Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Not Who You Think]

The pictures posted by April are odd to me. Not just the recent ones.

April's face is either not good at showing how she feels, or there is a part of her that is generally unhappy (though one can guess why). After checking some images from the thread it seems to be a bit of a theme. Not all of her pictures are like this but it happens too often for me not to notice.

Half of April knows to smile. The other half doesn't seem to want to.

Spoiler: Examples

Also, in one of the examples above, it is apparent that April is capable of having a bit of cleavage though it was before she got on a steady diet of cocaine and whiskey.

While April's shift can happen on the vertical of her face, Kayla's shift can happen on the horizontal. Below is a comparison with a Disney villainess whose mouth is smiling, but the eyes are telegraphing something else:



Then there is Nick's "Checking on Lady Rackets" segment from March 22nd 2024 to consider, wherein Nick leaves to check on Kayla and comes back with a bloody nose followed by an exaggerated performance explaining how it happened and how little he kisses anyone else...

Of course, this happened during the Qover and at a time when Aaron had taken to staying in bed with Kayla while Nick did his show. It also wouldn't be the last time something on Nick's nose caused him trouble.

Combine it with Nick's various facial ticks and face pulls (enough to rival even Kayla) and they start to look more and more insane. Given all the fighting that happened behind the scenes (even before the arrests) their lives just seem like endless dramatic misery as they try to posture and "own the haters" rather than fix the problems in their own lives.

 

[ChromaQuack]

he probably broke his PC somehow.

Are you telling me this broke ass nigga can't even afford taking the thing to a repair shop or buying a brand new mid-end computer for streaming? How bad are Nicky's finances that having his streaming equipment (allegedly his job) set back up is an expense beyond his reach?

Come on Nicky, even Null can drop a couple thousands on a computer for streaming, he even got a 4090 to play wizard game while you are running on a languid, last generation 3090 that doesn't even work.

Do you need our permission to get a new computer? just say so and the KKK will sign your authorization to go out to the store and get a new one.

 

[Mark Robinson BussyLiquor]

I'm pleased to see that Nick has been obeying my direct order of several days ago, in which I commanded him not to stream again. Nick, you submissive and subservient cuckold, does it make your penis hard to obey me? No, because you have erectile dysfunction due to the condition of not being a real man.

 

[House Cat]

The pictures posted by April are odd to me. Not just the recent ones.

April's face is either not good at showing how she feels, or there is a part of her that is generally unhappy (though one can guess why). After checking some images from the thread it seems to be a bit of a theme. Not all of her pictures are like this but it happens too often for me not to notice.

Half of April knows to smile. The other half doesn't seem to want to.

I totally understand your point where it could be an "unhappy" look. However, upon looking at her natural lip curvature, they tend to naturally curve down, and when you're "cocaine skinny," the curvature is going to be more pronounced and profound.

The other thing is that I think she's really trying to give off this "sexy, sultry, seductive" vibe with this half-smile, half-grin which with her half grin, it tends to go downward. Even when she's trying to do a seductive "duck face lip" face, her lips go downward (see picture). Idk . . . it may be just cocaine body tied with genetics . . .

THIS. IS. SPOT. ON.
Omg... I spit out my drink when I saw this!

 

[AnOminous]

He may have ruined his PC streaming setup somehow. He briefly streamed at 1 FPS from his studio, then streamed from his kitchen counter for his Locals stream and Joe's stream on Sunday.

Probably in a retard rampage. And on top of that he no longer has any minions functional enough to fix whatever he broke or boomered up.

Combine it with Nick's various facial ticks and face pulls (enough to rival even Kayla) and they start to look more and more insane. Given all the fighting that happened behind the scenes (even before the arrests) their lives just seem like endless dramatic misery as they try to posture and "own the haters" rather than fix the problems in their own lives.

These sin ghouls all look like escapees from William Hogarth's The Rake's Progress, a series of paintings showing the tolls of sin and degeneracy.

It really goes to show how bad the Balldo lifestyle is for you physically, mentally, spiritually and on any other imaginable level. All these people look utterly miserable, like a PSA. You have Balldo starting out looking like a man of God and family and look at him now, a twitching, skeletal ghoul, his face alit with nothing but malice and misery, as he twitches and gurns like someone with a degenerative neurological disease.

He looks in the mirror and sees that and thinks he looks like something other than a dying man?

 

[Sharpeteer]

He may have ruined his PC streaming setup somehow. He briefly streamed at 1 FPS from his studio, then streamed from his kitchen counter for his Locals stream and Joe's stream on Sunday.

Perhaps he sold the much-needed RTX 3090ti, and now his streams are 1 FPS. Looks like he really needed that $2,500+ card after all.

 

[Captain Manning]

Dick Masterson in particular seems to be the primary magnet of misfortune.

