Binging With Babish - AKA How Would This Taste IRL

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Babish is a sterotypical costal elite liberal millennial still stuck in the early 2010's. Self-depreciating humor because he is priviledged. Red-brick kicthen because that was the style for millennials in early 2010's. Preaching about using metal straws cause it's the current year. His shave-your-head-grow-beard cope. His beard and forearm tattoos show he is manly, but still cares about social justice.

Failed at making movies. I love watching him cope and grasp for relevancy on youtube. Cooking recipes he found on google and making tier lists like his opinion matters.
 
And he had to let everyone on Reddit know that he had been sexually assaulted in a mental hospital he admitted himself to because he was "tired" from making Youtube videos. :story:

It remains one of the best lolcow anecdotes I've ever read; because I already had a low opinion of the chump.
 
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Babish is a sterotypical costal elite liberal millennial still stuck in the early 2010's. Self-depreciating humor because he is priviledged. Red-brick kicthen because that was the style for millennials in early 2010's. Preaching about using metal straws cause it's the current year. His shave-your-head-grow-beard cope. His beard and forearm tattoos show he is manly, but still cares about social justice.

Failed at making movies. I love watching him cope and grasp for relevancy on youtube. Cooking recipes he found on google and making tier lists like his opinion matters.
What I don’t get is he clearly works out a bit, can eat a ton of tasty protein just as a part of his day job, but he’s still just a spindly little guy.

It’s like he wants the strength to pin down his wife but not become swoll enough to intimidate her boyfriend.

He must work out like women at the gym who are terrified of weights because they’re worried it will make them look manly.
And he had to let everyone on Reddit know that he had been sexually assaulted in a mental hospital he admitted himself to because he was "tired" from making Youtube videos. :story:

It remains one of the best lolcow anecdotes I've ever read; because I already had a low opinion of the chump.
The trip to the loony bin always makes me laugh. Why reveal any of that to the public? Especially how he got buck broken? That’s peak Democrat voter behaviour.
 
That’s peak Democrat voter behaviour.
Victimhood is social currency, after all. And that form of emotional manipulation is absurd when you think of what he's using it for. You can't think his videos are bad or declined in quality, because making them burns him out and gives him mental breakdowns and he got badtouched in the loony bin.
 
What I don’t get is he clearly works out a bit, can eat a ton of tasty protein just as a part of his day job, but he’s still just a spindly little guy.

It’s like he wants the strength to pin down his wife but not become swoll enough to intimidate her boyfriend.

The best swole body is the one where women don't expect that you're fit, but then you take off your clothes and *bam* you're fit.


still trying to get that body. don't know how to do it though.


He must work out like women at the gym who are terrified of weights because they’re worried it will make them look manly.

crazy niggers in NYC are a breed of their own. there was an article about how one of them little women on fire on a subway.



The trip to the loony bin always makes me laugh. Why reveal any of that to the public? Especially how he got buck broken? That’s peak Democrat voter behaviour.
because being THAT public about your rape is something that queers do. The most he should have said is " Hi everyone I've been having personal mental health issues so that's why i haven't been here much, oh by the way my wife and I separated amicably so she won't be on the show anymore, please do not reach out she wants to return to a life away from the spotlight. Do not worry I'm being treated by professionals."


I get wanting to publicize healthy mental health. but telling people you're going to get raped if you go to the Looney bin because you want to off yourself will not make more people go to the Looney bin to stop them offing themselves.
 
Found photo image of the rape
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Holy shit what the fuck is happening with his channel. It's not even cooking content anymore, just Reddit bait.
 
because being THAT public about your rape is something that queers do.
Nobody deserves to get raped, but being a huge, vague faggot about it is the way to make others not give a shit. Hell, a man telling the whole world he got emasculated outright stinks of exaggeration for asspats, if not some sort of weird emasculation fetish.
 
And he had to let everyone on Reddit know that he had been sexually assaulted in a mental hospital he admitted himself to because he was "tired" from making Youtube videos. :story:

It remains one of the best lolcow anecdotes I've ever read; because I already had a low opinion of the chump
are you able to kindly provide the link to this? <3
 
I don't know what a "Bed and Babish".
It's a built-from-the-ground-up vacation rental with the gimmick of having a fully-stocked kitchen. The kitchens sucking are indeed a common complaint about vacation rentals, but is that really enough to build a business model on? I'm sure this will be a sustainable long-term venture for the guy who has absolutely no experience in anything related to rental property management, probably doesn't have the money to hire people to manage it judging by his desperate move to a paywall, and can barely mentally handle the workload of "What if we made a Krabby Patty but IRL" videos.
 
