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Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television
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It starts with lazying around in class at the beginning and ends with panic over not knowing a damn thing with a failed grade.
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I think Adam thinks that liveblogging himself being extremely distraught that his vacation is over is just him being emotionally vulnerable about how he truly belongs in Japan.
But it's extremely embarrassing. Vacations are more fun than jobs are. It's really, really normal to have more fun on vacation than you have at your customer service job. That's why he had more fun in Florida than he did at home, too. Going down waterslides with your friends is more fun than selling Internet to people.
It's so weird to me that this guy is in his 30s and doesn't understand that a lot of being an adult is tedium and responsibility.
But it's extremely embarrassing. Vacations are more fun than jobs are. It's really, really normal to have more fun on vacation than you have at your customer service job. That's why he had more fun in Florida than he did at home, too. Going down waterslides with your friends is more fun than selling Internet to people.
It's so weird to me that this guy is in his 30s and doesn't understand that a lot of being an adult is tedium and responsibility.
imstonedsoz
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I am not worthy, o great green giant(ess)
Poor Michael makes another return, seemingly misinterpreting what Adam was going for in his post... He is promptly ignored (and still not on chibis friend list).
Sorry bud, grow some tits and move to Japan, then he'll add you back.
More recently, Adam has let us know what he misses most about Japan
This nigga hung out with one Japanese person (whom he may or may not have payed to be company) and her mom (whom he subjected to showing hazbin hotel) and that's what he misses most.
And also, is this not the country with incredibly high suicide rates from lack of human connection?
GumballFapper
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Maybe "human connection" is chibiese for sex
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All the prostitutes in Japan are mostly Chinese and Thai who trap people like Chibi into over priced sex at train stations and night life areas.
He would be better actually going to one of these countries and experiencing it properly.
If cheebs actually wanted human connection he would join a volenteer group or get a job at a retirement home or something not be a parasite call centre retard.
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I think the reason that ole googly eyes is Chibi chasing is because some women are attracted to pathetic men. I know it's weird but hear me out, it's like a twisted maternal instinct. Children are helpless and need time and effort to raise to grow into a functioning member of society. Instead of having a normal material instincts, where it's used to help and protect their kids, it's directed at man children. This usually comes from trauma victims, where as they didn't get the love and protection needed as children to grow into a well adjusted women. So they offer it to the guys they date. The relationship is mostly one sided as she will give and he will not reciprocate often, this can lead to exploitation by the man child if he's manipulative (like Chibi.) She should know all about Chibi's tendencies because she read the thread on a livestream and he admitted to it being true.
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Unless he and Googly hooked up I doubt Cheebs has had sex in a while.
Huge Fuckin Nerd
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You know what, I’ll agree with chibi here. Osaka is pretty fucking cool. I was there a few weeks ago and I had random locals and tourists asking me to hang out to drink, club, or karaoke every night and it was an actual blast.
I somehow doubt Chibi had the same experience though. Did he post a single restaurant or bar pic during his entire trip? I just imagine him cooped up in a sushiro or ichiran (both are very popular with American tourists on TikTok.) every night while praising how “human” japan is.
I somehow doubt Chibi had the same experience though. Did he post a single restaurant or bar pic during his entire trip? I just imagine him cooped up in a sushiro or ichiran (both are very popular with American tourists on TikTok.) every night while praising how “human” japan is.
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Yeah I think it’s pretty much confirmed he is absolutely delusional. He probably had more genuine human connections in Detroit at the park when selling undercooked Takoyami or with his poly couple. The Japanese will never see him as an equal human being they can have a connection with. Heck they barely see each other as such. All he is to them is a monkey that dances for them sometimes and smells funny.
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POV Michael's room:Poor Michael makes another return, seemingly misinterpreting what Adam was going for in his post... He is promptly ignored (and still not on chibis friend list).
Sorry bud, grow some tits and move to Japan, then he'll add you back.
I've speculated on this before but I'm pretty sure the reason she covets Adam is because she knows he will never do any better than her. I don't know a huge amount about Googly's lore, but I do know she's a lot huskier than that time she cried while Adam was Bing Bing Wahooing, and I'm guessing she's also now in her 30s so she's probably getting that serious Settle Down energy.
Unfortunately for her, she's either too stupid or autistic to realise Adam will never settle down unless it's with his Jap trad wife who waits on him hand and foot (and even then he'd still cheat on her with the first OF girl to respond to his DMs).
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Chibi it’s your chance to work in glorious Nipon! You got the editing skills!
In person job, Tokyo: Editor
In person job, Tokyo: Editor
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Chibi's brain is so fried on Japan holy shit 
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PJDD
Post Japan Depression Disorder. Add it to the DSM right now
Wonathan Joss
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Chibi's just grossed out because he went with a fellow adult instead of someone underage.
So I have this theory that people who care that much about age gaps between two adults, specifically like 18-20 year olds dating 40+ year olds, are just projecting their noncery and Chibi is definitely proving that theory correct right here.
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I was really hoping this post was going to be 'I tried showing my Japan photos to my mom and grandma and they asked why I keep showing my penis to underage girls'.
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Can this guy just get over himself already?
Japan is not the promised land. It's not the land of opportunity. The economy there has been in a slump since the 90's. Sure there's money to be made if you're good at what you do and your skills are in demand but not for an English teacher. It's literally a seller's market there. You will take 200K yen a month and live in crappy one room apartment and you'll like it because you will never get rich teaching kids how to say, "I have a red pencil box".
And yet Chibi acts like all he needs to do is get that one chance and all his problems will be over. Which is why I'm STILL hoping he winds up packing up and going for it. The Japan arc of Chibi's life will be amazing.
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It's not even like he's a low-level wagie in America anyway; he makes real fucking good money for an aspie with no practical skills. He could do whatever he wants in America, find friends, start some projects with free time, and really get into some hobbies and find someone to love, but he sees Japan as a "new start," seemingly without realizing it would just be like America, but even more people have animosity towards him, and he'll make chump change teaching Japanese kids basic English words. It's all just an excuse to start fresh and begin his "new life in a foreign land and get my own harem."
That being said I really hope he makes the jump because it would be really funny
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It's impressive how dedicated he is to killing the golden goose.
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I doubt he's ever going to actually do it. He's too much of a pussy. He'll go back to Glorious Nippon a half-dozen times between now and whenever but he's never going to get a job there or actually manage to live there. But that's going to be his dream.
He's going to be fifty, still working for AT&T as a salesman and still dreaming of a future over there as a cosplay god and have all the little J-girls vying for his massive American penis. As we all know the Japanese penis is so small and the American penis is just massive. I mean look here at this totally real interaction between Japanese and Americans.