DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[AGoodBrazilian]

I don't think I've ever heard a man say, "I want to spend time with my wife", unless it's one of those obviously gay men trying to pretend to be straight to win elections. Even more so when Phil's idea of 'spending time' doesn't involve having sex or going out to do something fun. It’s just sitting next to Khet, watching some retard TLC show, while he plays WWE Champions

 

[SamuraiHitler]

I'm not sure if this is just nitpicking the way phil talks or if he is legitimately this dumb, but recently he keeps mentioning opening the curtains to "let in fresh air" and seems to be conflating sunlight in his room and fresh air flow. There's no way he thinks opening the curtains but not the actual window is getting fresh air into that room, right? I've just never heard anyone say they are opening curtains to bring in fresh air. Does he actually think sunlight is fresh air?

Well he is retarded so it's not that farfetched.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I hope the "guys, I think the tips might be frozen" mini-scam is included in the counter, that's my favourite.

 

[Dave's Mailman]

DSP's stalking of Kino Casino and desperation inspired me to make this:

He really turned into a stan of Kino Casino and I feel like the next few weeks will get mildly interesting as the King goes through the 5 stages of grief.

 

[San Dimas High School]

He wants to make a T-shirt with his cat on it. I can't remember what he said, but didn't he have some strong words for Maximillion making money off his cat or something?

 

[Free Jasper]

Phillip has proven in the last few weeks that he is incapable of having a conversation with someone without launching into long, boring monologues about his detractors.

The weekly calls to his parents must be great.

 

[Kongolo]

He wants to make a T-shirt with his cat on it. I can't remember what he said, but didn't he have some strong words for Maximillion making money off his cat or something?

I'm trying to find it on PigPigGo, but I remember a clip of him saying that he would never"exploit" his son Jasper by selling merch or creating a tip goal or some other retarded thing involving the cat.

 

[CT 05]

Why does he wear those awful button ups that are too small for him? His fashion sense is awful. If he wants to look like a 'mature adult" he should just get a decent polo or nicer T shirt. He looks ridiculous in those ill-fitting discount boomer shirts.

Because a respectable gentleman by the name of lowtiergod told him to work on his sexy! Which dsp did by buying these hideous shirts in a matter of weeks. Same reason for his new found passion of having shit behind him, LTG told him to fix his set up as well

 

[Lean In Ban]

He wants to make a T-shirt with his cat on it. I can't remember what he said, but didn't he have some strong words for Maximillion making money off his cat or something?

I think Phil had a gripe with Max over him uploading a tribute video for his dog that passed away about 1.5 to 2 years ago. If nothing else put Phil on Max’s avoid at all costs list this one instance definitely did it.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

I remember it was Max's cat dog that passed away and Max had some merch of him prior to that. Phil, the one who made a video monetizing the death of FGC members before, was outraged that someone would make merch of their pet that fans loved and went on a rant about how Max has no morals and he would never do that.

This was after he asked for 1000 dollars to reveal Jasper, btw. I hope people call him out relentlessly if he pushes the Jasper merch thing, especially on Twitter because those replies are so low effort. Motherfuckers wanted Phil to open his replies for years and now all they reply is "you retard your wife is fat".

EDIT: Quick search. I assume it was this:

Bonus:
2 years ago:

5 months ago:

"Wow dood, I can't believe Maximilian Dood ignored me, how rude! I guess he thinks he's too big for me or something, right? Wow, what a fucking douchebag, I've never done anything to the guy"

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Wait wait wait ... you mean the fat righteous sounding bible quoting pig is a ... hypocrite grifter?
NO WAY DUDE!

He lives in Mississauga with all the other people who don't wear shoes. Of course he's a grifter.

He wants to make a T-shirt with his cat on it. I can't remember what he said, but didn't he have some strong words for Maximillion making money off his cat or something?

His dog, actually. Not to mention, in typical Phil fashion, he used these bitch sessions to make digs at Max after his dog died.

