Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

Someone should tag Dr. Scammy in the vid where she's literally mashing a cookie into her fat crusty face. Or, maybe Dr. Scammy recommends cookie-mashing as part of a healthy diet when your whole body is one big lipedema?

Goddamn she's insufferable.
As long as the check clears, I don't think he gives af
 
This is why I love this Kiwifarms. This shit is poetry.

I mean everyone kind of opened the door for this a while back when Defcon started sperging about her dead husband(?)*. Are we here for hugs and head pats or are we here to laugh at fat bitches?
Yeah, but DEFCON had made a lot of great posts before, and was just in shock. She got called out too, and took a break. On her own.

Liz the Queen of Autists has never learned her lesson and continues her spewing and powerlevelling all over this board. Shes been threadbanned here but is posting stupid stuff in Chantal’s thread. Apples to oranges.

Back to Anna:
I also noticed the smeared red lipstick on the cup. She must have filmed the last part first, and of course the cup couldn’t be blank. When people make TV commercials they use blank cups or spit buckets with lipstick that doesn’t come off-Anna just drinks as many as it takes.
 
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This trying to make children's alien costumes work is the Anna I always laughed the most at. She would do this or make jackets out of pom-poms. Or God forbid homemade add on lingerie with weird things. It was funny to see her try and fail so often. She got what she thinks are good sponsorships and that train ended. Come back, Anna! Make a sparkle gown with glue on rinestones! We believe in you.
 
Yeah, but DEFCON had made a lot of great posts before, and was just in shock. She got called out too, and took a break. On her own.

Liz the Queen of Autists has never learned her lesson and continues her spewing and powerlevelling all over this board. Shes been threadbanned here but is posting stupid stuff in Chantal’s thread. Apples to oranges.

Back to Anna:
I also noticed the smeared red lipstick on the cup. She must have filmed the last part first, and of course the cup couldn’t be blank. When people make TV commercials they use blank cups or spit buckets with lipstick that doesn’t come off-Anna just drinks as many as it takes.
She probably filmed the last part first because it was easier to start with the “clean” look, then mess up her hair and all that rather than fix it after. She hired a makeup artist, did costumes, but didnt get 2 starbucks cups. Another mistake- no splotches on the back of the costume and you can see her undergarments when she turns. Still miles better than what we usually see from her though!
 
More old content. That first picture is at least 5 years old.
Give her a break jackal! She just had her allergies tested, she needs a few days off

Sorry for the double post. It seems like the allure of surgery has been lost, as Anna has postponed her next surgery to January.

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Did she seriously hire someone for this - a makeup look she could have easily done by herself - so she could pretend to have a friend? I wonder if she made the makeup artist wrap her as well. The lymphatic massage tech, this lady, and that hug suit guy Anna fell in love with could all start a support group for service workers Anna pays to touch her body. Victims of Folds Anonymous.
 
SHE postponed it, or the doctor did?
If she’s under some kind of contract with Gen postponing it could be against terms. As much as she says surgery it’s really just a cosmetic procedure that most people recover from in days.

My guess is the doctor postponed it. We’ll see if she ever goes back, now that she understands she isn’t going to look different and he understands she won’t lose weight.

It’s also possible they only agreed to two procedures, and now Anna has to pay full price.
 
Like most Euro cities, Prague is not exactly deathfat friendly, so I’m excited. I imagine the trip will go the same way as Tess Holliday’s Italy trip- shuffling fatly from starbucks to restaurant, snapping the occasional gram photo or 2-3 seconds twirling clip for a reel in whatever place is popular with thinner influencers. I would pay money to see her hurple all the way up to Prague Castle, though.
They also have the (seriously super charming) ex-bloc cultural norm of showing absolutely no facial expressions in the presence of strangers. Anna being all smiley and fake and fat may as well make her a member of an alien species. Can't wait for this trip.

Ruthless People
Don't you do Bette Midler dirty like this
 
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