Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 27.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 48 15.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 107 35.0%

  • Total voters
    306
Honestly, it wouldn't surprise me if the Balldoguards try to run with that. @Himedall All-seeing Waifu already pointed out last month that Spectre is running with the cope that Nick was totally wonderful and genuine all these years, but then evil Kayla corrupted him, and that's why everything is now a mess. It might even be a directed narrative from Nick.
Similarly, I don't believe Kayla was unhappy with her body (at least at first), as much as I believe NICK was unhappy with her body.
The notion that the woman would make a pious man to go cruising in gay bars is hysterical. Not to say a woman that is controlled to the point of being shamed into multiple plastic surgeries. That´s a hell of cope by Balldo washers...
 
1. I just now noticed that each of the wolves have different colored eyes. Alpha at the top has blue eyes, middle wolf has green eyes, and bottom bitch has brown eyes. April, Kayla, and Nick all have blue eyes, so what could this represent?
Could be related to this, I suspect Ethan Ralph has seen it as well.
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I have changed my view on Faran's claim about that conversation she allegedly had with Nick years ago. The one where Nick claimed Kayla wanted to swing. I initially wrote it off as bullshit that couldn't be corroborated, but I now think it that conversation probably happened pretty close to how Faran related. What I think, though, is Nick was projecting on Kayla something he very much wanted to do himself. At most, I would believe they both mutually came to realization they wanted to do this crap.

Didn't she post a screenshot of the text exchange at some point? The convo obviously happened, but Nick was lying. He was broaching the topic with Faran because he wanted to bang Faran. He was easing into the convo with her to see if she'd be open to it. "My wife wants us to open our relationship...but I'd only be comfortable if I could do that with someone I knew and trusted. I know and trust you, Faran". There is no way wife swapping was Qayla's idea, it was obviously the brainchild of Nick.

I COULD believe that he learned she was talking sweetly with the Star Trek guy and that lead to the swinging. I've known people who got cheated on and responded to it with "I'll forgive you if you let me cheat on you in return". It's psychopathic but people do it, and I can totally see Nick seeing Qayla having an "emotional affair" and convincing her to let him bang other women as retribution.

Re: the nose bleed video - he didn't get popped in the face, guys. The nosebleed is from the cocaine. You can even tell he's high when he gets back on camera.
 
Didn't she post a screenshot of the text exchange at some point?
No.

Some guy (name escapes me, atm) she was talking to had texts leaked where she related to that guy what she and Nick talked about. Those are the texts everybody saw (and have been posted in this thread a number of times).

Nick responded to that leak by claiming that Faran misunderstood what he told her, and Faran seemingly went along with that. My guess is maybe she just didn't want the drama. Nick still had a fairly healthy fanbase then (read: people who would go after her, as some did).

There's presumably nothing to leak regarding the conversation between her and Nick concerning swinging, because the conversation wasn't in text. It was voice, or voice and video. Allegedly very early in the morning. Both drunk. Not recorded.

That's why people (like me) were on the fence as to whether to believe her. The only real evidence was her word. However, since it's 100% confirmed Nick is a swinger, it's more likely than not she was telling the truth. Or close enough anyways.

If Nick was a participant in those texts that were leaked, the swinger speculation could have been confirmed years earlier.

The convo obviously happened, but Nick was lying. He was broaching the topic with Faran because he wanted to bang Faran.
Yes, I now lean towards him wanting a threesome with Faran and Kayla, but claiming it was Kayla that wanted it.

Again, maybe Kayla wanted it too, but I don't believe for a second he didn't also.

Hence, I will roll my eyes at anybody that tries to blame all of Rekieta's troubles on Kayla alone. He's a control freak. If that's the narrative Balldoguards want to go with, they're stupid and deserve to be mocked.

Nick's downfall is entirely Nick's fault.

EDIT: Clarity.
 
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Like, he's gonna get Riley (an absolute moron that does everything Dick tells him to do, including illegal things) outright shot. A lot of people will say "good," but cows dying violently ain't really my thing.
In the devil's advocate of this situation, Riley's so batshit I think if Dick didn't get to him, someone else would have. Be them CIA operatives or retards like Quarter pounder, Crackieta, Ralphamale, etc.
 
