Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[Barbarella]

I just bought one of those trampolines…excuse me, I mean rebounder..for a three year old. It only holds a hundred pounds but the babies had fun.

Anna is getting fatter. Her orange onsie is so tight that she no longer needs a man but I don’t want to see it. Soon I won’t have to as her apron is developing.

Proof


How delusional can a person be. Two weeks ago we got a story about somebody sitting in the fattie/disabled chair at the doctor’s office, the last one left, and how very rude it was she had to stand. Today we hear that she thinks people with “invisible” disabilities should be allowed to sit there.

ANNA, HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT GUY DIDN'T HAVE AN INVISIBLE DISABILITY?

Hats y’all. Black hats. Shes so hatable. I think Sarah Boone is less irritating.

 

[porkypork99]

one thing I have noticed with fatties like her and boogie is that when they talk about weightloss or improving their lives,its never her or he/I do this or that.

they always use the word we or mention me and my team are working on it, were looking into it etc..
who are they fooling? talking like theyre olympic athletes or smt and the whole thing was an enigma.
completely allergic to personal responsibility and acting more important than they are.

 

[pink cigarettes]

one thing I have noticed with fatties like her and boogie is that when they talk about weightloss or improving their lives,its never her or he/I do this or that.

they always use the word we or mention me and my team are working on it, were looking into it etc..
who are they fooling? talking like theyre olympic athletes or smt and the whole thing was an enigma.
completely allergic to personal responsibility and acting more important than they are.

Another bonus to the "me & my team are looking into this mysterious fat problem" language is that it attempts heads off criticism and suggestions from the audience. These people love to ~trust the experts~ (even if the "expert" is a random butcher who does fake liposuction). So Anna can confidently deflect all questions and criticisms to "my team" who surely also signed off on her eating half a lasagna or whatever, it's for the sake of HEALING, TYVM!

 

[OttoWest]

So Anna’s going to spend the holiday season eating to her heart’s content and then get the “inflammation” aka weight gain sucked out in January?

What a sensible and healthy plan.

Question for the cosmetic surgery folks: Would lipo on the belly be more invasive than the thighs since that’s where Anna is gaining? It seems like there would be more room for error in that area what with all the organs and arteries and such.

 

[bliblblblbbllb]

What a waste of a bellicon rebounder that will be never be seen again unless she wants to whip it out for another totally performative exhibition. Bellicon is a good brand. It's honestly too dangerous for her- rebounders can be a little dangerous even for normal people, in the same way everyone knows some kid who broke a bone on a trampoline. If Anna rolls an ankle and starts going down, do you think that little bar is going to save her?

And she has it just on her normal floor, no gym mat or anything. It would be so fast for her to trip even while getting on or off, and fall and crack her skull open. Can she even break her fall with her arms out in front of her without crushing bones somehow?

Rebounders obviously aren't instant death traps or anything but you just have to be careful about it. And instead of being careful, many people's immediate thoughts on a trampoline are "how high can I jump on this" and "can I do this cool trick?"
I think this is part of why Anna obviously struggles with anxiety. She lives a "good job getting out there" existence where she got this fancy workout equipment and is compelled to dress up and show it off and even act happy about it, but I'm sure on some level she's cognizant that all it takes is her knee giving out on one baby-jump and her life as she knows it could be over. I think she represses those types of thoughts with like, narc mantras about how powerful she is and her delusional move of just choosing to believe she's a gym bunny supergurl- all that stuff works to repress her fearful thoughts about reality.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

Gorls, please.
She's obviously never going to use that thing again.

 

[Constellationzero]

Sally Shine in the throes of orgasm. You are welcome.

 

[thejackal2]

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I didn't know they stacked lipodema that high in Texas.

 

[Yellow Sink Disease]

I now sort-of think there should be a Kiwi's Prayer, which should include the lines, "And forgive us our autism, /As we forgive those who Well, Ackshually against us..."

Our Kiwi Farms
Who art a Website
Cursed be thy name
Thy lolcows coom
Thy archival be done
Via archiver as it is in screenshot

Give us this day our daily milk
And forgive us our autism
As we forgive those who Well Ackshually against us
Lead us not into cow tipping
But deliver us from A-logging

In the name of Josh, Null, and dog with rabies (?)
*Chris Chan sigh*

I'm sorry

 

[Angry New Ager]

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Okay, this is strange. The pneumatic compression pumps she had fitted back in July (in which she made an ass of herself lusting over the company rep who did the fitting) were gray, and looked like this:

The pneumatic compression pump she's wearing in the new pic is a completely different brand. They're blue, look a lot different in the way they're constructed, and have visible company logo on them.

