Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AltisticRight]

Everyone knows cum is stored in the balls, using the balldo is thus the optimal delivery path for the seed. A shorter distance means the spermatozoa can easily impregnate even the most barren of eggs, doing 26.6 grams of cocaine before balldoing ensures the gametes are packed with energy for the trip.

I read 40 human anatomy science paper things on NIH, it must be true!

 

[Oxyjen]

If I recall April's story correctly from back when she was with Imholte, she only has one Ovary, and has additional health complications that make her infertile, so if she is pregnant (and those stories were true) it would be something of a miracle.

All of that means she wasn’t using any sort of contraceptive, and miracles do, as we know, happen.

 

[not william stenchever]

My 8-ball told me that Judgement Day will fall on page 6969 of this thread.

You use cocaine for divination, Rackets uses it for sad limp dick extramarital sex. The two are not the same.

 

[Swole McPole]

RichardNickson Rekieta.

RichardDrexson Rekieta more like.

 

[RudyRayMoore]

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I would bet if true, the baby would come out half black

 

[Oxyjen]

This baby will be heir to the Ralphafortune and you all know it.

 

[part timer]

This baby will be heir to the Ralphafortune and you all know it.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

That would be a literal crack baby and that would be the tragic part of all of it. Kid never had a chance.

 

[repentance]

I think he will be shocked to see the video of him saying this because he's based his defense on him not saying it, even though he did on video.

I'm sure his lawyer looked at the video and informed him that he actually said it.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I'm sure his lawyer looked at the video and informed him that he actually said it.

If the dick does fit, you must acquit.

Nick's defense will be to demonstrate in court that a tiny penis would fit into Motograph's mouth, so it could in theory be possible and therefore he is not liable.

 

[Kulee Baba]

If Nick really managed to put some baby batter in April's oven then I really do believe he's going to move out of state as soon as the trials are wrapped up.

Does he divorce Kayla? I used to think no but damn I think Kayla has to have a backbone somewhere. How the hell do you explain this all to your brood of children? This poor woman needs to secure however much money she can get out of Nick because this guy is just never going to stop partying until his heart finally blows up. But anyway if they split up then yeah I think Nick will go to with April to California to be with Daddy Dick Masterson. He probably believes being in LA will give him greater opportunities to broadcast with the other e-Celebs. Essentially he's going to be the right wing equivalent to Destiny. Wow, even comparing him to Destiny is unfair to Lil Steven because at least Steven keeps his Adderall usage at a moderately tolerable level.

But this is all baseless speculation from a schmuck who stayed up all night to finish paperwork, I hope this is just gossip but I feel it's real. Seriously I thought Nick had reached rock bottom months back, and then he got arrested for having an oz of coke in his bedroom. This guy just continues to disappoint me and sink to new lows.

I'm sorry Bossmanjack bros but if we find out April is pregnant Nick Rekieta is lolcow of the year 2024. He's destined to be the Tom Brady of lolcows.

 

[Strix454]

This baby will be heir to the Ralphafortune and you all know it.

Xander will get the pine swamp on Ralph Road and Ronnie's crack shack.
Rozy will inherit Ralph's truck.
A third baby will likely inherit a stack of bills and a line of angry people.

Someday there shall be a multi-part documentary series in the style of Netflix's "Mr. McMahon" covering the life and legacy of Ethan Oliver Ralph.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

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People should get banned for fake AI shit like this.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

People should get banned for fake shit like this.

What do you mean? Did you think that was a real image? That was a meme. I thought it was obvious.
Do you want to ban people who make sarcastic posts that others don't understand too?
Do we need a disclaimer for retards in every post now?
I understand a disclaimer for fake screenshots memes, but this I thought it was very obvious.

EDIT: Jannies clarified that it is indeed required to disclaim AI content.

 

[repentance]

Do we need a disclaimer for retards in every post now?

I thought Null introduced a rule requiring it, or was that only in certain forums?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

What do you mean? Did you think that was a real image? That was a meme. I thought it was obvious.
Do you want to ban people who make sarcastic posts that others don't understand too?
Do we need a disclaimer for retards in every post now?
I understand a disclaimer for fake screenshots memes, but this I thought it was very obvious.

No a meme would've been a cartoon not a photorealistic image like that with zero commentary or explanation whatsoever. Please. Some of you just can't help giving Nick things to use to make himself the sympathetic figure.

 

[FedPostalService]

I thought Null introduced a rule requiring it, or was that only in certain forums?

So he’d have to report himself? Based.

 

[Necrosan]

No a meme would've been a cartoon not a photorealistic image like that with zero commentary or explanation. Please. Some of you just can't help giving Nick things to use to make himself the sympathetic figure.

I wish more people would understand this, what the fuck does an AI picture of Rekieta and April being pregnant even add to the discussion? It's just going to give Rekieta more ammo. The user who made that picture also made extra sure April barely had any clothing. Absolute garbage tier post made by a coomer.

 

[Lian Xing]

People should get banned for fake AI shit like this.

No a meme would've been a cartoon not a photorealistic image like that with zero commentary or explanation whatsoever. Please. Some of you just can't help giving Nick things to use to make himself the sympathetic figure.

>no tattoos on either one of the degenerates
How did you not recognize it as a fake?

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

I wish more people would understand this, what the fuck does an AI picture of Rekieta and April being pregnant even add to the discussion? It's just going to give Rekieta more ammo.

Sorry, but this is pure faggotry. I will not censor my memes because the cow will cry about this later.
I though I was here to laugh at Rekieta. I did not even think that post was funny, but I understood it was just a meme.