Careercow Mike James Lindell / "The My Pillow Guy" / realMikeLindel / michaeljlindell - Crackhead fascist, close Trump ally, republican simp, "bodypillow expert"

[Chef Red Pill]

We must secure peaceful slumber for our people and quality linens for white children.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

I see things priced $14.88 at Walmart pretty often.

https://old.reddit.com/r/walmart/comments/iyxep6/why_do_so_many_things_at_walmart_cost_1488/

 

[Rabbi Palpenstein]

If I hadn't just bought a new pillow a few days ago I would consider buying one. That's pretty cheap for what I assume to be a pretty decent pillow

 

[Neodanthril]

are the pillows good? $14.88 doesn't seem like a bad price

For 15 dollars it is worth it, but not at their regular price. As others have said they get get flat after about three months. While they say you can throw it in the dryer that only fluffs it back up for one more night

 

[PositiveHatred]

I hope it's a dogwhistle, maybe I'll buy one. By the way the OP of this thread is a faggot, calling the goofy pillow man a fascist and whining he didn't wear a mask.

 

[Local Farmer]

 

[Troonos]

Ordered. We must secure the sleep of our people and a nap for white children.

 

[get_ur_gamon]

He has invented the weapon that will smother the deepstate.

 

[W00K #17]

He just sounds so enthusiastic when he announces the price, big ol shit eating grin, and then every other product has .88 cents and he's so excited. I crack up every time the commercial airs. One ad I don't mind.

 

[Water 2.0]

Finally, the final solution to my exhaustion.

 

[Friedchickenfan]

it even comes in a nice aryan white.

 

[John Badman]

I only listen to White noise before getting a full night’s rest on MyPillow.

 

[pockywocky]

White pillows > Black pillows

Spoiler: What about our good ol' friends, the yellow pillows?

The myth of the Model Sleeping Aid

 

[Nameless One]

The myth of the Model Sleeping Aid

is that old crusted semen?

 

[Coily the Spring Sprite]

If you go check the BBB nearly every customer complaint filed with them is replied to with: "We do not recognize the Better Business Bureau as a legitimate company. Therefore, we will not be responding to any further communications." He's a bit nutty.

 

[Kulee Baba]

I see things priced $14.88 at Walmart pretty often.

https://old.reddit.com/r/walmart/comments/iyxep6/why_do_so_many_things_at_walmart_cost_1488/

Honestly 14/88 is one of the few things that can legitimately be called a “dogwhistle” and there’s only 3 kinds of people who can hear it; Wignats, WW2 obsessed people, and Jews. Go up to some outlaw bikers and say “14 88 Brother!” And they’ll probably say “WTF are you talking about retard?”

Trivia: In the 80s and 90s if a message board user had “88” in their name they quite possibly were a White Power shitposter. Then by 2002 88 became common because people born in 1988 were starting to be online.

 

[BBW Hunter]

If you go check the BBB nearly every customer complaint filed with them is replied to with: "We do not recognize the Better Business Bureau as a legitimate company. Therefore, we will not be responding to any further communications." He's a bit nutty.

The BBB is a racket though. Like they will list your business and by default give it a non-accredited "C" score, which looks bad. How do you get that changed to an "A+" score? You just have to join the BBB and pay them a yearly accreditation fee of over $500! Instant A+ rating!

 

[Surfin Terf]

Honestly 14/88 is one of the few things that can legitimately be called a “dogwhistle” and there’s only 3 people who can hear it; Wignats, WW2 obsessed people, and Jews.

Go up to some outlaw bikers and say “14 88 Brother!” And they’ll probably say “WTF are you talking about retard?”

Trivia: In the 80s and 90s if a message board user had “88” in their name they quite possibly were a White Power shitposter. Then by 2002 88 became common because people born in 1988 were starting to be online.

Or they might be Chinese

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

The only pillow that saves White People from extinction. Only $14.88 and we'll be sure they won't stain.

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

Following. This guy out-weirded Trump, hilarious. Hopefully he doesn't turn out to be a degenerate.