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I am just hoping he gets his one day. While this shit is funny to some extent, I can't help but think his influence is downright dangerous at times. Like, he's gonna get Riley (an absolute moron that does everything Dick tells him to do, including illegal things) outright shot. A lot of people will say "good," but cows dying violently ain't really my thing.
Riley uses a sadly damaged ditz of a woman to make piss porn videos and pimps her out as a party favor to Juju's special guests. He stalks and threatens people. He deals drugs. He essentially makes his living as a henchman for a batshit crazy sociopath who likes dressing up as a cow and getting fucked in the ass.

Living that kind of life and making those kinds of choices invite a certain amount of risk. Whatever happens, he's got it coming. Fuck that guy.
 
I see this new narrative forming. That Kayla cheated on Nick, and that is why Nick opened up their marriage.
We can try and entertain this idea. Let's assume it's true. Lots of people cheat and it's very rarely without a reason. Sometimes the reason makes sense while other times it does not.
1. Why did she cheat on him?
2. Why didn't he respond with divorce?

The likely answer to the first question was Skelly's demeaning comments towards her, publicly made. If he said that in public, what would he say in private? Expect it to be far worse. She wasn't getting any affection or attention from Balldo, she banished herself to Star Trek games and binge watching the episodes as escapism.

The second answer is even more obvious. Once Balldo found out, he didn't just put an end to it, he wanted to go further. Ever heard the saying of give 500 picograms, you'll go above 5000? Maybe Qayla wanted a lesbian encounter since the opposite sex failed her and Balldo wanted to turn this into a threesome, like many shitty pornsick men do when they find out. Maybe Balldo was already cheating on her, let's for convenience define his thirsty comments towards MANdy as aggressively monogamous.

Either way it's his fault. I didn't make any rules, he's the one that fetishises trad larping.

Everybody left in Nick's camp now seems to have pretty serious moral or ethical issues.
Well there's a certain pagan Satanist druggie that's.
Oh wait.
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If I recall April's story correctly from back when she was with Imholte, she only has one Ovary, and has additional health complications that make her infertile, so if she is pregnant (and those stories were true) it would be something of a miracle.

I suppose it would be a Ralpha-male style win for Nick over his hated rival, what with the liberal use of medicinal cocaine allowing his seed to find purchase where Aaron's couldn't. Big L for everyone else though, especially a doomed new child.

All that said, I wouldn't count on a little Rackets bastard being the next sub-plot. April's a retarded coke whore, and God's comedy act has already taken many forms in this story. Who knows what she's actually talking about?
Nick's also probably got a combo of whiskey dick and ED from constant cooming

Doubt he can even get erect to try to impregnate her
 
Nick's also probably got a combo of whiskey dick and ED from constant cooming

Doubt he can even get erect to try to impregnate her
:really: : Wrong in every single detail as always incel prude.

Everyone knows cum is stored in the balls, using the balldo is thus the optimal delivery path for the seed. A shorter distance means the spermatozoa can easily impregnate even the most barren of eggs, doing 26.6 grams of cocaine before balldoing ensures the gametes are packed with energy for the trip.

Maybe you would know all this if you understood social cues, but I would not expect you scandinavian incels to talk to women, you freeze like you're a navy seal browsing the taco bell menu.
 
:really: : Wrong in every single detail as always incel prude.

Everyone knows cum is stored in the balls, using the balldo is thus the optimal delivery path for the seed. A shorter distance means the spermatozoa can easily impregnate even the most barren of eggs, doing 26.6 grams of cocaine before balldoing ensures the gametes are packed with energy for the trip.

Maybe you would know all this if you understood social cues, but I would not expect you scandinavian incels to talk to women, you freeze like you're a navy seal browsing the taco bell menu.
3.7 Rekietas.
Not enough non-sequitur racism for a full 4.
 
Then suddenly, for no reason, April decided to UNPIN the only pics she has with Nick on Instagram. They used to be pinned proudly at the very top of her profile, but now you gotta scroll down to find them. What gives?
Most likely done at the orders of Qover Qommander.

"Worst day" is a moving target for Rekieta right now.
Calling it now - his next "worst day" will be when he is found guilty.
Bastard. The only name that matters
Here's my contribution - Buck. A portmanteau of bastard and cuck.
 
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