd be there at 90 minutes at the earliest (and still took 20 minutes) indicates to me that the cyclist wasn't that hurt and they were trying to signal that maybe Our Stunningly Brave Trans Princess of TERF Island could drive them there himself rather than wasting resources on an ambulance.
Called back and insisted? Doesn't 999 normally keep you on the phone while you wait for an ambulance?

We'll probably never know, but it's especially funny to imagine that it was a superficial wound or something nonlifethreatening (like a broken limb) and Olly jumped in and insisted on an ambulance because he wanted to get a viral tweet. It's posh kid energy that he would feel entitled to public resources that would be better spent elsewhere. (Like the time he emailed his doctor 133 times and complained to everyone he could get hold of in the NHS because he wasn't receiving healthcare as quickly as he expected. If being trans should entitle people to jump the NHS waitlist, why shouldn't some cyclist jump the line so trans Olly can feel like a hero?)
 
We'll probably never know, but it's especially funny to imagine that it was a superficial wound or something nonlifethreatening (like a broken limb)
I actually very much doubt it was a broken limb if they told him it'd take 90 minutes. It very much sounds like the person was hit, but was conscious and could move. I'm imagining concussion at worst.
 
why shouldn't some cyclist jump the line so trans Olly can feel like a hero?)
And likely he also wants to get laid - he has a long history of using social media to indirectly beg random women he's encountered to get in touch. He'd probably have continued on his way if it were a man who'd got hit.

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What's this? Olly admitting he's not a biological woman after all? 🤔
 
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And likely he also wants to get laid - he has a long history of using social media to indirectly beg random women he's encountered to get in touch. He'd probably have continued on his way if it were a man who'd got hit.

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What's this? Olly admitting he's not a biological woman after all? 🤔
That's a recycled Dan Savage joke from over a decade ago.

I get "open relationship" is pretty standard in this space but notable he keeps talking about giving women his number yet his boyfriend is vaguely referenced. I'm about 50% on the boyfriend being fictional and Ollie mentioning "him" because he remembered he was supposed to be bi, 40% on it being a Dave Wiskus casting couch situation, and 10% on Ollie actually having a boyfriend.
 
That's a recycled Dan Savage joke from over a decade ago.

I get "open relationship" is pretty standard in this space but notable he keeps talking about giving women his number yet his boyfriend is vaguely referenced. I'm about 50% on the boyfriend being fictional and Ollie mentioning "him" because he remembered he was supposed to be bi, 40% on it being a Dave Wiskus casting couch situation, and 10% on Ollie actually having a boyfriend.
So he steals a joke AND he uses it in a context that doesn't make any sense... what does it have to do with women getting less maternity pay? Nothing in the tweet recommends having children, quite the opposite really. Clearly he was just desperate to use that joke to pass off as his own and was waiting for any opportunity. What a dummy.
 
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I'm about 50% on the boyfriend being fictional and Ollie mentioning "him" because he remembered he was supposed to be bi, 40% on it being a Dave Wiskus casting couch situation, and 10% on Ollie actually having a boyfriend.
If he does start talking about having a boyfriend in a non-joke context then I would say 70-80% odds on it being Wiskus.
 
The joke doesn't work because he looks equally horrifying in both pictures.

All this work and chemicals and facial work and camera angles and padding and yet this typical britbong will not fix his teeth. :sighduck:
I'm not British and his teeth seem fine to me. Of all the many things wrong with Choob's appearance, his teeth aren't one of them.

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It would be insane for him to cheat on her with Olly, but stranger things have happened. If he's even half as sleazy as he looks, then he's sleazy enough to do it.
 
nothing spooky about the second image compared to the first can't even do the joke right due to weird self obsession lmao. Or is doing a weird grabbing the air while constipated face supposed to be halloween-ish? Lame, not even ONE skeleton.
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I am not correlating the ugly britbong look as the same as intentional spook, just clarifying.
 
Not that it rules anything out, but Wiskus is (I believe) married. View attachment 6479425View attachment 6479426
I took a peek at her insta, she is a fashion stylist trying to get her career of the ground. It appears she styled Morgana for the premiere, or in her words she “styled a red carpet outfit for a lead actress for a hollywood premier!”. No hate, you gotta self promote for your career, but it’s pretty lucky for her she has these kind of connections through her husband .
 
Don't even try to deflect from your own shit acting/ screenwriting by baiting with another AGP, Moob Choob.

Checked again and both reviews are gone now 🤔
The person who compared Choob to Tommy Wiseau and initially rated the movie a generous 5/10 tried again with a revised review and a meager 2/10 rating. It has since been deleted again.

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