Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Aunt Carol]

Almost as if she grew out of it by herself, took on “ftm” as a personality and that these wacko women automatically call any unpleasant feeling “dysphoria”.

This is the problem, though. "Gender dysphoria" has had such good PR that if you just say "dysphoria," people assume the "gender" part.

The only exception is the new-n-shiny "rejection-sensitive dysphoria," and the kind of people who like to claim it are usually pooners or Tumblrites already.

 

[Magic Pickle]

Wasn't sure if I'd ever seen this chick posted in any of the trans threads, but I just came across her today and I am bowled over by her appearance. Behold: Reddit pooner u/HydeVDL, who has some of the most shocking hirsuitism I've seen from a pooner.

Spoiler: She is topless in this one, but no nips or scars to be seen.

The most alarming part? According to OP, she is in her early 20s:

 

[Syikeblade]

Wasn't sure if I'd ever seen this chick posted in any of the trans threads, but I just came across her today and I am bowled over by her appearance. Behold: Reddit pooner u/HydeVDL, who has some of the most shocking hirsuitism I've seen from a pooner.
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Spoiler: She is topless in this one, but no nips or scars to be seen.

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The most alarming part? According to OP, she is in her early 20s:
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She looks like a mini Boogie

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

The most alarming part? According to OP, she is in her early 20s:

Surely the 53 year old on Grindr picking up hairy obese girls in their early 20s is a sane and stable member of society who could be trusted to not be in the middle of a sex crime/killing spree.

 

[behindyourightnow]

Wasn't sure if I'd ever seen this chick posted in any of the trans threads, but I just came across her today and I am bowled over by her appearance. Behold: Reddit pooner u/HydeVDL, who has some of the most shocking hirsuitism I've seen from a pooner.
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Spoiler: She is topless in this one, but no nips or scars to be seen.

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The most alarming part? According to OP, she is in her early 20s:
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I know I should be horrified, but I'm almost impressed. I know some women are quite hairy, but she seems to have been completely, within a normal female range of hairiness in the before pictures! Maybe instead of using a patch of testosterone cream on her arm she filled a bathtub with it and just soaked in it every night?

I'll give it to her, she passes in pictures. Although you'll notice that she still has that weird "permanently surprised + raised eyebrows" look that white FtMs get when their whole face looks masculine except for the flatter brow bone. Her eyes look kind of odd as well, I can't tell if it's part of the FtM uncanny-valley look or if she needs her thyroid checked.

 

[Surfin Terf]

Eh, most pooners have a molested as a child story anyways. If I take a shot every time someone proclaimed to be FTM and then proceed to tell the internet they were molested in the same post, I would be going into liver failure

Do you also believe that every TiM was bullied for being too feminine as a child?

Wasn't sure if I'd ever seen this chick posted in any of the trans threads, but I just came across her today and I am bowled over by her appearance. Behold: Reddit pooner u/HydeVDL, who has some of the most shocking hirsuitism I've seen from a pooner.
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Spoiler: She is topless in this one, but no nips or scars to be seen.

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The most alarming part? According to OP, she is in her early 20s:
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Nice try, that’s just Quinton Hoover!

 

[batteredpancakes]

Wasn't sure if I'd ever seen this chick posted in any of the trans threads, but I just came across her today and I am bowled over by her appearance. Behold: Reddit pooner u/HydeVDL, who has some of the most shocking hirsuitism I've seen from a pooner.

This interaction made me laugh. She has a post up on r/malegrooming and a man roasts her about how weird she looks. The man is unaware that it's a FTM btw
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The 3rd pic shows she's still pre-top surgery.

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Man:
You sir, are a hairy ass dude. 5 and 4 are the worst lol. 5 You see that big flap of meat hanging under your chin. And your sideburns are way too low for no beard. 4. this style made me laugh lol. Very bad as well and it is really assymetrical shaven. 3 is very bushy but not too bad looking imo, only you should shave your cheeks a bit imo. 2, normal slight beard with which you can never go wrong and always looks good but yet again cheeks need to be trimmed properly so you have a model in it. One is a weird ass looking beard but for some weird reason I kinda like it… my opinion is n2 or 3 though (somewhere inbetween in lenght). With your very frizzy hair and then the frizzy unkempt beards do give a bit of an dirty, unsanitary look. This is something I always try to avoid cause the last thing I want people thinking about me is me being unclean (even though I often am lol). If u can’t fix your hair to appear more clean, I would seriously consider getting a shorter. Fresh looking cut with short sides and maybe medium to long on top. I think it could look really good. I’d also shave that chest hair off cause all I see is hair when I look at you.

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Pooner:
i was gonna type a long reply but that last part shows me you got no taste fr

why would i shave my chest lol

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Man: Because you look like a gorilla

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Pooner: you don't like gorillas? i think they're funny

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Man: unny yes, pretty… depends on who you ask I guess lol

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Pooner: ngl I'm the type of guy to fall in love with bigfoot

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Man: Wel that is great… that means you don’t need a partner, you can just fall in love with yourself lol

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Pooner: nah I'm too young for myself

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

This interaction made me laugh. She has a post up on r/malegrooming and a man roasts her about how weird she looks. The man is unaware that it's a FTM btw

That stare.

"Uncle Willy, this morning you look like a tree full of owls."

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Is it just me or are there ALWAYS pooners working at craft stores like Michael's and Joannes?? Not Hobby Lobby though lol

The Hobby Lobby women are the Aidens from a different universe, but instead bottle blonde and Christian.

 

[ephermeral]

Man, if someone started circulating patterns, Li'l Pooners could fill the folk art space left by golliwogs and comedic negros. It's not racist; they're pink!

