Sept 28 2024 - Chris and Flutter in Helsinki, Finland

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apparently chris chan has been in finland since April, i got a super fucking bad low quality video from my brothers friend who thought they saw chris chan back in april but wasn’t 100% sure .

They have the same height, and the person who recorded the video said they spoke english and everything to me.

This was recorded in arabia kauppakeskus
Sorry to jannypost, but this should be highlighted.
 
You'll have to forgive me, I haven't been following Chris for over a year now because his Jesus LARP bores me to tears, so apologies if this has been answered. But is there any proof that Flutter is actually his sweetheart?
Technically no. There was an aspiring rapper who called them "a couple" and a photograph of him appearing to grope her, but he also referred to her on stream as "a friend" so it is somewhat ambiguous.

That said I think it's obvious they're definitely fucking and Crystal should be here to immanetize the eschaton or whatever any day now.

I read some of the beginning pages and people are speculating about some post he made where he's talking about getting married or some shit but since Chris is a colossal retard who spouts retarded delusional bullshit 24/7 I'm hoping to see a little more proof before I'm convinced.

She might be his Finnish girlfriend. She might be a praetor troll. She might be anything in-between. At this point we don't have any solid proof one way or the other.
 
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But is there any proof that Flutter is actually his sweetheart?
Yes, because we said so.

Also not any tangible proof, Chris mentioned flutter once and hasn't seen any need to bring her up since.

He doesn't care about anyone's curiosity, he only cares about people's money.

Flutter is a bitch who won't come hang out with us.

That's about it there's a whole thing about her on Sonichu.com if you want more information.
 
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Chris even said on a live stream a couple months ago that a woman is "A person who does not have a penis and a man is someone who has a penis", so by his own definition he is a man because he never had the guts to go under the knife and get his penis removed. He is such a coward he can't even go through all the steps to become the thing he defines himself as being.
He probably thinks he's above the rules of biology by virtue of being Chris - anything that inconveniences him, he'll use his god complex as a cop out. Or it was just a Freudian slip - he doesn't really believe his own tranny bullshit, and does it because being called she/her and wearing skirts gets him off.

Still want to know if Flutter is a tranny chaser and whether she's willing to play along with the lesbian LARP, or Chris is simply so excited over being with an actual woman (other than his elderly mother) that he doesn't give a shit if she's not buying into his claimed gender identity.
 
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In fairness that’s kind of what he got in the US.
He wouldn't been able to lose weight since prisoners could splurge on Mickey Ds and junk food
Roughly translated, I'd imagine it's something along the lines of, "Chris-Chan's in Finland. Shit."

Note that I speak no Finnish whatsoever, so am piecing this together from the few words of the language I do know.
Ei vittu Chris Chan on suomessa roughly translated Oh fuck, Chris Chan is in Finland
It's redundant to mention country if you're Finnish "Ei vittu Chris Chan on täällä"
Specific locations are spotted only in case when needed by Finnish Chris Chan
I E "Chris Chan spotattu Kaaren puolenkuun pelissä" and "Chris spotattu fantasiapelissä"

Puolenkuun pelit and fantasiapelit are TTRPG, TCG and vendors of Autistic goods on top of Vidya games.
 
So there is a Finnish My Little Pony convention coming up!:
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Intro Translated:
Poniconi for all My Little Pony enthusiasts
from collectors to bronies, to the pony generation
irrespective!

From the official site (Translated)
Poniconi on Saturday 05.10.2024
Poniconi is an event for all My Little Pony enthusiasts, from collectors to bronies, regardless of pony generation! Poniconi will take place at Museo Leiki in Espoo's Tapiola on Saturday 5 October 2024.

Tickets are on sale! There are two different types of tickets:

All-day ticket (primary ticket type)
From 12:00 to 10:00 p.m
Aimed at enthusiasts
€20 in advance, €25 at the door if there are any left
Half day ticket:
Daytime only, 12:00-4:00 p.m
Aimed at families with children
€8 in advance, €12 at the door if there are any left
Tickets for the previous Ponicon were sold out, so you should secure yours in time!