 

[Pargon]

He lives in Mississauga with all the other people who don't wear shoes.

For a moment and for reasons passing far beyond understanding (fatigue, it’s Friday, I’m already baked) I thought this meant that rackets lives in southern Ontario, and was about to post as hard as I could about how many pieces this puts together about his personality.

Oh well.

 

[Arpharp8976Fire]

I don't think I've ever heard a man say, "I want to spend time with my wife", unless it's one of those obviously gay men trying to pretend to be straight to win elections. Even more so when Phil's idea of 'spending time' doesn't involve having sex or going out to do something fun. It’s just sitting next to Khet, watching some retard TLC show, while he plays WWE Champions

I have but it's usually in the context of a guy who's so busy with his job and wants to change things so he has a better work life balance

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

For a moment and for reasons passing far beyond understanding (fatigue, it’s Friday, I’m already baked) I thought this meant that rackets lives in southern Ontario, and was about to post as hard as I could about how many pieces this puts together about his personality.

Oh well.

He does. He lives in the city that perpetually elected the same mayor for 36 years until she retired at 92. That's really the only noteworthy thing about Mississauga, other than the urban sprawl.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Speaking of...
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Did he post a biography?

Allegedly receives $200 tip. First doubts its legitimacy, then quickly pivots to, we hit the streak, detractors felted etc.
It's hilarious watching the gears turn in his oddly-shaped head in real time. Like when he first got viewbotted the other day, he was annoyed and ranted for a bit, went silent, then a lightbulb went off and he started shilling and begging just in case the views were "real" and from Cog or something. Pathetic

That he thinks detractors would viewbot him is retarded. Why waste that money?

Phil is so incompetent he's probably better off hiring someone for a piss easy task like installing a light fixture.

Was more interested in how Kat apparently fucking ripped a chandelier from the ceiling and they've just left wires dangling from the ceiling. Mike Clum must have been fucking lying out his ass if Phil's WAkahndo is basically looking like a crack house.

What no one caught about that tale is there is apparently a ladder there tall enough for khet to get up and wipe the blades but not one tall enough for Phail to put the fan back up according to him.

I'm not sure if this is just nitpicking the way phil talks or if he is legitimately this dumb, but recently he keeps mentioning opening the curtains to "let in fresh air" and seems to be conflating sunlight in his room and fresh air flow. There's no way he thinks opening the curtains but not the actual window is getting fresh air into that room, right? I've just never heard anyone say they are opening curtains to bring in fresh air. Does he actually think sunlight is fresh air?

The most you can be generous in his favor is that the window is actually open but curtains closed. Even then, does he think curtains are some magical barrier that air can't get around?

These two are relatively new, did he pick up this way of talking from the casino guys or has Dave been watching late night evangelical preacher sermons?

Steel Toe beggar

I don't think I've ever heard a man say, "I want to spend time with my wife",

You get it from people pretending to be adults. It's like the dork high school kid getting a girlfriend for the first time.

 

[Comma]

So, we're back at the same ol' style of begging. No more "KING" bullshit, no more fake "enthusiastic" rallying for support, no more SmugsydePhil. Just the le sigh depressed guilt-tripping from before the Kino Casino arc.

 

[PieceofShet]

So, we're back at the same ol' style of begging. No more "KING" bullshit, no more fake "enthusiastic" rallying for support, no more SmugsydePhil. Just the le sigh depressed guilt-tripping from before the Kino Casino arc.

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"Welcome home".

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Have the KC guys not invited him back? DSP probably thought he was gonna become a new permanent member of their shitty show.

 

[PieceofShet]

Have the KC guys not invited him back? DSP probably thought he was gonna become a new permanent member of their shitty show.

He said he is "in talk with them", but definetly not this month he said.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

That he thinks detractors would viewbot him is retarded. Why waste that money?

Everyone in Phil's vortex is retarded and willing to burn money, including detractors. Look at the money roll in when Craig does anything concerning Phil. And Suprcrzy getting thousands of dollars in his lame gofundme.