Grated, the previous pair look a lot less well-made than these do, so maybe she returned them for a better brand, but you'd think she'd mention it. However, Anna doesn't promote any company unless she's getting paid to do it—even when giving a brand name and explaining why she went with that product and not another might actually help somebody who needs it. For somebody who wants to help others, she definitely expects to be paid for it.

 

[PigFarm]

Damn, that photo is one hell of a ride. Starting at the top and going down it takes you all the way from "She's fat but still takes care of herself" to "H.P. Lovecraft was an optimist."

I'm sorry but what the FUCK. I creep the SRS page and this still gave me more of a shock than the neovages on there.

How can you look at yourself, being this malformed and clearly dysfunctional, and say "yes, healthy at every size." This is like a mutation. The body is clearly shoving fat in areas that are atypical because you consume so fucking much that you've overwhelmed your entire system.

Again, sorry but I'm drunk and this was a Jumpscare. I've never seen legs like that

 

[GenociderSyo]

Found the system shes using. Seems she has it on wrong it should not have that many openings.

 

[Otterly]

I'm sorry but what the FUCK. I creep the SRS page and this still gave me more of a shock than the neovages on there.

Her legs may not be entirely her fault. There’s a pic back in the thread (I think this thread) of a woman with legs like this and her upper body is skeletal - true lipodema isnt always primarily caused by being fat, it can be a disorder of fat distribution. Granted the woman in the pic is fat, and losing weight can help some patients for sure, but it’s not always enough to get back to normal -
Pic of anorexic with this in post below

Ran across an example of an anorexic with lipodema:
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[tj0p00tert00t]

Please god say she lives on the first floor.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

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WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS!?!?!

(My potstickers are finished and I honestly don't think Riding the Bus with My Sister is really as bad as I remembered. Now I'm watching Fiddler on the Roof on Tubi because SHANAH TOVAH BITCHES.)

Well that looks like a penis. Looks like she forgot to turn her slimming filter off.

 

[Terffals]

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WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS!?!?!

(My potstickers are finished and I honestly don't think Riding the Bus with My Sister is really as bad as I remembered. Now I'm watching Fiddler on the Roof on Tubi because SHANAH TOVAH BITCHES.)

Cool. Cool cool cool.
I’ve been meaning to make a compilation of horrifying pictures of Anna’s giant grabbers, as I find them odious and nightmarish for reasons I can’t properly describe. Maybe this has given me the motivation to do it.

Although, it’s probably just her slimming filter, right? Someone smarter than me should do the math and compare thumb sizes, then extrapolate those numbers to find out how much exactly those filters are shrinking her.

E:f,b

 

[a hapless toad]

Ma'am. MA'AM.

I never understand people who post shit like this on SM. Do they even review it first or do they just not care?

 

[Stroppy Trollop]

I cannot tear my eyes away from her camel toe in this latest clip of her jumping around like a tard on that trampoline. WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?! With every jump up her bodysuit gives her a front wedgie of epic proportions. Or, maybe it happens on the come down?
It's there!
Then, it's not!
It's hypnotizing!

 

[Potato Burrito]

am I the only one that genuinely loves to hate this useless toad?

It's not just you. There are other cows who are genuinely entertaining in their sloppiness even when irritating, like 2021 Lolcow of the Year contender Chantal, but Anna is just so consistently GRATING. Yes, delusional and pathetic but skilled enough in managing her image that she deprives us of the truly hilarious mask off moments we cow-watch for. She's quickly degenerating but not quickly enough.

Her constant laughing over absolutely nothing makes me the closest I ever get to MATI. I'd give anything for Jon to snap one of these days, grab her by her cheeks and scream "What the fuck is so funny!?!?" I don't know how he can stand being around it. The cackling, the smell, the stomping around like a gelatinous flesh ogre of medieval myth. I'd clean toilets at a rest stop in prime meth country before lowering myself to being her pet wildlife photographer as he has.

Side note: Where have the "oops I forgot a company sent me this $500 of product to review two months ago" packages been lately? If she's losing sponsorships as it appears she is that could be promising for us. She was sucking up to Walmart on Threads not too long ago. How the mighty [fat] have fallen.

Please make my hat have a fancy silk bow, thank you.

 

[No Thank You v 2.0]

Please god say she lives on the first floor.

She does not, my friend.



I really cannot believe this woman.