Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

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You can tell she has no self awareness when she spewed that line because everyone would be dog-piling on her in an instant.... like MUCH worse than what she's already getting.

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Childmolestergroyper said:
It's ironic because I think she deleted her quote tweet (locked response) to kiwifarms posting her c&d. When is that lulsuit happening btw?
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She ranted about it and accused KF of doxing her, got a reply with a google result showing her full address, deleted the tweet.
She self-owned in an attempt to frame the Karen Farms for stalking and doxing. :stress:
 
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Gobermental Supervisor said:
Alyssa took to the internet to melt down over Elon being a dipshit, but suggested that we could all fix it by "bringing back bullying".

Which is curious, since that is exactly what she likes to do to every person she disagrees with.
Interesting stance from someone currently threatening people with lawsuits about comments she dislikes.

Thin skinned crybaby telling other to bully the targets she designates sounds exactly like something Alyssa would do.

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Speaking of bullying, she was harassing Stuttering Craig and the Real Gaming Awards, then later told them to go visit her Twitch for her own "research". If anyone's brave enough to go through 2 hours of her stream, don't forget to catch some highlights.
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I feel like her twitch channel will be 60% 2 hour letsplays of whatever is the newest perceived 'woke' game to sub 1000 viewers, a little sad in my opinion. I think she should spend her friday nights instead reading some non fiction, maybe noodle on a hipster instrument, might give her some actual substance as a person, beyond being emotionally invested in e-resement, the rangers and showing us your whore ass
 
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Speaking of bullying, she was harassing Stuttering Craig and the Real Gaming Awards, then later told them to go visit her Twitch for her own "research". If anyone's brave enough to go through 2 hours of her stream, don't forget to catch some highlights.
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Not even a minute in and it's already agony. She has a shrill screeching voice and she does that autistic thing nervous people do where they sing what they say. DarkSydePhil does it too. She laughs loudly at stuff she says regardless of whether it's funny or meant to be funny.
Talking about herself in third person, "She's a real person and she has feelings" this isn't a drum circle, hippy grandma.
She starts talking about Charlie XCX and Ariana Grande. Lady you're like 40, calm down.
She got a DM from her lawyer and started nervously singing "I gooot a DM from my laaawyer"
"I have not played the original Silent Hill," tourist hipster.
She's meant to be talking about the Silent Hill 2 remake but she got sidetracked talking about herself, reviews she's done in the past, and now she's talking about her "process".
She laments the fact that it's an 'Us vs Them' thing regarding woke vs antiwoke and that internet flattens nuance, "I wish this wasn't a thing, I wish we could just have games, have critiques of games"
"I think anyone who makes their entire personality, like hate playing a game? There's just probably a lot of anger in you, y'know? And like seek God? Well not God, because I don't believe in that, but seek a therapist?"
She's trying to make a point about media archival but gets sidetracked talking about herself. Tells a lengthy story about herself being le quirky chungus with her sister. Describes the cult classic film Near Dark as "The precursor to Twilight".
Starts talking about the Joker sequel, gets distracted by one of her shit tattoos, shows it to camera explaining what it means. Nobody asked.
She starts gushing over Lady Gaga, shocking that a 40 year old faghag likes nuMadonna.
She says the phrase, "loves to get a little silly-sil" I have intense secondhand embarrassment. Cackling at her own jokes like Kamala.
She starts watching a youtube video of herself interviewing some has-been. The video is just playing while she stares down at her phone.
The video is finally over. She's now watching another video of herself. She pauses the video to talk about her tan.
That video is over, new video. Of herself. She pauses it to talk about how good she looks in the video.
Another video of herself, a Spiderman 2 unboxing. She's dressed like Chris Chan. Starts talking about the earrings she's wearing in the video.
Time for another video of herself. Baldur's Gate 3 unboxing with a fat tranny. She starts talking about her hair in the video. She admits that neither her nor the fat tranny had played Baldurs Gate 3 before this video.
She gets another DM from her lawyer.
Starts talking about the Dragon Quest 3 controversy. Does a cringeworthy skit saying "angry young men" want to "see more pussy in games," then laments that there's no nuance or subtlety on the Internet. Starts boasting she's great at British accents, leaps from that to ranting about Elon Musk, attempts a Yorkshire accent, begins to read the rest of the article in some bizarre attempt at a Geordie accent. Here's where I tap out.
It's too cringe, she can't hold a train of thought, she constantly talks about herself, and there's just a weird nervous insecure energy around her. If she wasn't such a nasty person going after people's families I would feel sorry for her as it's clear she's desperate for popularity and social validation, but she's just not talented. She doesn't have charisma, she isn't funny, and the only reason she gets jobs is because she's a woman with the right politics who puts out. A part of her probably knows that and resents the greasy industry creeps who gas her up in the hopes of a freebie. Sad!
 