I am just hoping he gets his one day. While this shit is funny to some extent, I can't help but think his influence is downright dangerous at times. Like, he's gonna get Riley (an absolute moron that does everything Dick tells him to do, including illegal things) outright shot. A lot of people will say "good," but cows dying violently ain't really my thing.

Probably in a retard rampage. And on top of that he no longer has any minions functional enough to fix whatever he broke or boomered up.

Soter can lend him his PC. After all, all he apparently uses it for is presiding over a near dead Discord of like 10 active people that are convinced Rekieta is still the second coming of Jesus and the Farms is the Antichrist.

 

[zimzam88]

He looks in the mirror and sees that and thinks he looks like something other than a dying man?

I actually wonder if he's so delusional he sees 25 year old Nick when he looks in the mirror. If he had any self awareness about whats happened to him he would be horrified and DFE and never show up on the internet again. It would take some kind of severe mental disorder to see all the ghoul memes and before/after pictures of him and just shrug it off.

I guess he traded not only his soul but his self awareness away in exchange for temporary pleasures.

 

[Law]

Half of April knows to smile. The other half doesn't seem to want to.

Well, you can't smile with teeth cause if your teeth aren't perfect commenters will rip them apart. You have to kind of keep your lips pointing forward, otherwise they'll say you have thin grandma lips and you need injections. Can't move your eyes or mouth too much or those laugh lines and crow's feet will become too visible. Gotta angle your head all weird for the lighting. Can't look directly at the camera, can't look too far to the side. Taking "good" pictures is a unique form of torture.

 

[MadStan]

The left side of a face shows our personal side and inner thoughts and feelings. Details count in face reading, including differences in lines, eyebrows, eyes, nose, nostrils, cheeks and ears. The more noticeable the difference, the more significant the meaning

 

[thebigdream]

he probably broke his PC somehow.

We've heard how Nick likes to punch himself in the head, has his lolcow evolution now taken him to Bossman level of tech destruction? Violencebros...

 

[Schpoots]

No, Judge, I did not microwave my harddrive on purpose to erase evidence. It's just a funny and weird coincidence.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

It's a shame we have rules against cow tipping sometimes because I am very tempted to just order him some new equipment with a note that just says "STREAM, COKE NIGGA".

 

[Vibralldo]

The left side of a face shows our personal side and inner thoughts and feelings. Details count in face reading, including differences in lines, eyebrows, eyes, nose, nostrils, cheeks and ears. The more noticeable the difference, the more significant the meaning

And in Nick's case it's the side he snorts coke into

 

[ChromaQuack]

It's a shame we have rules against cow tipping sometimes because I am very tempted to just order him some new equipment with a note that just says "STREAM, COKE NIGGA".

He would sell it for more bumps, he's entered the broke junkie arc.

That besides, he isn't allowed to stream so that equipment would be wasted even if he wasn't a broke ass junkie.

 

[Potatoherder]

Not streaming is slowing the unsub rate: 15 days between drops last time and 17 days this time. I'd guess he hits 430k around the time of his next court date.

 

[Chazzed Up]

2. What the hell is that weird leaf-like symbol at the top? It looks like a very intentional design choice, in that it does not match the piece as a whole and sticks out like a sore thumb. What does it mean?

Gave it some thought overnight, and it occurred to me that it kind of looks like a retard version of the StarFleet emblem.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Not streaming is slowing the unsub rate: 15 days between drops last time and 17 days this time. I'd guess he hits 430k around the time of his next court date.
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It's just so FUNNY and WEIRD that every time I stream people leave!

*sips whisky*

I mean, if people could know the REAL STORY

*walks off camera, snorts, and returns with a white video compression error on his nose*

Then they'd still be throwing me money hand over fist!

*kicks dog who's escaped lavatory containment*

Get out of here you bitch or no more SpaghettiOs!

*smuckles at camera causing the demand for new computer monitors to skyrocket, straps on balldo*

But what can you do I guess? People are gonna believe what people are gonna believe. YOU CAN'T CHANGE THAT.

*snorts a dorito by mistake before the video cuts out*

 

[House Cat]

*sips whisky*
*walks off camera, snorts, and returns with a white video compression error on his nose*
*kicks dog who's escaped lavatory containment*
*smuckles at camera causing the demand for new computer monitors to skyrocket, straps on balldo*
*snorts a dorito by mistake before the video cuts out*

Now THAT is reality TV I would gladly watch . . . While eating a bag Doritos . . .
In a 3 wolf gas station T-shirt . . . And a Hot Topic belt . . .

#SummersEve

 

[dustnight]

I would personally pin this on the following three things:

1. Nick's wifi setup is probably trash
2. He may have downgraded his internet to save money
3. Rumble's infrastructure is shit and can't deal with packet loss, high latency, or bursty connections

4. The Balldo lies