Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[OttoWest]

Please god say she lives on the first floor.

She is on the third floor. I checked to see if someone had rented the second floor unit (first floor to the building is the parking garage) and thankfully it is still unoccupied and has been so since the complex opened last year (hmm…)

If anyone is interested in a 2/2 in Austin for $3400 a month, complete with random shrieking 24/7 and stereo surround sound of your ceiling caving in- have I got a deal for you!

 

[one_time_user]

I hope her downstairs neighbors have a gun and accidental discharge into the ceiling

 

[Botchy Galoop]

What Goes Up, Must Be Downs
(sorry, sort of)

 

[Pussyworth]

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What Goes Up, Must Be Downs
(sorry, sort of)

JFC, what is it with Mormons and trampolines? Every Mormon I knew growing up had a giant trampoline in their backyard, presumably to give their 837,862 kids something to do sometimes when they're not sucking down dirty sodas

 

[SynthwaveDeux]

She does not, my friend.

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I really cannot believe this woman.

This is not gonna end well for her. Absolutely retarted for her to be doing any "tricks" or jumps on that tiny thing. A rolled ankle is bad enough, if she lands smack on the floor that is gonna be at least serious soft issue damage and/or fractures.

Also can you imagine the crotch burn that over tight leotard would cause her? Chafed, red irritated flaps with friction burns that sting every time you move an inch. I would feel sorry for someone who is actually dumb enough to wear that but Anna? Too bad.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Anna is just so consistently GRATING. Yes, delusional and pathetic but skilled enough in managing her image that she deprives us of the truly hilarious mask off moments we cow-watch for.

We don't get nearly enough "mask-off" moments, but when we do they tend to be made even better thanks to the sharp contrast between her relentlessly phony "Confidence Queen" Sally Shine-ing and the real Anna, who is a miserable bitch.

She's quickly degenerating but not quickly enough.

Anna's one I really want to see go out with a massive bang, laid low by a sudden event she can't compensate for with a thick schmear of fake positivity, or successfully lie about even to her most brain-dead followers.

Chantal, Corissa, Juliana, and Polissa can all circle the drain as slowly as they need to, but Anna? That crazy train needs a spectacularly messy derailment, with fires, explosions, a landslide, and an avalanche, and maybe an alien invasion and a summoning of the Elder Gods.

 

[Clotso Coof]

A rolled ankle is bad enough, if she lands smack on the floor that is gonna be at least serious soft issue damage and/or fractures.

I'm amazed she hasn't had a serious leg or foot injury by now. Much like Evie, she'll probably never heal from a serious ankle fracture. It's a "career ending injury" for professional deathfats.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Now shes going to another scam doctor that is a part of Scamran's team that has her go into a sleep pod and tells her its a hyperbariatric chamber. Her body has changed so much guys! She has to start all over to learn her body again!

Threads supposedly the fake pants make her pee and not the fact she has uncontrolled diabetes.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

A couple of quick thoughts.

Pressure chamber - how much scammy shit is this dummy going to fall for rather than just moderating her caloric intake?

Workout video - I pity the stationary bike. Her saddle height's wrong because she's twisting her pelvis and bouncing trying to drive the pedals, which (a) lacks efficiency and (b) causes excess strain on the joints. Fucking hell, if you're going to go to an actual GYM, get a PERSONAL TRAINER, you nitwit. (ETA: She's also over the 400 lb weight limit of that bicycle. And the 300 lb weight limit of that StairMaster stair climber. Perhaps THAT'S why she won't engage with gym staff or gym personal trainers.)

Trampoline - Must say, I'm surprised that I've seen more of this thing than the memoryholed recumbent she bought. Also surprised that she's not just using multiple clips from just one session (different shirt means she had to at least take enough of a break to change her top). And THANK YOU for not jiggling your cameltoe at the camera.

Threads - .... my brain is demanding I work on finishing off the bottle of vanilla-infused Smirnoff vodka in the house despite the fact that I fucking hate it. Ow, the insipid, braindead content. It makes my soul ache.