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Im disappointed that the lulsuits likely are not happening, but im optimistic about the prospect of Alyssa streaming herself playing assassin's creed: Nigger idolatry's tutorial missions and fetch quests for an hour and half, choking on ubislops cock (for money) the entire time and likely never mentioning the game again after
 
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Drama Trauma said:
Alyssa trying to rewrite history and pretend she didn't called for "bring back bullying" in her latest tweets and people just twists her words: (A1, A2)
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EDIT: She is not stalking SmashJT gand Grummz guys: (A1, A2)
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EDIT2: Stuttering craig enters the scene (again) against Alyssa
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Too bad I archived it right away.

Fuck you Alyssa. Suffer.
 
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Drama Trauma said:
Alyssa trying to rewrite history and pretends she didn't call for "bring back bullying" in her latest tweets and people just twists her words: (A1, A2)
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EDIT: She is not stalking SmashJT and Grummz guys: (A1, A2)
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EDIT2: Stuttering Craig enters the scene (again) against Alyssa
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She was probably informed that she is being a fucking idiot and sabotaging any chance of her lawsuit and is over compensating. People who are actually going through with lawsuits don’t behave this way.
 
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Vapid_Idiot said:
She was probably informed that she is being a fucking idiot and sabotaging any chance of her lawsuit and is over compensating. People who are actually going through with lawsuits don’t behave this way.
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Nope, she is performing for her audience and the paypigs who give her money because she is "liberal hot" and maybe if they give enough they have a chance to cum on her face some day.

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She just can't help herself dragging SmashJT into her nonsense by snapping a screenshot of one of his comments.
She does not even have the balls to tag him, but sneakily comments about him anyway.

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She just can't stop harassing him. I would laugh so hard if he would get a TRO against her based on contacting his wife, just to make her shut up and show her how its really done.

[EDIT] Apologies for the double post, I am copying the previous into this and deleting.
 
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Gobermental Supervisor said:
Nope, she is performing for her audience and the paypigs who give her money because she is "liberal hot" and maybe if they give enough they have a chance to cum on her face some day.

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She just can't help herself dragging SmashJT into her nonsense by snapping a screenshot of one of his comments.
She does not even have the balls to tag him, but sneakily comments about him anyway.

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She just can't stop harassing him. I would laugh so hard if he would get a TRO against her based on contacting his wife, just to make her shut up and show her how its really done.

[EDIT] Apologies for the double post, I am copying the previous into this and deleting.
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"They did build their own engine! They were just so bad at using it that they had to abandon it and move to Unreal!"
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Drama Trauma said:
Alyssa trying to rewrite history and pretends she didn't call for "bring back bullying" in her latest tweets and people just twists her words: (A1, A2)
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EDIT: She is not stalking SmashJT and Grummz guys: (A1, A2)
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EDIT2: Stuttering Craig enters the scene (again) against Alyssa
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Speaking of the Halo drama, she claims that Halo got her where she is today and to "jot that down".
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