Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[Stroppy Trollop]

Eat and drink so much that you end up vomiting your way through the "holidays", alone, in a foreign country?
Or, stay home and loll around on the couch, recovering from another scam procedure while you once again, hork down an entire catered Christmas dinner, alone?
Decisions, decisions.

 

[Clotso Coof]

Does Anna still visit family for holidays, or is she pretending to do wild single-gorl holidays with her paid "friends"?

She's likely became more miserable. At 20 it's easy to say "I've got a lot of time to do x, y and z." Now she's aging, she's feeling her body and she's done likely very little of what she thought she'd be doing

The other thing she has to look forward to, if it's not happening already: the end of questions about future marriage, replaced by awkward judgy silences. BRUTAL.

She's at the age and weight where even the Mormons will stop inquiring if she has a boyfriend or ever wants a family. The younger and more attractive women will still get those smiley-but-nosey questions about their social life, their plans, how much they surely must loooooove babies...

Then, as the conversation goes around the room, at some point everyone will settle on Anna for a moment. Maybe someone will akwardly ask about her videos, or her dog. Then some more awkward silence...then the conversation moves back to the other women.

AnimeSucksCopesSneed should get a load of Anna because she looks a lot like the inflation fatties he loves so much.

Noooooo, don't you take away the only interesting thing that might happen to Chantal! Nooooooo!

 

[thejackal2]

Not a hot take: Anna is retarded.

 

[Catto Gatto]

Can we take bets on how much Anna is gonna gain during the festive season? I think Dr. Emron is gonna get his hands and his canulas full.
ETA Elgin intensity did a 10 min vid on Anna.

There are a lot of “good job getting out there” type comments on the video, but this person gets it.

 

[HamFan]

I wonder what's going on behind the scenes with Anna. She hasn't even revealed her new bangs, unless I missed it? That Tinkerbell costume pic with bangs is old. Lots of old content, and nothing since her video saying she's getting results soon revealing the *MySTEry* of why she's so "inflamed." The mummy video was filmed the same day.

I'm guessing the results were "It's the obesity," which she's trying to spin into something more acceptable to her. Meanwhile eating and drinking the anger away, and doctor shopping.

Spoiler: Edit:

I think the joke was: hyping yourself up for an adventurous new hairstyle but chickening out in the salon chair. I don’t think she has new bangs.

Oh, I feel dumb. In my defense, I didn't actually pay attention or have the sound on.

 

[thejackal2]

I wonder what's going on behind the scenes with Anna. She hasn't even revealed her new bangs, unless I missed it? That Tinkerbell costume pic with bangs is old. Lots of old content, and nothing since her video saying she's getting results soon revealing the *MySTEry* of why she's so "inflamed." The mummy video was filmed the same day.

I'm guessing the results were "It's the obesity," which she's trying to spin into something more acceptable to her. Meanwhile eating and drinking the anger away, and doctor shopping.

She's down to wahmart and jc penney for hauls, hasn't been invited on an influencer trips, didn't show any time with her dad (just her step mom oddly) when back home, didn't stay with them, isn't publicly saying she's going home for the holidays, gained weight and looks the same after the surgeries, is increasingly immobile regardless and is about to hit the big 40.

She's probably terrified she's blown her life and is coping with even more booze and food. Maybe some pills too. She's going to become even crazier and more immobile in 2025, can't wait to follow it.

 

[ghjoigcbn]

Not a hot take: Anna is retarded.

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No one’s like wow yogurt tastes better than a croissant. Yogurt is a convenient, healthy, good tasting breakfast. Come on, aren’t you supposed to be a protein girly? No ones out there saying breakfast TASTES better than baked goods lol what?

 

[Terfatron]

Her ye! Her ye!
Come get your spooky pfps!

Spoiler: Yummy mumm🧌

Happy season

 

[OttoWest]

No one’s like wow yogurt tastes better than a croissant. Yogurt is a convenient, healthy, good tasting breakfast. Come on, aren’t you supposed to be a protein girly? No ones out there saying breakfast TASTES better than baked goods lol what?

The food addicted fats like Anna are very reactionary and defensive when it comes to food preferences. Like saying you’ll skip the croissants for a yogurt is not you simply exercising a choice but rather a personal affront and judgement against them— probably because it reminds them of what they should be eating.

There’s so much shame tied into it and someone already as thin-skinned as Anna is going to take anything like that poorly.

Her ye! Her ye!
Come get your spooky pfps!

Fuck you you sick fuck.

 

[Narwhal]

Credit where it's due, she does a pretty good job of looking like a corpse. To be fair she has a pretty good advantage to begin with - she looks two steps away from death even without all the make up.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Like saying you’ll skip the croissants for a yogurt is not you simply exercising a choice but rather a personal affront and judgement against them

To be fair, commenting that is making a judgement call whether against them, or the food itself. There’s no need to say you’ll skip the croissants for a yoghurt…just take the yoghurt and leave the croissants…no words needed. Any judgement the fatties feel if they see others choose yoghurt without comment, is then on them.

 

[OttoWest]

“Hi do you want a croissant for breakfast?”
“Nah I’ll just grab a yogurt.”