 

[OttoWest]

Good christ, another quack scheme to convince herself that weighing 600 lbs
IS NOT HER FAULT.

Another great end-of-vid face drop:



And yes she’s totally hitting the floor:

 

[Terfmaster9000]

Couldn't help but notice how she keeps saying stuff such as "i am learning how my body moves", "i am doing whatever my body feels like". The fact she is mentally so removed from her elephant-sized body doesn't surprise me, but it is odd and jarring to hear. A person who cannot accept she is morbidly obese, she struggles getting out of a chair, she has almost no mobility. Narc shit.

 

[Executive Petrel]

It's endearing how she always looks happy. Even when eating herself to death.
You'll see diabeetus Anna posting vids from hospital to show off the cutie polka dot stump warmer a fan has knitted for her.
Eat, you are so strong, queen <3

 

[Magic Pickle]

Couldn't help but notice how she keeps saying stuff such as "i am learning how my body moves", "i am doing whatever my body feels like". The fact she is mentally so removed from her elephant-sized body doesn't surprise me, but it is odd and jarring to hear. A person who cannot accept she is morbidly obese, she struggles getting out of a chair, she has almost no mobility. Narc shit.

This kind of language is what I would imagine to be the running commentary in a baby giraffe's brain when it's freshly popped out and trying to figure out this whole "walking" thing - not a nearly 40 year old woman who has been notably obese for just about her entire life.

It also reminds me of the kind of mental hurdles encountered when learning to live life as a fresh amputee or adjusting to things such as wheelchairs, crutches, ostomy bags, etc. Ironically, the longer of a "health journey" Anna takes on, the more obviously disabled by corpulence she is. If she were a kinder, more genuine person, I would feel bad for her, but the tombs of our own design are often the most suffocating.

(I also find being a 'health influencer', conceptually, kind of dark in its own way, but to avoid PLing I'll just state that seeing poor health and disease upfront is not glamorous or romantic in any way, shape or form. Seeing people like Anna turn it into an element of their lives to peddle wares for would be a scathing indictment of influencer culture were it depicted in film or literature. And yet...)

 

[Freetimbit]

Her body has changed so much guys!

This caught me off guard. I had to rewind to check this wasn’t some sort of supportive belt she was wearing.

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[Stroppy Trollop]

Was kinda hoping that after she walrused her giant blob bahdy into that scam pod, that nice "doctor" would launch her into space.
Alas, we're stuck with more phony baloney from the fattest and most badly dressed liar on the internet.
If only Anna could have a real "morning bounce" occasionally, maybe she'd stop being such a fat asshole.

 

[Magic Pickle]

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"I don't measure."

Given the portions featured in the bowl alongside that statement, this is one of the few times I believe Anna to be completely and totally honest with her audience.

(Of course, if she was food prepping and intended to freeze some of it or had plans to share it with others, it'd be a good size, but I don't need to tell anyone in this thread why such an implication is laughable. Anna? Sharing food with her feral doglike level of food aggression? Perish the thought!)

 

[a hapless toad]

Now shes going to another scam doctor that is a part of Scamran's team that has her go into a sleep pod and tells her its a hyperbariatric chamber. Her body has changed so much guys! She has to start all over to learn her body again!

Did this image come from the "MD"s website?

Correct me if I'm wrong, but a hyperbaric chamber increases pressure and a hypobaric chamber reduces it.

Scam doctor can't even use the right words...

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

Shes def not using any kind of filters, that elongates and slims. Not at all. No siree. Hell no haters.

 

[Potatis Salad]

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Her "favorite soup"? She "doesn't measure"? Just uses "whatever [she] ha(s)"? This bitch has not ever cooked this fucking soup or anything like it before today, she eats DoorDash for every meal, and here she is LARPing like she has a whole crisper full of vegetables she's keeping track of to make sure everything gets used up before it spoils. Candidly, her pretend cooking is candidly her most annoying LARP. And that's just the way I like it.