Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Sure.

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Cocaine and alcohol can cause birth defects.

No white powder on the baby's nose, clearly not Nick's child. Better put an AI marker on that fake news, champ.

 

[Sharpeteer]

The snake should be bent down to signify the limpness like his dick from all the coke.

I don't remember who made this since it was from such a long time ago, but they are quite the artist.

 

[AltisticRight]

I don't remember who made this since it was from such a long time ago, but they are quite the artist.

I wonder who made it?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Catching up on the thread after a long illness, but I saw this reference that the LOCALS platform might be going away. I cannot find corroboration, but it would be funny and WEIRD if Nick killed it.



LOCALS Bros, I don't feel so good...

 

[Owlbear]

Catching up on the thread after a long illness, but I saw this reference that the LOCALS platform might be going away. I cannot find corroboration, but it would be funny and WEIRD if Nick killed it.

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LOCALS Bros, I don't feel so good...

I don't think this outcome is surprising at all. LOCALS can't be a good business for Rumble (Rumble isn't a good business for Rumble, but they are making do on conservative feels invesors), since the only people I have seen on LOCALS are Potentially Sean and people whose presence in the world is too distasteful for patreon, ko-fi, and the other platforms that are more mainstream. It's all MGTurds, far rightoids, and druggies. This is not a good crowd to associate with.

LOCALS also has worse economics than Rumble. It still needs to host a bunch of videos to send to you, it hosts chats, and those videos and chats are subsidized by a very small cut of content creator earnings. Even Rumble gets a bigger slice of the pie than LOCALS. The only platform that gives creators more is Kick, and that's because Kick is one big gambling ad that operates at an intentional loss. Rumble also gets some economies of scale that LOCALS does not have, even considering that it is on Rumble servers.

Make no mistake, Nick Rekieta and his ilk - their "star" creators - are the cherry on top of the shit sundae. Anyone considering signing up to start a LOCALS community has Nick Rekieta and Barnes and both of their utterly dysfunctional chats as the examples of what they are getting. A great deterrent to participation.

 

[Sharpeteer]

I wonder who made it?

You're good janny, and I hereby award you with this autographed bag of pre-boiled eggs.

 

[Maraschino]

"Funny" and "Weird" are memes here for a reason, whenever he uses either of these two words, he's lying, downplaying or otherwise misrepresenting something.

The best demonstration was during Nick's stream with Fuddbusters (the more recent one with the spinning rat avatar), I'd noticed he'd been saying them as cope words for a while but it was especially egregious then, and I genuinely urge you to watch the stream yourself to see what I mean.

Things that a normal person would (at best) find peculiar or (at worst) fucking degenerate, Nick describes as "funny". Nick considers going to a gay bar "funny", and underwear parties at said gay bar (and also in general) "hilarious". Getting stepped on at a convention is "funny". Rumors of cuckoldry are "funny".

When someone criticizes Nick or does something he generally dislikes, he calls them "weird". Null was being "weird" regarding Drexel. People thinking he's a fucking creep for doing underwear parties in his 40s are "weird". People speculating (with a fuckload of evidence) he was swinging and doing drugs are "weird". Unpleasant rumors (which came out to be true) are "weird".

Funny and weird are memes because they're cope words Nick beat to death (much like the wildlife in his neighborhood) because Nick is too much of a passive aggressive vagina to say what he wants to, so he has to say things that don't sound as aggressive. Like wanting people to make a million dollars.

 

[AnOminous]

Edit to Add: He gets going about what Rekieta should say at 1:31. It's amazing how relevant it is five months later.

Isn't it so FUNNY and WEIRD that Lead Attorney has CANCER. More like MEDICARE Attorney! If he's so smart, why does he have CANCER? He's like a guy with cancer at a Denny's. He's fat and can't read the menu!

 

[dustnight]

LEAKED PHOTO OF REKIETA IN REHAB!

 

[Rei is Shit.]

Its RECOVERY not rehab totally different kiwi child.

 

[Major]

LEAKED PHOTO OF REKIETA IN REHAB!
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Nose is too small

 

[Lord of the Pajeets]

So this...is the power...of AI generated images...