It’s that simple.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

I wonder what's going on behind the scenes with Anna. She hasn't even revealed her new bangs, unless I missed it?

I think the joke was: hyping yourself up for an adventurous new hairstyle but chickening out in the salon chair. I don’t think she has new bangs.

 

[Terfatron]

Fuck you you sick fuck.

I think you spelled "thank you " wrong

 

[Gay Mouth]

Not a hot take: Anna is retarded.

Anna: yogurt is overhyped
Cottage cheese: exists
Anna: 32oz plus 4 cups of cheddar please! For the POTEEN.

as thin-skinned as Anna

The only thing thin about her

 

[often puzzled]

Not a hot take: Anna is retarded.

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"Hot take: yogurts [sic] good and all [comma missing] but I think it's overhyped. Like people act like it's this amazing thing. It's a dairy breakfast food, it is simply no [sic] on the same level as a delicious baked good."

That's the fattest thing I've read so far today.

She's down to wahmart and jc penney for hauls,

I was thinking about that recently and trying to remember some of the brands she hauled when she was "thinner." She did a lot of Anthropologie and J. Crew, and there was at least one brand-- maybe Abercrombie?-- that everyone joked used to be a no fatties zone. It was something that would have been popular when she was a very fat teenager, anyway. At any rate, as you say, you can somewhat track her gaining and losing cycles by looking at what she's hauling. If her weight is down at all, she starts trying to squeeze into trendier brands. If it's back up, we're back to Walmart and Lane Bryant (though the Lane Bryant clothes are often some of the best-fitting and best-looking things she ever wears).

A few people asked about the allergy testing results upthread, and I was also curious, so I checked Threads. Here's what I found in the replies to her original post about the testing:



"Yep! I'll be sharing my results soon. It was good and bad news for me, so still processing." MRT = Mediator Release Test, which I thought was just for food sensitivities (?-- I could be wrong).



If she did test positive for some food-related sensitivities, I look forward to all the future games of spotting the food that contains the ingredients she's supposedly sensitive to, because you know she'll continue to eat anything that isn't non-fried vegetables or non-chocolate dipped fruits.

 

[GenociderSyo]

"Yep! I'll be sharing my results soon. It was good and bad news for me, so still processing." MRT = Mediator Release Test, which I thought was just for food sensitivities (?-- I could be wrong).

Threads:

 

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God, she is such an insufferable cunt. Is she joking about that cannoli thing? Because if she is, the "joke" failed spectacularly. She triple- and quadruples- down on insisting everyone should hate the taste of yogurt because she "isn't excited about" it. And her snippy "I never said it was!" to the poster that said (reasonably) taste isn't the most important thing sometimes. Her Threads activity is really shining a spotlight on her rampant food addiction, crushing loneliness and lack of friends, and abhorrent, bitchy personality.

 

[Tomato flowers]

Does Threads pay her to write these banalities, or is this just her offering us an uncensored look into her (boring, tasteless) brain because she thinks she’s just that charming?

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Anna Bullshit

Just a couple of random thoughts as I listen to the feathered asshole upstairs lose his mind (it's morning chirp session)...

Allergy testing: As someone who's had one that's actually recognized by the medical field (skin swabs and injections for reactions), the results can be interesting but not necessary life altering. May or may not have discovered I'm allergic to cats (and dogs), both fur and dander. Still snuggle both cats in the house daily and just pop meds for my perpetually suffering sinuses. The end. Maybe it came up that she's allergic to dogs. Who's to know until she does her 'reveal'.

Working out: It should NOT SUCK when you first start out. That's an indication that you're trying too much, too soon. It's fine to ease yourself into new things. The common denominator as to why people stop with diets/workout plans is that they fucking suck, and that murders the desire to continue on with it, even if internally you know it'll get better. But progressive loading works wonders. Start with a walk along a path you enjoy. Repeat that the next day. And then the next. After a week, see if you can make it further. Repeat. See if you can speed up a smidge. Repeat. See if you can jog the very first portion (if you aren't insanely fat and won't be pulverizing your knees to dust in the effort). Work yourself up to running - don't just start with sprints and running, because it'll suck. What part of 'progressive loading' do these people not fucking comprehend?

Picnics and dates: PLing: some of the best dates I've gone on are literally loading a bag of picnic goods onto the luggage rack of one of my bicycles, the S.O. putting another bag of stuff on the S.O.'s bike's luggage rack, and the both of us riding out into the woods to find a particular clearing by a local creek. A blanket to shield from the dirt, bug spray to deal with the mosquitos, and it's a perfectly wonderful date. Tell me you've never been on a date without telling me you've never been on a date, Anna. Or are you serious that you need a bench, because your fat ass can't get up off the ground? What about all those floor exercises you've been doing? (WAIT. Is THAT why exercising sucks to her? Because she has to haul her blubber back off the ground?! Why, we may have solved the mystery here! Get your fat ass into a pool, do slow walking for distance and adhere to a fucking diet, you gelatinous whale!)

Yogurt: Apparently the devil. I'm going to go have some now, because after reading her reeeeee about how it's just a vessel for tastier stuff, I am craving the Greek Yogurt in the fridge. Just a couple drops of vanilla extract, and we're good to go.