Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

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anliteralidiot said:
What are you talking about? I've been manifesting this shit for months.
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SO IT WAS YOU WHO HATH BROUGHT THIS UPON US.
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Let’s take a moment to thank the lord that Anacondasin has had her tubes tied & Raxx “cums dust”, so there is no possibility this twisted union will beget an unholy horrorcalf.

I can’t help but wonder how Chance’s bedbugs would react to a herpes outbreak on their bloodbag host. Would the cluster of new sores be like ordering from a new restaurant for them?
 
Raxxinator said:
SO IT WAS YOU WHO HATH BROUGHT THIS UPON US.
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Let’s take a moment to thank the lord that Anacondasin has had her tubes tied & Raxx “cums dust”, so there is no possibility this twisted union will beget an unholy horrorcalf.

I can’t help but wonder how Chance’s bedbugs would react to a herpes outbreak on their bloodbag host. Would the cluster of new sores be like ordering from a new restaurant for them?
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I'm always on the lookout for potential partners for the goblin. He's funnier when he has someone with him, and he doesn't loop as much. Ever since Jake left, we've been in CIA Hole Hell.

We need a third live-in gf.
 
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Raxxinator said:
I can’t help but wonder how Chance’s bedbugs would react to a herpes outbreak on their bloodbag host. Would the cluster of new sores be like ordering from a new restaurant for them?
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The goblin's dick will have the same texture as his scalp. He'll probably have mottled blood stains on his underwear.
 
00R-Gundam said:
I have a theory that when he says he's gonna retire, that just means hes gonna do a new channel. Almost like if every channel is a small version of him that he consistently kills off thus the Cyraxx Loop.
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It's the eternal question. Is he too stupid to realize that a few hours is not months, that he's never actually retired, that he does it over and over again, or is he stupid and also trying to trick us into thinking he's gone? We will never know.
 
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Negi Springfield said:
I think the situation would end badly because even the most exceptional people can get irritated with each other. Personality conflicts would be inevitable. However, I would love to see KingCobraJFS and Cyraxx interact. Jack Doherty and FooseyTube has actually happened, but that would probably fizzle climatically stupidly. Lolcow types are probably good alone with no mixing.
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Oh god, this fuckers back. Why don't you nick yourself, pendejo?
 
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Captain Ahab said:
Are there any programs that could help Cyrax once he’s on his own? He’s literally unemployable. Can he get some sort of financial aid? As far as I know you need to pay for a group home, so that’s not gonna happen unless he pulls a Daniel Larson and gets free housing at the looney house.
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I can answer this. Group homes in the US usually charge a service fee based on a percentage the tenant's income (amount varies from state to state and what kind of program it is). This includes wages, retirement benefits, SSI, and food stamps. The group home uses these funds to provide resources for the house (and pay the staff that have the misfortune of working with them). Given how shit Cyraxx is with money (especially since he's never had any of his own), we all know he'll never pay consistently (or at all). Should he accumulate enough of a back debt, the program may try to become his rep payee, hold on to his benefits income in a separate account, pay his bills on time while setting up a payment plan to reimburse the group home, and then disburse any extra to him as he requests (which, let's be frank, will be any bloody chance he gets). If this isn't an option, he's an utter nightmare to work with, and/or is a monster/threat to the other housemates, then he will likely be evicted and terminated from the program.

Alternatively, if someone else becomes his rep payee, he may get fed up with someone else holding his money and attempt to become his own rep payee again*, fall behind on his payments, and the cycle repeats itself (it fucking sucks when this happen).

*While this usually works every time for the client, Cyraxx would have to get a doctor's signature, and I recall reading somewhere that he's terrified of doctors and would likely never go.

anliteralidiot said:
Pray I'm in a nightmare, while beating him to death.
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I've been consuming so much 'Raxx content lately that I finally had a dream about the little bastard last night. He was in bed and being an ungrateful little shit by shoving a gift someone had given him under the bed with a bunch of other stuff. He must have sassed me because I grabbed his head and started jerking it and smacking it on something while venting things I've been wanting to say to him for a couple years. I'm half tempted to write up an angry letter to him in either this or the Marty page (because we probably looks at that a bunch), but I know it will be a waste of time, and you guys will probably think I'm more retarded than I already present myself.
 
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AgarthaCrack said:
Cyrax's new youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@ASYLUMVEXOFFICIAL-t8y/
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I watched his introductory video and I was wondering why he insists on this whole “I want to be your inspiration” thing. Has there ever been any discussion about where that comes from and why he seem to mention it quite frequently of his self-victimization videos? I'm guessing it's something he probably heard from one of his favorite artists during an interview and it stuck with him ever since because of his delusions of grandeur, thinking that he, like those artists, can also be an inspiration to others through his mediocre music.

What you guys think? Got any other theories for this weird behavior?
 
Most Wanted Banana said:
I watched his introductory video and I was wondering why he insists on this whole “I want to be your inspiration” thing. Has there ever been any discussion about where that comes from and why he seem to mention it quite frequently of his self-victimization videos? I'm guessing it's something he probably heard from one of his favorite artists during an interview and it stuck with him ever since because of his delusions of grandeur, thinking that he, like those artists, can also be an inspiration to others through his mediocre music.

What you guys think? Got any other theories for this weird behavior?
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He has convinced himself that he is the greatest musician, e racer, and fighter on the planet. That's it, it's all ego and delusions.

ETA: Let's not forget he said he knows Tupac's mom and she supported him, or said it was his job to carry on Tupac's legacy. Same with Ken block. Convinced himself that his dead gay uncle brother was the drag racing king of Akron, when his brother was a drag queen.
 
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Herr Buckingham the 3rd. said:
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Good looking out, king. I’ve had zero luck with Rumble sending reminders properly.

Most Wanted Banana said:
What you guys think? Got any other theories for this weird behavior?
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I’m willing to bet it’s because deep down inside he knows he is hot garbage at everything, so his only hope for any creation to come from him is via a 3rd party. He can’t do it, but maybe he can inspire someone else to do it. In his nigger brain it is the same thing.

He’d never admit to it or probably even realize it himself, but that’s my theory.

Thread tax - I haven’t seen much FB weenery since the most recent “relationship”‘cycle began. I guess people realized their $ going to concrete for the cretin wasn’t the best idea.
 
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Guess im onboard for this watch me lads, cant believe the developments that have gone on, I am also chiefly horrified that we got Cobes and Methica inbred edition in so little time
Noah....
GET THE BOAT
 
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