Trump Enslavement Syndrome - Orange man good. /r/The_Donald and any public demonstration of rabid pro-Trump enthusiasm in spite of all reason.

This one made me hurl my sides, it's so retarded

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MAGAtards won't do shit. They'll cope and sneed about how they'll start a civil war if they get their way but they are all literally just basement dwelling incel cucks, likely in a household where their parents are scared that they'll snap so all the guns are locked up.

I came to the conclusion a few days ago, I am right wing but I am so sick of the low IQ spergouts from the republican party that I'm just going to vote for Kamala as a fuck you. Abortion laws are fucking retarded and all of these issues are misconstrued to the max by politispergs anyway.
 
MAGAtards won't do shit. They'll cope and sneed about how they'll start a civil war if they get their way but they are all literally just basement dwelling incel cucks, likely in a household where their parents are scared that they'll snap so all the guns are locked up.

I came to the conclusion a few days ago, I am right wing but I am so sick of the low IQ spergouts from the republican party that I'm just going to vote for Kamala as a fuck you. Abortion laws are fucking retarded and all of these issues are misconstrued to the max by politispergs anyway.

I imagine it going down something like Thulsa Doom's death in Conan the Barbarian. Trump will be rambling on a stage somewhere when a cop walks up and puts him in cuffs, and all of the ultra based MAGA warriors in the audience will just watch it happen, mutter, and go home.

 
I have never met an intelligent Trump supporter. Why are they all, without fail, loud spergs who also believe stupid shit like "Obama is the one pulling the strings" or that covid is fake?
What, you’ve never been to A&H, the literal pride and joy of this board? Everyone there both knows 100 people who were killed by a vaccine personally, as well as were children who were pizzagated. They use their superior intellect to make memes of half naked Trump as Rambo but they’re NOT GAY.
 
What, you’ve never been to A&H, the literal pride and joy of this board? Everyone there both knows 100 people who were killed by a vaccine personally, as well as were children who were pizzagated. They use their superior intellect to make memes of half naked Trump as Rambo but they’re NOT GAY.
You could literally have anybody else and they'd be so much more effective and cunning, and would even push their agenda further but they chose this fucking senile retard.

also yea lol. It surprises me how they manage to spergout at the weirdest shit. Israel is skullfucking the shit out of muslims and they cry about that, which is weird.
 
I have never met an intelligent Trump supporter. Why are they all, without fail, loud spergs who also believe stupid shit like "Obama is the one pulling the strings" or that covid is fake?
Because the more aware you are of being scared, confused and overwhelmed by something, the more likely you'll latch onto anything that makes you feel in control. Look no further than the people hoarding TP during COVID.

Every Trump supporter I know... and I mean EVERY single one... is TERRIFIED of something and very quick to tell you about being terrified of it. Trannies, Socialism, Niggers, Mexicans, Gun rights... the list goes on. If you need more proof, just go through a few pages of the US Politics General thread.

Everyone in there is convinced someone or something is out to get them for something. And just like a broken clock, occasionally they come close to something by pure volume and chance. Then it validates everything else.
 
Spending those social security checks wisely, I see.
Them there welfare queens buyin' packs a fudge rounds while hard workin' Americans such as myself buy a crappy guitar fer $4000 just to show dem there libs who's boss!
This looks exactly like an amateur drag show and I'm surprised Lady MAGA isn't in any of these videos.
I have never met an intelligent Trump supporter. Why are they all, without fail, loud spergs who also believe stupid shit like "Obama is the one pulling the strings" or that covid is fake?
My favorite was when Biden stepped down and people thought Michelle Obama was going to be the nominee.
 
That is the one thing I agreed with them on in theory. Celebrity worship is stupid as hell. Then they go and worship the most retarded celebrity of them all
"I like Donald Trump because as a career NY real estate businessman who's only lived in the circles of the global wealthy and elite his entire life, he really understands what we're going through in [Insert impoverished blue collar community here}" ...

...is an amazing cognitive dissonance that will be studied for generations.
 
They worship Trump to the point where it's become a ritual at this point.
And they’re so fucking new to how politics works they assume everyone worships like they do. They really think “Let’s Go Brandon” and other stuff bothers Biden supporters because they think every politician is a sports team and everyone who votes must be as insanely dedicated as them. They all just showed up to the party in 2016, uninvited, changed the music and started smashing shit and are like “what? Aren’t all parties like this?”
 
Turbnomanlet. Cringey. Spends all his money on Trump apparel. Obviously a virgin. This guy might be a Thunderdomer
There's no shortage of them. I don't know why this thread isn't full of this shit because it's easily the lowest hanging fruit of Cult like devotion to an absolute con man.

Like... I wonder what these people's identities were BEFORE 2016?

 
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