Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[RotPockets]

April would likely keep it, knowing that it’s probably her only shot at having her womb be used for something productive for once instead of a cum dumpster.

And it would be a free ticket to the Rekieta fortune. And Nicks heart!

As her wretched, spindly talons frantically scramble for that brass ring, she goes in to labor. A manic Nick abruptly leaves Qayla to stay with April in the hospital as her decrepit Balldo-catcher blows apart at the seams, sexually satisfying the lecherous husk of a man perched in the corner. Imagine the smell. After an excruciating birth, all nonlethal amounts of anesthesia were ineffective due to the absurd tolerance she developed with unfettered access to Nick’s Trust Fund. Just to have Nick’s parents demand a DNA test to discover it was Ethan Ralph’s cursed offspring draining the lifeblood from April and the Trust Fund, respectively. The Gape Ape was Gunted while Aaron was shadowboxing, the ultimate insult for a practicing cuck and all cuck adjacent participants, willing or not. Hogs are seemingly drawn to rank Bogs.

 

[Father Time]

Geez, he still isn't streaming, I'm kinda worried about his Rumble deal at this point....

Lol maybe the deal is to not stream on their site anymore

 

[Father Balldo]

It's Friday where's the stream? The one Nick promised to do in 1-2 days a week ago? We're waiting, Nicholas.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

It's Friday where's the stream? The one Nick promised to do in 1-2 days a week ago? We're waiting, Nicholas.

It is now 06:24pm where Nick lives.

 

[thebigdream]

It is now 06:24pm where Nick lives.

Okay cool we're just early. Really looking forward to this stream from my favourite lawtuber!

 

[Oxyjen]

Okay cool we're just early. Really looking forward to this stream from my favourite lawtuber!

There’s going to be a stream?? Happy days!

 

[Apis Mellifica]

Pre-stream jitters, Nick? Hey man, no worries. You're basically a practicing doctor (at least you're practicing something, right?) with your hyper in depth understanding of recreational drugs and how they can be used to treat ailments in children. Go ahead and run a line, heck make it two, let that sweet M-rated sugar get you perked up and ready to tackle all those stupid fucking kiwifags who just don't get how FUNNY and WEIRD the self immolation...I mean, valiant fight against unjust criminal charges, are.
They say with enough cocaine you'll be bulletproof, maybe a little more and you'll be impervious to those dumb pig cops and their corrupt bullshit charges. The Rail King deserves it after the hard past couple of months, after all! No better way to celebrate sobriety!

 

[Soapmore]

Good thing coke was in the kitchen - we don't know whose it was but it certainly wasn't Nick's!

Oh we know whose it was... //punches hand into other palm// ...THAT DAMN cuck Imholte!

And he woulda got away with it if it wasn't for those pesky farm kids.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

I’m sorry to be a party pooper, but April is not pregnant (yet). We can infer this from the fact that April got a tattoo within the last week, and pregnant women should not get tattoos.




Her basic bitch tree may have been penned by a local Willmar tattoo parlor called Dedicated Soul. One of the artists is April’s second most recent Instagram follow. No pictures on the page yet, though.



They also had a walk in deal on Monday, the same day April posted her new ink.



The thing is, tattoo artists will typically ask if you are pregnant and refuse to work on you if you are. Pregnancy hormones can change how the tattoo heals, and you’re more likely to get an infection. And even though there is an extremely small chance of contracting some kind of blood-borne illness, the risk is even greater with a baby on the way.

So unless April lied to the artist, or the tattoo parlor is really sleazy, or Lord Balldo impregnated April in the last week, she is not pregnant.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

It's the two year anniversary of his surge in paid Locals subscribers coming up. With absolutely no online presence of any kind to his remaining fans recently other than a broken promise to stream soon, I expect very high attrition of remaining annual subscribers.

 

[Schpoots]

Yeah man, the people snorting coke and having twister orgies definetly care about how a tattoo could affect the baby.
I don't care either way but just find it funny that people expect weirdos of this caliber to care about things like health or consequences lol.

 

[AnOminous]

HE doesn't get fucking 5 years to live??? REALLY GOD?! You picked the WRONG fucking guy dude!!!"

We don't know that Nick has five MONTHS to live, much less years.

Incidentally one of the riskiest periods for an addict is post-rehab because they often relapse to their previous level of consumption and can't handle it because their tolerance has dropped off.

Nick doesn't need to worry about that because he's not in rehab. Like he said, rehab is for ADDICTS. He just likes fun. He could totally quit whenever.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I’m sorry to be a party pooper, but April is not pregnant (yet). We can infer this from the fact that April got a tattoo within the last week, and pregnant women should not get tattoos.

Your point is well taken from a logical and rational standpoint, but this is a person who is or was the live-in nanny of a child who subsequently tested positive for hard drugs.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Yeah man, the people snorting coke and having twister orgies definetly care about how a tattoo could affect the baby.
I don't care either way but just find it funny that people expect weirdos of this caliber to care about things like health or consequences lol.

Your point is well taken from a logical and rational standpoint, but this is a person who is or was the live-in nanny of a child who subsequently tested positive for hard drugs.

I don’t disagree!

So unless April lied to the artist, or the tattoo parlor is really sleazy, or Lord Balldo impregnated April in the last week, she is not pregnant.

 

[Desktop User2]

I’m sorry to be a party pooper, but April is not pregnant (yet). We can infer this from the fact that April got a tattoo within the last week, and pregnant women should not get tattoos.

How many tattoos did she have before the swinging adventures? I dont remember her having paint all over her body before but matching up with Nick and going full BPD whore is very funny; at 29yo no less. Nick´s retardation just rub off on people.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

How many tattoos did she have before the swinging adventures? I dont remember her having paint all over her body before but matching up with Nick and going full BPD whore is very funny; at 29yo no less. Nick´s retardation just rub off on people.

Answered earlier in the thread here:

She has a few tattoos. One on her other upper arm with a cow skull or something, and a pineapple swinger tattoo on her ankle (which caused a lot of disagreement in this thread).

 

[SiggerNlayer]

Does Rekieta know that half the junkies in his rehab session are also sitting there thinking "wow I'm not nearly as bad as these other losers, I'm special and different, they're the real junkies."?

 

[fggt_mcdckface]

In many ways he is worse than the harder junkies, cos they never had half as much opportunity to throw away as he’s done.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I wonder if Nick will go live tonight to step on Sean's stream about Joe? I seem to have a memory of Nick doing just that a few months ago when he started a driving stream to distract from somebody talking about him.

Answered earlier in the thread here:

Do we know how many she's gotten since she met Nick? Is it 2, 3, or more?
Aren't they also bigger as well?

 

[House Cat]

I’m sorry to be a party pooper, but April is not pregnant (yet). We can infer this from the fact that April got a tattoo within the last week, and pregnant women should not get tattoos.

When did all this talk about April being able to get pregnant become a thing?

I remember on a Simpcast and a STMS (maybe a year ago) April talking about how she had one ovary, ovarian cysts, and a bunch of other problems that made it so it was nearly IMPOSSIBLE for her to get pregnant. It's going to be a task to comb through but I specifically remember her saying this a few times . . .