Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Procrastinhater]

So… Just found r/ftmpunished.

Wtf is going on here?!

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I like to think of myself as “not easily shocked” but what in the fuck?!

You found the ftmpunished sub?

Those girls ain't right.

 

[800 Chupacabras]

I have encountered my first pooner in the wild, in a coffee shop in a small rural town. They look exactly like your typical post here - short, squat, misshapen, pierced septum and eyebrow. The pooner T-voice was odd. They spoke in a vocal fry like MoistCritikal, but it did indeed sound froggy. Gotta say I never expected to see a lil dood in my hick ass neck of the woods.

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

The main reason the auto-androphilic FtMs poon out is to avoid male sexual attention. It's the exact same logic as anorexia- they want to make themselves scary looking so they can be feminine without being sexual entities. Some were molested (those are the ones that are hypersexual), some are just wet blankets that have difficulty saying "no" (those are the ones that want to be gay boys), some have peter-pan syndrome (those are the ones that want to be athletic sporty boys). FtMs tend to be more feminine than other women, because by forbidding themselves from anything that attracts male attention they develop a complex about it. The classic FtM is a tomboy lesbian, but transtrenders and the victims of ROGD are girly girls who think they'll get raped if they wear a frilly dress without a disgusting pube beard.

"Ehrm they're just little uwu babies who don't like the icky male gaze." I encourage you to lurk more.

 

[LMlurker]

How are you going to say that right after a discussion about r/FTMpunished

Obviously heterosexual women who think that all men want to rape them are going to have twisted sexual fantasies. The women on that sub are the first type, the likely molestation victims that mutilate themselves so they aren't attractive to men. They have a rape kink because that's what they think sex is.

 

[Digital Thunder]

Obviously heterosexual women who think that all men want to rape them are going to have twisted sexual fantasies. The women on that sub are the first type, the likely molestation victims that mutilate themselves so they aren't attractive to men. They have a rape kink because that's what they think sex is.

Now, this might come as a shock to you, but quite a bit of the time twisted people are twisted just because they're twisted.

It doesn't necessarily take spending half your childhood getting molested to end up a poster in a fucked up fetish forum. Some eggs are just bad.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Obviously heterosexual women who think that all men want to rape them are going to have twisted sexual fantasies.

I see. And are men with twisted fantasies that way because they were victimized?

 

[LMlurker]

I see. And are men with twisted fantasies that way because they were victimized?

Yeah, whether through nonsexual child abuse or out-n-out molestation. How many sex pest cows had great childhoods? It's not like Chris Chan was genetically predisposed to mother-rape; you're the product of your circumstances.

 

[pink cigarettes]

You found the ftmpunished sub?

Those girls ain't right.

I recall a new farmer being horrified at the existence of that sub, and assuming that the pooner pics had been posted there by perverted 3rd parties. Nope, just the self-hating degenerate ladies themselves!

 

[Procrastinhater]

I have encountered my first pooner in the wild, in a coffee shop in a small rural town. They look exactly like your typical post here - short, squat, misshapen, pierced septum and eyebrow. The pooner T-voice was odd. They spoke in a vocal fry like MoistCritikal, but it did indeed sound froggy. Gotta say I never expected to see a lil dood in my hick ass neck of the woods.

We live rural Deep South and I never used to see them around here unless I had a job in a college town (where theres always been a few) but I've seen a couple around recently. I had to find a new sandwich shop because they hired a fucking Pooner and I don't want them handling my food.
No Troons, just Pooners so far. I think Troons would attract more open ridicule but nobody seems to notice or care about Pooners and they blend in better at a glance than overt AGP freaks, folk probably just think they're dumpy little butch dykes, which I guess they are when you get past their gender bullshit.

 

[SomeSpook]

We live rural Deep South and I never used to see them around here unless I had a job in a college town (where theres always been a few) but I've seen a couple around recently. I had to find a new sandwich shop because they hired a fucking Pooner and I don't want them handling my food.
No Troons, just Pooners so far. I think Troons would attract more open ridicule but nobody seems to notice or care about Pooners and they blend in better at a glance than overt AGP freaks, folk probably just think they're dumpy little butch dykes, which I guess they are when you get past their gender bullshit.

I live in the deep south too. In my entire five or six years of living down here, I've rarely ever seen a pooner or a troon. I can only recall only seeing two pooners. One at a home depot to wring my stuff and another at a doctor's appointment. I can recall the doctor's appointment pooner vividly.

 

[Fapcop]

I had to find a new sandwich shop because they hired a fucking Pooner and I don't want them handling my food.

Sensible. Pooners have the same awful hygiene standards as troons, and on top of that have testosterone temper and a giant chip on their shoulders, making it more likely that they’ll actively fuck with your food.

I hope you let the owner know in a nice, non confrontational way about why you take your business elsewhere.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Sensible. Pooners have the same awful hygiene standards as troons, and on top of that have testosterone temper and a giant chip on their shoulders, making it more likely that they’ll actively fuck with your food.

I hope you let the owner know in a nice, non confrontational way about why you take your business elsewhere.

