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Imagine paying for a dick named GRANDMA'S SAUSAGE
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Being stupid, idealistic and hedonistic while believing you know better than your elders is the eternal prerogative of youth. Unfortunately these days, there are lots of older people around who actively encourage young people to take these follies to the extremes and do irreparable damage to themselves.I can't even begin to imagine the level of self resentment that will come along with the surgeries and drugs these fuckers are on.
Do you know of people with lucky pieces of clothing? Sports people usually have rituals or a particular item they wear to have a good practice or game day. It's just another form of magical thinking, people buying and wearing talismans for a new age. That and there's likely enough that get off on it.Do people seriously go around wearing these things? I can't even begin to imagine how uncomfortable that is. The chafing, the sweating, the smell. And for what? You can't piss through it, you can't fuck with it, it's just a floppy piece of silicone. Pooners presumably have to remove them and set them to one side when they go for a manly sit-down piss, so what's the fucking point?
On a side note, but it makes me really mad that youtube censor people from saying whatever, but pooners can put cocks and sex toys on their thumbnails.If you want the little option, the "andoilette" only costs $150. Plus there's a range of add-ons at $100 each to bump that up. Does she know that andouilles are french sausages made from pig arseholes? Anyway, here's a review opening with a very masculine apology for it being covered in cat hair.
And this! Especially considering that no woman would ever compliment a guy while alone somewhere. Much less a Mortal Kombat shorts.I like how he never considers that no woman ever would compliment a guys mortal combat shorts. Lol!
Is it bad that I want one? It looks squishy and pleasant to touch, I want to hold one in my hand.$200! Damn they're fleecing these brave lil guys. I love that for them.
Yes.s it bad that I want one?
You'd be giving your hard-earned money to a Pooner or Pooner-supporter somewhere.Is it bad that I want one? It looks squishy and pleasant to touch, I want to hold one in my hand.
That's proof a tranny wrote this. No man would read to get sexual gratification, that's a damn near exclusively woman behavior.
There's this semi-indie movie about the director's own history with a father who trooned out at plus fourty. Everyone is respectful towards "her" but gets misgendered a lot out of habit and he simply goes "it's actually (name) now". That's it. I imagine any of the troons I've met in the same setting and they'd flip their shit. And then I just ask myself.. What kind of person would actually get physical and loud like a little kid? Few, very immature socially crippled tards.I can promise you, with complete certainty, that no well-adjusted 'cis' person has ever been or will ever be hurt by being misgendered
Gender scapular.Do you know of people with lucky pieces of clothing? Sports people usually have rituals or a particular item they wear to have a good practice or game day. It's just another form of magical thinking, people buying and wearing talismans for a new age. That and there's likely enough that get off on it.
For Pooner No. 2 (the blocky, heavy ones, as compared to Pooner No. 1, the fragile waif-like ones), 95% of the time basic weightloss to a near-normal/healthy weight would change their lives - not just for any back pain from heavy* boobs, but for all manner of self esteem, of sense of physical composure and strength, peace, and physical and psychological comfort.make peace with their body (and if you have back pain causing boobs get a reduction rather than removal for your own health)
This was a great analysis, and something I hadn't thought about. They're spending their youth in total, homebound (in large part) self-absorption and inanity. And though self-absorption is a hallmark of youth, it's devolved so far that these folks just discord and vidya and buy clothes and coom. No interests, no richness in their lives, no real experiences. Everything is a step (or 12) removed from the world. And they just keep doubling down, which is always a spiral down,I can't even begin to imagine the level of self resentment that will come along with the surgeries and drugs these fuckers are on.
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If no other force is present, the distance between atoms at which the force becomes repulsive rather than attractive as the atoms approach one another is called the van der Waals contact distance; this phenomenon results from the mutual repulsion between the atoms' electron clouds.[3]
Personally I find "Pig's arsehole" to be a weirder name, but there's a bit of stiff (oooh, matron) competition among these companies to come up with the weirdest name.Imagine paying for a dick named GRANDMA'S SAUSAGE
says who?You don't get to decide you don't want to associate with trans people.
There is such a thing as too big though. I'm not sure I'd want a dick the size of Big John Holmes. It might be funny for a day but I imagine the novelty would wear off.That's how you know they're not men. If any given man got to pick his size, he'd be hung like an ox. He wouldn't say "I don't need a large or medium...", he'd say "Give me the $5 footlong. I want to scare women when I jog down the street in grey sweatpants."
How many fake dicks does this bitch have lol?for the deluxe model
It's porn, just like troons getting triple g boob jobs or whatever. They're all the same.I'll never understand Pooners with their coke can rot dogs.
Cultural appropriation of something equally racist no doubt.Why does she have a nigger dick?
Is there any better or funnier use of the 'Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power' meme than describing a bunch of young women gluing $200 pretend penises to themselves so that they can have a make-believe bulge, in order to trick other people into thinking that they're true & honest d00ds? If there is, I'm yet to see it. Everything about this is just fucking pathetic.Or if you're thinking that maybe all these are just a little bit out of your budget, try the Aliexpress ripoff, Monsieur Wiggle. Yours for a mere $49, and by the way our little pooner rolls it around her face, also great for your complexion.
Or if only the real thing is good enough for you, she also reviews quite a few of that old butt of a million jokes, the penis pump. Because, hey, doesn't every true and honest man have a shelf full of them.