Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Fuck Puff]

Lmfao these replies are hilarious. Hey guys, pussy is pussy. Messica might be an annoying hag, but I bet that Wendy's pocket feels great.

 

[Mushroom King]

Lmfao these replies are hilarious. Hey guys, pussy is pussy. Messica might be an annoying hag, but I bet that Wendy's pocket feels great.

Brother, you need god, you need forgiveness. Please seek the lord and see with your eyes he died for your sins.

 

['Ole Dente]

Man as if you fags never fucked uggos. Their pussy is slimy and tight.

Absolutely the fuck not, sir. I pull exceptionally gorgeous women because I have social skills and I’m attractive, however I don’t shame you for banging the uggos because they’re people too and they need love. You do a great service for those forgotten women who are, unlike Jessica, largely stable and just want someone to love them.

Don’t fuck Jessica though bro she has rocks for brains.

 

[Atomic Tampon Cat]

Lmfao these replies are hilarious. Hey guys, pussy is pussy. Messica might be an annoying hag, but I bet that Wendy's pocket feels great.

Go hit up NAL. Shes waiting for you and ready for a breakup rebound. stop waisting your time here!

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Go hit up NAL. Shes waiting for you and ready for a breakup rebound. stop waisting your time here!

Imagine hitting that Wendussy, then listening to her rage and yell at the wee hours of the night. Imagine the sky high water bills and the impending eviction notice....

This trole would be so jealous.

 

[Leaded Gasoline]

Lmfao these replies are hilarious. Hey guys, pussy is pussy. Messica might be an annoying hag, but I bet that Wendy's pocket feels great.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Lmfao these replies are hilarious. Hey guys, pussy is pussy. Messica might be an annoying hag, but I bet that Wendy's pocket feels great.

I have seen that pussy. I would rather be celibate. I’m not shaming you for your preferences though. Enjoy your Wendy’s

 

[Hennimore]

I hate these faggots. They just can't leave him to his own devices, they have to actively try to make his life worse.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

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I hate these faggots. They just can't leave him to his own devices, they have to actively try to make his life worse.

Alogs belong in a gas chamber full of galaxy gas

 

[Frog Man]

Genuinely baffling to me, you'd think those lunatics would want content, Josh venturing out into the world and doing autistic shit is funny as hell.
But nooo "Good afternoon ma'am, you have a child rapist in your bar"
I guess short form food slop and drinks combos forever

We know they won't quit. So all I ask is they just stop scaring the lolcows into hiding. I'll never forget how the weens followed Daniel Larson with a drone. I don't think cobes would handle that well at all.

 

[lottalove]

I'm not gonna cap. I fucking love uggos and man, i'd fuck the shit outta Jessica Messica.

https://bestcam.tv/414718

I get you mean Jessica Boyle/ NAL/ Nakedandlaughing and not Jessica Messica/ Jessica Cook, her arch enemy.
So this one, not the other one, just confused the names. Anyways.

vs

 

[Castus]

Found this and thought it was hilarious!

 

[PetiteFeet]

I can't tell if its AI generated or someone actually made a muppet Cobes. If the latter, TMDWU.

 

[Bifocal Lens]

Man as if you fags never fucked uggos. Their pussy is slimy and tight.

Nah man... some women are ugly and deserve love, but some women are just busted goods. NAL looks like a potato bag that fell off a freight train. I think scat porn would be a healthier alternative for you.

I don't mind butterfaces, and I don't mind some chubby/fat girls, they can be hot. But fucking Jessica has the most unflattering body I've ever seen. She looks like she has had a C-section. That is the nastiest gunt one could ever imagine, it's like she got fat while wearing the tightest bikini bottom she could find. You should not be able to see the panties' line with that much definition. I feel sorry for Cobra. No man should ever feel THIS desperate.

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

But fucking Jessica has the most unflattering body I've ever seen.

The fucking large medicine capsule nips are distracting. And not in a good way.

 

[Giant Machine]

Nah man... some women are ugly and deserve love, but some women are just beat and busted goods. NAL looks like a potato bag that fell off a freight train. I think scat porn would be a healthier alternative for you.

I don't mind butterfaces, and I don't mind some chubby/fat girls, they can be hot. But fucking Jessica has the most unflattering body I've ever seen. She looks like she has had a C-section. That is the nastiest gunt one could ever imagine, it's like she got fat while wearing the tightest bikini bottom she could find. You should not be able to see the panties' line with that much definition. I feel sorry for Cobra. No man should ever feel THIS desperate.

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This is the most horrifying thing I have ever seen during Halloween season.

The fucking large medicine capsule nips are distracting. And not in a good way.

Makes you want to take a cigar cutter to them.

 

[Youtube Celery]

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Looks like plastic. I think it's the sauce package from one of the egg rolls.

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Sounds like plastic.

Eating plastic is so gawth and goes against the grain of society trole.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

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Edit: this stupid website keeps breaking the gif I want to post AND I'M SICK OF IIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!! SoCiAl mEdIa DOESN'T GIVE A SHIIIIIIIIIITTTTT!

I just lost the entire Cobra post I HAAAAAAAAADD.

 

[Youtube Celery]

Nah man... some women are ugly and deserve love, but some women are just beat and busted goods. NAL looks like a potato bag that fell off a freight train. I think scat porn would be a healthier alternative for you.

I don't mind butterfaces, and I don't mind some chubby/fat girls, they can be hot. But fucking Jessica has the most unflattering body I've ever seen. She looks like she has had a C-section. That is the nastiest gunt one could ever imagine, it's like she got fat while wearing the tightest bikini bottom she could find. You should not be able to see the panties' line with that much definition. I feel sorry for Cobra. No man should ever feel THIS desperate.

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Christ almighty. Why does she have fishing floats for teets? Got a Goddamn fanny pack made out of gunt meat too.

 

[Atomic Tampon Cat]

Nah man... some women are ugly and deserve love, but some women are just busted goods. NAL looks like a potato bag that fell off a freight train. I think scat porn would be a healthier alternative for you.

I don't mind butterfaces, and I don't mind some chubby/fat girls, they can be hot. But fucking Jessica has the most unflattering body I've ever seen. She looks like she has had a C-section. That is the nastiest gunt one could ever imagine, it's like she got fat while wearing the tightest bikini bottom she could find. You should not be able to see the panties' line with that much definition. I feel sorry for Cobra. No man should ever feel THIS desperate.

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Jfc put a spoiler alert on that. I've been avoiding her nudes up until now I hate you fml she has dick nipples