Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Piggy so enraged at the thought of having his woke slop intake reduced that he couldn't come up with anything coherent to say. "That's racist!!!" Fucking how? Racism brained retard.
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Rick would be the kind of person who would pretend to like nigger elves and john boyega's character in the new starslop to appear not racist. Nobody likes that shit. Even the black grognards I know don't pretend to like that shit. There is a certain kind of casual fan who has a toe dipped into many, many different autistic fandoms or hobbies whose primary interest in each fandom is whining about how racist or problematic it is. They also have an autistic passion, but it's for quota diversity, not any specific nerd interest.

This phenomenon really befuddled me until I started digging in to some of the whiny faggots I was seeing in some of my internet circles and discovering that a lot of them were all over the internet making the same complaints across dozens of communities. I knew there couldn't be that many retarded, joyless cunts in the world. They just appear to be a lot more common than they actually are because they're terminally online and crossposting across so many communities. I can see how people would see how common this shit is and then think WOW THIS IS A HUGE NEW DEMO, WE SHOULD TRY TO CHASE THEM!! then be surprised when they do that and end up flopping and destroying multi-billion dollar IPs because they were chasing a few thousand deranged but vocal web dwellers while antagonizing their old fanbase and also producing visually unappealing and lazy slop that normalfags who have no horse in the nerd culture wars simply don't care about.
 
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Never seen this one before. Really illustrates how flabby and devoid of muscle he is. He claims to work out, but he's not even one of those guys who goes to the gym and does nothing but curls because he only cares about having "big guns." Those are the rubbery chicken arms of someone who not only never lifts, but also has avoided any kind of physical labor his entire life.
Judge Holden said:
Really Pig?
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You are really gonna get sneery about someone else expressing their dislike of a popular comedian on xitter?
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This is such a window into Rick's brain. People won't admit it now that he's dead, but Robin Williams was actually pretty bad in most of the movies he did. Over the top in a way that was more irritating than funny. He was only really good in stuff like The Fisher King or Good Will Hunting where the director managed to rein him in and get him to act like a human being.
However, his wacky manic shit is super funny if you have the mentality of a 10 year old. And that's where Fatso comes in. The fact that he doesn't get Norm's jokes, but thinks that Robin Williams's non-sensical shrieking is the height of comedy tells you everything.

This just reminded me of the time Fat said that the Foo Fighters are the best rock band ever. The fact that he has the worst imaginable taste in everything is a really underappreciated aspect of his personality.
 
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Huddy Ledbetter said:
The fact that he has the worst imaginable taste in everything is a really underappreciated aspect of his personality.
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He really is the pasteurized processed American. He’s perfectly low-mediocre in every possible metric.

He’s not even as fat as Chantal. He can’t win anything.
 
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reptile baht spaniard rid said:
He really is the pasteurized processed American. He’s perfectly low-mediocre in every possible metric.
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Which would be fine if he just owned it. If he was just like "hey, I'm just a simple guy. I like the Foo Fighters and baseball." But he combines it with being a completely pompous condescending douche. He has to insist that everything he likes is akshually the best thing ever and if you don't realize that you're just cripplingly stupid, child. Even his stupid Rustang. I'd respect the hell out of someone who said "yeah, I know this isn't the greatest car in the world and a V6 Honda Accord could outrun it. But I think it's cool and it's paid for, so I'm gonna drive it until the wheels fall off." But, no. He has to act like he has something super special and dudes keep begging him to trade his car for their brand new 911 Turbos, but he just laughs in their faces.
Not that I'm complaining, because there's nothing funnier to me than watching this dumb Wisconsin hick pretend to be a hip urbanite. The time he posted a picture of some cheese and crackers and a strawberry and called it "charcuterie" is still one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
 
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Huddy Ledbetter said:
Not that I'm complaining, because there's nothing funnier to me than watching this dumb Wisconsin hick pretend to be a hip urbanite. The time he posted a picture of some cheese and crackers and a strawberry and called it "charcuterie" is still one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
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Really? Are you going to disrespect his beef Wellington or his locally heated tamales posts that much by leaving them out?
 
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"A lovely plate of bangers and mash" 🙄
 
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So he went to Ireland to get British garbage and a small shot of a liquor I can get a bottle for $39.95 at the LCBO? They must have had a good laugh at the stupid American. Should have got some boxty and some Redbreast, it's only a little more expensive but it's a fine 12 year old whiskey , though if you can, find some of the Tawny Port. If you can't afford it Patrick, just go for some Writers Tears instead. Though I'm always more partial to a good bottle of Chivas Regal from Scotland.
 
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Red Frida said:
Really? Are you going to disrespect his beef Wellington or his locally heated tamales posts that much by leaving them out?
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I must shamefully admit that I'm only vaguely aware of the infamous beef Wellington and I completely missed the tamales. There's just too much Fatso lore to keep up with it all!

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"We went to an authentic Irish pub called McHooligan's."
 
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Huddy Ledbetter said:
Never seen this one before. Really illustrates how flabby and devoid of muscle he is. He claims to work out, but he's not even one of those guys who goes to the gym and does nothing but curls because he only cares about having "big guns." Those are the rubbery chicken arms of someone who not only never lifts, but also has avoided any kind of physical labor his entire life.
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Irish Turtle said:
where is that from
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If I'm remembering it correctly, a sports bar offered to clear every tab in the bar if a specific football team lost. This is a rare wild Pat in which a tv crew for a local news caught him uproariously celebrating the injury of a player on that team (never let fatrick say a single word about empathy after this). One can only imagine how much booze our flabby patty consumed after that moment. The real hook to the story though? That team made a comeback and won in the end.
 
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Markorian said:
If I'm remembering it correctly, a sports bar offered to clear every tab in the bar if a specific football team lost. This is a rare wild Pat in which a tv crew for a local news caught him uproariously celebrating the injury of a player on that team (never let fatrick say a single word about empathy after this). One can only imagine how much booze our flabby patty consumed after that moment. The real hook to the story though? That team made a comeback and won in the end.
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It's wasn't just any player either, it was Aaron Rodgers, 4 time MVP who played for them for almost 20 years, and won them their only Superbowl Championship of the 21st century.

You'd think they'd have even the slightest bit of respect for him. I was honestly kinda shocked. Then I remembered these are dumb Midwest Wisconsin rube packers fans.
 
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Markorian said:
If I'm remembering it correctly, a sports bar offered to clear every tab in the bar if a specific football team lost. This is a rare wild Pat in which a tv crew for a local news caught him uproariously celebrating the injury of a player on that team (never let fatrick say a single word about empathy after this). One can only imagine how much booze our flabby patty consumed after that moment. The real hook to the story though? That team made a comeback and won in the end.
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I wonder how much money pat wasted overall on getting drunk
 
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Markorian said:
If I'm remembering it correctly, a sports bar offered to clear every tab in the bar if a specific football team lost.
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Different occasion. That was in 2023, the video of drunk Rick celebrating is from 2018.


2018


2023 (smile and optimism gone)
 
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