Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[SP:OP]

I am really enthralled by how he is unable to eat hot food and has to let everything cool down to room temperature so he doesn't hurt his teeth. I never even thought of that being a thing to happen to a humans mouth. He is a reanimated corpse.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Wonder what has him looping about NAL again? He's also in full on cope mode about his drinking, claims he has only had 3 beers today and that "I make that pack of Peach a hell of a long time if I want to".

The lighting is really good he looks like a Halloween Horror Nights Haunt prop

 

[Mushroom King]

ASMR - Josh prepares an egg roll banquet for you while you sleep on a rainy day.

Bonus - I thought this was funny as hell.

Cobes conducts informal alchemy class after Busch Light Peach ignites his mana pool, he changes the nature of the egg roll before your eyes.

I'll do his 8 minute video later, it has so many eating sounds.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

The lighting is really good he looks like a Halloween Horror Nights Haunt prop

At 4:42 there is a Cobraism I haven't heard before. He says un-initially instead of unintentionally.

 

[Mushroom King]

ASMR - You overslept because of the rain so Josh decides to devour the egg roll banquet while it's still warm.

That's enough ASMR for a while, I'll try making shorter memes. I'm still progressing the Cobraween video.

 

[BallBuster II]

Here we go... And it's delicious.™

@7:20 him doing the drunk sway, while chewing like a mongoloid, and then a piece of the eggroll hitting the floor with a clear and loud "thunk" is the content we have been missing.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Edit: this stupid website keeps breaking the gif I want to post AND I'M SICK OF IIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!! SoCiAl mEdIa DOESN'T GIVE A SHIIIIIIIIIITTTTT!

 

[Youtube Celery]

Here we go... And it's delicious.™

He looks like that "potato Jesus" painting here. Wtf is happening to his beard/hair/head that's making him look like a hairy cauliflower? Also his hands look super swollen here.

The off screen cracking, crunching and slurping noises make it look like a scene out of some found footage horror movie where the boglim caught the camera man right before the credits roll.

 

[Jeffy Jefferson]

https://youtu.be/jn_PKcKlF-U
30 seconds in he’s absolutely plastered

 

[Muze]

Chompin it bones and all ... TWU

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

https://youtu.be/jn_PKcKlF-U
30 seconds in he’s absolutely plastered

Our BOY has been getting absolutely destroyed on booze as of late. I think this new saga has some potential to be called the Wasted Saga.

 

[bonified retard]

I'm seeing things or did he eat a piece of plastic in that food review?

Looks like plastic. I think it's the sauce package from one of the egg rolls.

Sounds like plastic.

 

[Molly Millions]

Did the boglim brain leave the sauce packet in while he cooked it?!

 

[ibeatmywife]

Jesus christ that's grim. Those eggrolls are likely atrocious on their own and he biloglimfied them and added plastic

Funny how there are people unironically seething that the king gets to indulge himself on microwave egg roll food hacks and oreo whiskey drink combos TWU

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

https://youtu.be/jn_PKcKlF-U
30 seconds in he’s absolutely plastered

The faces and sounds he's making reminds me of death fats.

 

[Racist Parrot]

What an absolute boglim.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

https://youtu.be/jn_PKcKlF-U
30 seconds in he’s absolutely plastered

Look at him chew at around 2:40. The mouth situation is not looking good, toobz.

Spoiler: The face you make when you try to eat something and your teeth are absolutely fine and definitely not rotting from the inside:

 

[Pencil Pusher]

https://youtu.be/jn_PKcKlF-U
30 seconds in he’s absolutely plastered

That Old Crow got him slizzered.

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

Our BOY has been getting absolutely destroyed on booze as of late. I think this new saga has some potential to be called the Wasted Saga.

What's longer than a Saga? The "Wasted Aeon"? The "Alcoholocene"?

 

[Slim Boglim]

Microplastics are pussy shit the boy is such a badass rockstar villain he’s eatin fuckin macroplastics