The program is divided into two parts. From 12:00 to 16:00 there is content aimed at both children and adult enthusiasts, and after 16:00 the program focuses on content for enthusiasts. There will be e.g. cosplay and custom contests, tables selling fan art and collectibles, discussion and speaking program, workshops, and as the final climax, a disco served by a DJ!

Information about accessibility and the principles of a safer space.

If you have any questions, please contact us at poniconi@museoleikki.fi or +358-50-590 0137.




 
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Chris is simply so excited over being with an actual woman (other than his elderly mother) that he doesn't give a shit if she's not buying into his claimed gender identity.

That’s probably the most likely situation here.


What!

I need now to conscript some actual Swedes and some local Muslims, and raid this.

The Muslims can be sent in first with shivs, Zulu style, then follow up with the Swedes armed with axes.

The Muslims will be no match for even brony-Finns, but with luck the effort of killing them will wear them down so that the Swedes have a chance.
 
Bronies are pretty much extinct in Finland only fat women and fat autistic men will attend that. It's a glorified toy and show museum. Biggest and last official brony convention CrystalFest was such a disaster, organizers quit half way there. Autism spilled out of expo hall and it needed to be cleaned as well the nearby park. Furfags in spatkledogs suits trounced about in and near Sibelius hall. Think of rainfurrest Finnish edition
 
Bronies are pretty much extinct in Finland only fat women and fat autistic men will attend that. It's a glorified toy and show museum. Biggest and last official brony convention CrystalFest was such a disaster, organizers quit half way there. Autism spilled out of expo hall and it needed to be cleaned as well the nearby park. Furfags in spatkledogs suits trounced about in and near Sibelius hall. Think of rainfurrest Finnish edition
Here‘s the photos on the convention's website:
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Wow, that is... horribly depressing to look at.
Finland the happiest country on earth!
After heavy use of drugs, alcohol and suicide statistics I see shit like this every single fucking day, existence is pain.

News from the front few alogs rented AirBnB near Poniconi to catch possible glimpse of Chris and facedox Flutters.
It's highly possible Poniconi rumor might be red herring for autists that rented that AirBnB. Ylilauta anons are looking for Flutters dox/facedox and few retards want to be part of Christory

Finland: Country no-one cared about before Chris Chan arrived saga
 
At first there was finnlauta, Ylilauta and first Finnish imageboard Thorlauta
Goddamn newfags, there first was finnchan (200?-2007), which went down because someguy posted a rar-file containing password hashes, then Kuvalauta (literally: Imageboard) (2007-2010) which went down in 2010 after one too many police calls due to school shooting threats, then started the Board Wars between lauta(.)net and kotilauta after which they finally combined to bring about Ylilauta (2011-). Ylilauta is being managed by the biggest jew in Finland and the guy who singlehandedly killed imageboards in Finland by turning them Ylilauta into a forum.
Yes I'm MATI
 
"They"
Nigga that's a man. He's a man. He has never been a woman. He will never be a woman.

Don't be a faggot.
you aint read my fucking username lmao

but yeah I don't even know anymore, chris is a fucking lunatic
Chris is "they" because the entity we call Chris is composed of the human + the demon Magichan.

So there is a Finnish My Little Pony convention coming up!:
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Flutter's ponysona
 
Goddamn newfags, there first was finnchan (200?-2007), which went down because someguy posted a rar-file containing password hashes, then Kuvalauta (literally: Imageboard) (2007-2010) which went down in 2010 after one too many police calls due to school shooting threats, then started the Board Wars between lauta(.)net and kotilauta after which they finally combined to bring about Ylilauta (2011-). Ylilauta is being managed by the biggest jew in Finland and the guy who singlehandedly killed imageboards in Finland by turning them Ylilauta into a forum.
Yes I'm MATI
Lauta, kannu, Chan, tsaani. I say tamato, you say tomato. All went to shit after that iltapaska article after that file drop. Imageboard culture went to to shit here. Anons at sipulilauta who went there after normies came and Thorlauta died are pretty MATI over this, frankly I agree.
Siteeraan erästä sipulilaudan nyymiä ulkomuistista: Kuvalauta kulttuuri meni päin persettä iltapaska artikkelin, vitun tyhmien uushomojen takia anonymiteetin päälle on kustu ja paskottu siihen pisteeseen, että en käytä sosiaalista mediaa tai kuvalautoja
 
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