Sept 28 2024 - Chris and Flutter in Helsinki, Finland

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Good Night, I get sick for a week and lay off my computer and this happens!
I haven't had the chance to read the whole thread but my best guess as to why this would happen is Chris knocked Flutter up and he is either there to meet her family before they get married or get married and he may stay there and live with them. If he can leach off of her family just because he is banging her that would be his dream come true.

I would be shocked if he returned to the US if she has a home there.
On the bright side marriages are a matter of the public record so if they do get married we will be able to finally find out Flutter's name.
 
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BubbaRobot887 said:
I would be shocked if he returned to the US if she has a home there.
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If this is the case, she may just be using Chris' address at the Big Island house for her address in the US. There shouldn't be anything preventing her from doing so, AFAIK.

BubbaRobot887 said:
On the bright side marriages are a matter of the public record so if they do get married we will be able to finally find out Flutter's name.
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If her unmarried initials are CPK, I'm gonna shit myself laughing.
 
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dukekinny said:
A horrorcow who I will not name placed him on multiple penpal websites.

Don't say the guy's name because he's like Beetlejuice, if you talk about him he will show up here because he has Google alerts for his names.
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I'm 99.9% sure the Farms are delisted from Google, also, who cares if a cow comes to the Farms? A lot of them do. Quit being an overly cryptic tard.
 
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
Wonder how many weens are contacting DHS right now, or whatever the Finland version is, talking about a "Religious fundamentalist with a history of violence and sexual assault".
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I'm surprised they got past TSA with a criminal history so extensive and anger issues so bad they pepper-sprayed an employee at a GameStop over a Sonic cut-out
 
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SigueSigueSpergnik said:
If this is the case, she may just be using Chris' address at the Big Island house for her address in the US. There shouldn't be anything preventing her from doing so, AFAIK.



If her unmarried initials are CPK, I'm gonna shit myself laughing.
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Yeah, I have to say that I think this blows the idea that they are not together out of the water, she may be using him to get citizenship but I am certain they are banging and will get married at some point.
Of course it could be that she is just as nuts as Chris and she really does believe everything he says about being Jesus and whatnot. This could be a Joker and Harly Quin situation, you know before they turned her into an anti hero and when she was just as bad as the Joker. Honestly I am leaning towards the latter because I can't see any sane woman putting up with Chris and taking him on a trip to her home country and spending the thousands that would cost just to get citizenship or make some money off of merch, I really think she may be completely off her rocker.
 
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megafag said:
I'm surprised they got past TSA with a criminal history so extensive and anger issues so bad they pepper-sprayed an employee at a GameStop over a Sonic cut-out
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Nigga that's a man. He's a man. He has never been a woman. He will never be a woman.

Don't be a faggot.
 
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Sketchy Minecraft Mod said:
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Nigga that's a man. He's a man. He has never been a woman. He will never be a woman.

Don't be a faggot.
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Chris even said on a live stream a couple months ago that a woman is "A person who does not have a penis and a man is someone who has a penis", so by his own definition he is a man because he never had the guts to go under the knife and get his penis removed. He is such a coward he can't even go through all the steps to become the thing he defines himself as being.
 
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Xev said:
Then why does she avoid the cameras? You'd think if she was living it up dating a 'celebrity' she would want to flaunt that
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Her avoiding cameras could possibly just be shear dumb luck on her part. Don't get me wrong though it's much more entertaining if she really is this almost cryptid esque figure like Bigfoot or Moth Man.
 
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megafag said:
you aint read my fucking username lmao

but yeah I don't even know anymore, chris is a fucking lunatic
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Calm down. Relax. Chill. It's cool.

The only one who can assign labels to you is you. He was only pointing out how we do things around here. Chris was born a dude and that's what we consider him.

Don't spaz out. That's my job.
 
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You'll have to forgive me, I haven't been following Chris for over a year now because his Jesus LARP bores me to tears, so apologies if this has been answered. But is there any proof that Flutter is actually his sweetheart? I read some of the beginning pages and people are speculating about some post he made where he's talking about getting married or some shit but since Chris is a colossal retard who spouts retarded delusional bullshit 24/7 I'm hoping to see a little more proof before I'm convinced.
 
Slug said:
and a sad indictment of the justice system.
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Surely the other way round no?

He got arrested, served time, and is now jet-setting with his future wife/victim. Follow the law on mother fucking and the state will reward you.
 
Captain Ahab said:
It’s like people forgot there is a type of women that are strongly attracted to “damaged” men. There are women out there who specifically seek out criminals, thugs, junkies, even killers and rapists. Maybe they have a Mother Theresa mentality. Maybe they think they can tame them. Maybe they like the thrill. The fact is, they exist.

Chris being an unhinged nutcase may not only not be a red flag to her, it may actually be the main reason why she wants him.

He also lives on his own and can seemingly afford a decent standard of living (blessed be the paypiggies). He’s also famous. Like legit famous. I mean, you could call it infamy, but it’s just splitting hair. For women who are into weirdos and damaged men, this is like dating a celebrity. The reality some of you refuse to acknowledge is that she may be having the time of her life and living the dream. Retarded as that dream may be.
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Bitches love a bit of bent duck.
FinnSven said:
It’s way easier to become wealthy from working class in the US.

It’s a bit easier in the UK, especially London, than the rest of Europe, but not as plausible as in the US.

Nordic countries are quite difficult to get a small business off the ground with high business taxes and costs, plus employing people is quite expensive.

The flip side is that being employed, one is better off and has many benefits and protections.

Another factor is that the mindset required to be a big success in a personal business, arrogant and self assured, is heavily frowned upon.

I don’t get the feeling that this is Flutters motivation however.
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I like the idea of Chris coming here to Bongland to strike it rich.
 
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