For years I've been wanting a socially acceptable way to quench my thirst for racist tchotchkes, thanks pooners!

I think we need a "Transphobic arts and crafts" thread..

Yes please! Anytime I meet anyone irl who is into crafty stuff, they're also labia deep into gender ideology. Or, worse yet, they're pooners. Making new friends in your 30s is hard, but I'll never be that down bad. Crafty pooners seems to be a trend:

Is it just me or are there ALWAYS pooners working at craft stores like Michael's and Joannes?? Not Hobby Lobby though lol

Is that because of the whole birth control rigmarole, or did they have some type of gay Chick Filet incident as well? ... Exhibit A

Craft stores/arty places in general along with coffee shops always seem to be the Pooners habitat but yeah for some reason I've seen Pooners in Michael's a couple of times now you mention it.

Exhibit B

I was recently put onto the poonerism of andromasculinism/androsexuality: "Someone who identifies as androsexual is attracted to men, males, or those who identify on the masculine spectrum, regardless of whether they are assigned male at birth." And I'm like, who gives a fuck? Why must you loudly tag yourself with every applicable idpol term under then sun? It's just a pernicious form of consumerism and self-promotion that masquerades as activism and political action.

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

Wasn't sure if I'd ever seen this chick posted in any of the trans threads, but I just came across her today and I am bowled over by her appearance. Behold: Reddit pooner u/HydeVDL, who has some of the most shocking hirsuitism I've seen from a pooner.
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Spoiler: She is topless in this one, but no nips or scars to be seen.

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The most alarming part? According to OP, she is in her early 20s:
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I'll give her some credit, she looks like an obese terminally online NEET. Until she takes her shirt off. Those are still female boobs.

 

[Aunt Carol]

For years I've been wanting a socially acceptable way to quench my thirst for racist tchotchkes, thanks pooners!

I bet there are golliwog patterns in old magazines, or people could reverse-engineer them. Just use pink fabric, neon yarn for the hair, and sew some ears in the head-seam so you can put in gauges.

 

[Your old Livejournal]

The main reason the auto-androphilic FtMs poon out is to avoid male sexual attention. It's the exact same logic as anorexia- they want to make themselves scary looking so they can be feminine without being sexual entities. Some were molested (those are the ones that are hypersexual), some are just wet blankets that have difficulty saying "no" (those are the ones that want to be gay boys), some have peter-pan syndrome (those are the ones that want to be athletic sporty boys). FtMs tend to be more feminine than other women, because by forbidding themselves from anything that attracts male attention they develop a complex about it. The classic FtM is a tomboy lesbian, but transtrenders and the victims of ROGD are girly girls who think they'll get raped if they wear a frilly dress without a disgusting pube beard.

That might be true for some, but lurk in any fandom space and you'll quickly see that the yaoi to trans pipeline is very real because these girlies want to be uwu cute anime guys in wholesome, sexy gay relationships.

Not to PL, but I have a close friend who's brainwashed herself during the pandemic by watching those Thai BL shows. She now whines about gender envy for those effeminate Thai actors and longs to be one of them. She's in her mid-30s, so it's especially tragic, but it's impossible to see that a) most of those actors aren't even gay and are just, wait for it, acting and b) that as a white girl she'll never be one of them even if she has dozens of surgeries. She used to laugh at Ollie London, now she'd do the same if she had the money.

I'd wager the majority of pooners simply messed their brains up from the combo of too much yaoi + gender woo woo talk on reddit and tumblr where these idiots all validate each other's "kweer male identities".

 

[whahahahaha]

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Holy fuck Thomas Hamilton came back from the dead and grew a beard!

 

[goat sneed]

Legaltweetz proves yet again to have no legal savvy, despite looking as ghoulish as Alan Dershowitz.
This story starts with Fred Sargeant. A white gay guy that was involved with the Stonewall riots but never gets brought up as much as the two colored crossdressers. It probably has to do with him being one of the few figureheads that don't support troonery. Anyway, he was calling out the freakshow Sophie Molly, the litigious, disgusting troon that dabbles in UK politics.

Spoiler: Disgusting troonery

Erica, like so many pooners, arrives to protect the feelings of degenerate men:

Aaaand she demonstrates that she has no clue what revenge porn means.


As with all troons, people should bend themselves to conform to their warped reality. And that extends to law itself.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Wasn't sure if I'd ever seen this chick posted in any of the trans threads, but I just came across her today and I am bowled over by her appearance. Behold: Reddit pooner u/HydeVDL, who has some of the most shocking hirsuitism I've seen from a pooner.
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Spoiler: She is topless in this one, but no nips or scars to be seen.

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The most alarming part? According to OP, she is in her early 20s:
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Morbid Obesity is the transition lifehack

 

[Procrastinhater]

Holy fuck Thomas Hamilton came back from the dead and grew a beard!
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Who the fuck is that?
Is that a Pooner? It looks kind off Poonery but it could just be a dumpy low T male.

 

[Lunatic Fringe]

Who the fuck is that?
Is that a Pooner? It looks kind off Poonery but it could just be a dumpy low T male.

The cunt who killed kids in Dunblane. It made handguns (mostly) illegal in the UK with his actions. Very low T male and nonce.

 

[Procrastinhater]

The cunt who killed kids in Dunblane. It made handguns (mostly) illegal in the UK with his actions. Very low T male and nonce.

Motherfucker.
Did the cops get him at least or was he one of those fucks that eats a bullet themself?

 

[Cemetery Support]

Pooner records her voice on t progression
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I have realized I cannot lurk the tranny horrorshow threads too long or I start to get really sad. Theres just too many examples of people who were not immune to propaganda, and destroyed their bodies at it's guidance.