I didn't actually but I maybe should have. It was a while ago though.
I'm not sure if there even is a nice non confrontational way to tell the owner that hiring a Fujo to make people's sandwiches is fucking disgusting and he should be ashamed of himself anyway.

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

Now, this might come as a shock to you, but quite a bit of the time twisted people are twisted just because they're twisted.

It doesn't necessarily take spending half your childhood getting molested to end up a poster in a fucked up fetish forum. Some eggs are just bad.

Eh, most pooners have a molested as a child story anyways. If I take a shot every time someone proclaimed to be FTM and then proceed to tell the internet they were molested in the same post, I would be going into liver failure

 

[KateHikes14]

Eh, most pooners have a molested as a child story anyways. If I take a shot every time someone proclaimed to be FTM and then proceed to tell the internet they were molested in the same post, I would be going into liver failure

They are telling you what gets them off and/or what excuplipates them of their actions, if you (the reader) believe them you (the reader) probably believe that every homeless person you meet is a "Vietnam veteran let down by his country "

 

[Fapcop]

Lil pooner gets dysphoric from… No longer feeling dysphoric!



How very strange! Almost as if she grew out of it by herself, took on “ftm” as a personality and that these wacko women automatically call any unpleasant feeling “dysphoria”.

Oh well, surely nothing testosterone can’t fix! Don’t question things lil dood!

 

[Procrastinhater]

Lil pooner gets dysphoric from… No longer feeling dysphoric!

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How very strange! Almost as if she grew out of it by herself, and these wacko women automatically call any unpleasant feeling “dysphoria”.

Oh well, surely nothing testosterone can’t fix! Don’t question things lil dood!

I can't find the fucking post again but I found one with a Pooner that's complaining she had never felt dysphoria (but you don't need dysphoria to be twans you heccin' bigots!!) but got on T anyway because the Cult convinced her being a Tomboy meant she's really a manly dood inside, and now her body has started changing she's actually feeling dysphoric for real because the frog voice, gross beginnings of a hyena clit, scabby beard and receding hairline are really fucking with her head.
I shouldn't laugh because they're victims of a brainwashing death Cult, but it was so funny going back through her posts whining about the heccin' chuds and twans rights and all that shit, and then when the Testosterone starts doing what Testosterone does when you abuse it all of a sudden she doesn't feel human in her own skin.
FAAFO Li'l Pooner.
This is what you chose.
There is no turning back.

 

[Fapcop]

They are telling you what gets them off and/or what excuplipates them of their actions, if you (the reader) believe them you (the reader) probably believe that every homeless person you meet is a "Vietnam veteran let down by his country "

This. Life is easier when you can blame things out of your control for your misfortune, instead of a cluster B personality syndrome or just being maladjusted.

People of gender aren’t the most reliable of narraters.

I can't find the fucking post again but I found one with a Pooner that's complaining she had never felt dysphoria (but you don't need dysphoria to be twans you heccin' bigots!!) but got on T anyway because the Cult convinced her being a Tomboy meant she's really a manly dood inside, and now her body has started changing she's actually feeling dysphoric for real because the frog voice, gross beginnings of a hyena clit, scabby beard and receding hairline are really fucking with her head.
I shouldn't laugh because they're victims of a brainwashing death Cult, but it was so funny going back through her posts whining about the heccin' chuds and twans rights and all that shit, and then when the Testosterone starts doing what Testosterone does when you abuse it all of a sudden she doesn't feel human in her own skin.
FAAFO Li'l Pooner.
This is what you chose.
There is no turning back.

Insanity. I’ve seen quite a few of them complaining about the hairline changes especially. (But the Kermit voice is no big deal?!)

Guess they all want to be thin twinks with long, glorious locks holding hands with strong men and talking about feelings.

 

[PinKopyKat]

The main reason the auto-androphilic FtMs poon out is to avoid male sexual attention.

In my experience it has been more a mix of autismo and fascination for yaoi.
Not that it has been exclusively that but weird Anime has always been key to their identity. That and I guess a form of peer preassure in really gay and retarded circles.
Oddly enough thats the thing that MtFs have in common with actual women the most.

 

[pink cigarettes]

We live rural Deep South and I never used to see them around here unless I had a job in a college town (where theres always been a few) but I've seen a couple around recently. I had to find a new sandwich shop because they hired a fucking Pooner and I don't want them handling my food.
No Troons, just Pooners so far. I think Troons would attract more open ridicule but nobody seems to notice or care about Pooners and they blend in better at a glance than overt AGP freaks, folk probably just think they're dumpy little butch dykes, which I guess they are when you get past their gender bullshit.

Is it just me or are there ALWAYS pooners working at craft stores like Michael's and Joannes?? Not Hobby Lobby though lol

 

[Procrastinhater]

Is it just me or are there ALWAYS pooners working at craft stores like Michael's and Joannes?? Not Hobby Lobby though lol

Craft stores/arty places in general along with coffee shops always seem to be the Pooners habitat but yeah for some reason I've seen Pooners in Michael's a couple of times now you mention it.