 

[Sharpeteer]

LEAKED PHOTO OF REKIETA IN REHAB!
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It's annoying how typical textbook junkie he is.

He can't even be unique, or a special case in there. Imagine how many times those workers have to listen to the same tired story about how they are not really an addict, are just doing this because the government forced them to, and how everyone else in there are the "real" addicts.

 

[Captain Manning]

The snake should be bent down to signify the limpness like his dick from all the coke.

Or, it could be this...


Because this..

(Lol once again at Eric July's picture in the background).

Before the arrest I was pretty sure he only said those things because we were right and he just threw in the beating his family allegation to cover up how we were right but wanted to taint the whole pool as being unbelievable.

That's exactly why he said that.

There might have have been one or two weirdos here tossing out he's beating his kids, but that was in no way the prevailing opinion in this thread.

I and others basically said he and Kayla are swingers, drunkards, and druggies.

And I and those people were 100% right.

Him yelling at Sean like that didn't age well. Yet this dummy still wants to engage in a gay staring contest with the better lawyer and man. To try and intimate him, and others, into silence.

Good luck with that.

All that said though... come to find out... this cokehead was neglecting his kids in other ways.

I think, if anything, the Farms kinda understated how fucked up he is.

Make no mistake, Nick Rekieta and his ilk - their "star" creators - are the cherry on top of the shit sundae.

I do not believe Nick Rekieta is considered a "star creator" by Rumble anymore.

I believe he wants people to think they consider him such ("muh agreement"), but as much as I think Rumble is a pretty slipshod outfit, I think better of them than that.

Mersh is a bigger draw than Nick now!

FUCKING MERSH!

 

[thebigdream]

Because this..

(Lol once again at Eric July's picture in the background).

This remains one of the most embarrassing images I've ever seen. Something about the framing of it puts you in the shoes of a horrified onlooker.

 

[Windy Moors]

Tiny Eric July is looking down on the desperate degenerates, retroactively reaching back through time imploring Nick to "Pull up, pull up nigga!". Rekieta feels a weird sensation in his soul but ignores it, gets up off the floor and heads to the bar with his gaggle of whores.

 

[uhoh spaghettios]

So this...is the power...of AI generated images...

Diseased skin
Multiple chins
Diabeetus hand
Norwood reaped

Admirable.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

@House Cat did you pull a Beecher and missed another self-set deadline or is your autistic effort post going somewhere other than this thread?

A Rekieta effort post will be such great entertainment for a Sunday evening.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Similarly, I don't believe Kayla was unhappy with her body (at least at first), as much as I believe NICK was unhappy with her body.

Make no mistake, Nick is the conductor on this express train to hell. Kayla ain't innocent, sure, but Nick is in charge. He'd have it no other way.

I think it's either that Kayla was semi-normal when she was in like, say, high school, and she and Nick descended together over the years, or she's the BPD Harley to his Joker LARP all along. Her weird behavior on stream specifically of saying she's a bad wife and mother etc. does sound like the type of undermining narcs do to 'loved ones'.

I do think anyone who's had experience with a narcissist should know how they chip away at trust over time and impose their beliefs on anyone close to them. It doesn't mean Kayla was in any way a saint but I just can't picture a narcissist being a victim to a woman like her. He probably did undermine her in certain ways that a smarter person would have gotten away from... I have multiple people in my family who called it quits with narcs long before there was even a widely used term for such people. So it happens. Kayla is definitely responsible for her involvement even in the most generous interpretation where she didn't initiate the downward spiral.

It's typical for narcs to not care about their children at all beyond ego fuel, then dispense of them when the responsibility outweighs the benefit. But I wonder what went on in Kayla's fucked-up-ass head to sell out her kids too. Wonder if she never wanted to have that many. Or a BPD situation like I proposed earlier.

 

[3MMA]

Or, it could be this...


Because this..

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(Lol once again at Eric July's picture in the background).

The Balldosnake is allusive & gay in nature.
(That Eric July poster in the background of that dumb pic from Anime Matsuri is an excellent detail.)