The kitchens sucking are indeed a common complaint about vacation rentals, but is that really enough to build a business model on? I'm sure this will be a sustainable long-term venture for the guy who has absolutely no experience in anything related to rental property management, probably doesn't have the money to hire people to manage it judging by his desperate move to a paywall, and can barely mentally handle the workload of "What if we made a Krabby Patty but IRL" videos.
Considering Babish only lives so far away from the Catskills, he theoretically could do a lot of things himself or utilize his already existing crew. I don't really think managing ONE property will be that difficult for him. If he wants more of these, then he'll run into problems. The guy is a fruit through and through but he's managing a property in the Catskills that's probably on already managed land, only leaving basic maintenance and home upkeep, which is something anyone can do. I don't see how he'll have difficulty.

Honestly what usually happens with a lot of these YouTuber side projects is that their accountants will give them wealth management advice and tell them to do side projects. It doesn't really matter if these business ventures are successful, it's more about the brand and assets being bought through the venture that are valuable. The idea doesn't even have to turn a profit, ever. It just has to be a place to dump money into. That's why Mr. Beast everything is such shitty quality.
 
My only problem with Babish is his reliance on elaborate/expensive kitchen appliances. Of course it's nice to have good equipment, but you can make do with Ol' Reliable : good chef's knife, table and some quality pans, skillet. Perhaps an electric mixer. If you pull out a sous vide i'm clicking off. This right here is a true and honest cooking channel:

 
At best, Babish as a concept is "See shit in movie, guess at how to make it". Which is a fantastic concept for a youtube video. But much like any single focus youtube channel, it's not sustainable, and people do not want to pay you for it.
I'm honestly shocked how many normie tier sponsors Babish managed to nab over time.
Fuck his marijuana sugar though, that sounds awful.
It worked when American media existed so you could at least have something monthly. Nowadays all shows sucks and even the joke of crazy food died to just have characters eat slop (usually Mexican food, never something like Pizza) and act as if it's relatable and diverse.
It's a built-from-the-ground-up vacation rental with the gimmick of having a fully-stocked kitchen. The kitchens sucking are indeed a common complaint about vacation rentals, but is that really enough to build a business model on? I'm sure this will be a sustainable long-term venture for the guy who has absolutely no experience in anything related to rental property management, probably doesn't have the money to hire people to manage it judging by his desperate move to a paywall, and can barely mentally handle the workload of "What if we made a Krabby Patty but IRL" videos.
How the fuck does that work? A lot of good ingredients are only good for few days. So either a fuckton of money is wasted on throwing rotten food, or the choice is just things that are incredibly basic.

What's the problem with renting a place with a good kitchen and buying ingredients from the market/supermarket? It's always fun to see what's different.
 
How the fuck does that work? A lot of good ingredients are only good for few days. So either a fuckton of money is wasted on throwing rotten food, or the choice is just things that are incredibly basic.

What's the problem with renting a place with a good kitchen and buying ingredients from the market/supermarket? It's always fun to see what's different.
When people go on vacation, they typically eat out some (if not most) of the time and pick up basic/premade stuff from the local supermarket (sandwiches, rotisserie chickens, etc.) when they don't. They want to spend the day exploring rather than cooped up inside cooking complicated meals. If people did prefer to spend a lot of their vacations cooking, then vacation rentals would have better kitchens; they don't, so the kitchens of these rentals are mostly mediocre. IMO his shower thought of "wow wouldn't it be neat if this AirBnB came with an emulsifier and black truffle oil" is shared by too few people to build a business on.
 
I enjoyed the devilled egg video. I just fucked up a batch with green yolk (overcooked) and then I nicked the shit out of the eggs while peeling, so I gave up at that point and made egg salad.

The egg salad was decent.

Never in my life have I considered dunking an egg in pickled beet juice.

Rhea constantly making mayo from scratch is annoying.
 
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