Legend of Zelda thread - Lorefags GTFO!

SSj_Ness said:
Fuck Midna
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Soggy Floppa said:
That's the idea
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SSj_Ness said:
Imp Midna is unironically 40 pounds of pussy and ass. She's just floating drumsticks with a smug single fang grin. That's not even artists exaggerating it, her body mass is actually 80% in her cheeks, thighs, and pot belly. She's not a pear, she's a lightbulb. They had to know exactly what the fuck they were doing. I refuse to believe otherwise. People being creepy fuckers and sexualizing the Inklings and the bird girl from Wind Waker and all that shit, sure, that's on the fans. But Midna being a forty pound pussy that grinds on top of Link's head and bosses him around is 100% on Nintendo. Her imp form was actually MORE sexualized than her true form, which is astonishing since her true form is literally a completely naked woman in harem silks with black bodypaint covering over her bits.
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SSj_Ness said:
Imp Midna is unironically 40 pounds of pussy and ass. She's just floating drumsticks with a smug single fang grin. That's not even artists exaggerating it, her body mass is actually 80% in her cheeks, thighs, and pot belly. She's not a pear, she's a lightbulb. They had to know exactly what the fuck they were doing. I refuse to believe otherwise. People being creepy fuckers and sexualizing the Inklings and the bird girl from Wind Waker and all that shit, sure, that's on the fans. But Midna being a forty pound pussy that grinds on top of Link's head and bosses him around is 100% on Nintendo. Her imp form was actually MORE sexualized than her true form, which is astonishing since her true form is literally a completely naked woman in harem silks with black bodypaint covering over her bits.
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SSj_Ness said:
Imp Midna is unironically 40 pounds of pussy and ass. She's just floating drumsticks with a smug single fang grin. That's not even artists exaggerating it, her body mass is actually 80% in her cheeks, thighs, and pot belly. She's not a pear, she's a lightbulb. They had to know exactly what the fuck they were doing. I refuse to believe otherwise. People being creepy fuckers and sexualizing the Inklings and the bird girl from Wind Waker and all that shit, sure, that's on the fans. But Midna being a forty pound pussy that grinds on top of Link's head and bosses him around is 100% on Nintendo. Her imp form was actually MORE sexualized than her true form, which is astonishing since her true form is literally a completely naked woman in harem silks with black bodypaint covering over her bits.
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X Prime said:
Ness, please tell me that is a copypasta.
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Friendly Primarina said:
Midna has such a cool and adorable design. Horndogs aside, she's the best Navi Link has ever had.
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Fun fact I learned from a Did You Know Gaming video that translated an Aonuma interview from an early 2000s Famitsu magazine- She only actually has one eye. Instead of a second eye, the helmet is covering an extra vagina that was going to be utilized in the famously scrapped two-player mode.
 
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Never Scored said:
Fun fact I learned from a Did You Know Gaming video that translated an Aonuma interview from an early 2000s Famitsu magazine- She only actually has one eye. Instead of a second eye, the helmet is covering an extra vagina that was going to be utilized in the famously scrapped two-player mode.
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Son of a bitch. You actually had me in the first half.
 
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here's a trick that may be necessary for solving some puzzles: Your echos will focus on anything you z-target, which is useful for getting ghost echos to attack something you cannot physically reach.
 
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SSj_Ness said:
Imp Midna is unironically 40 pounds of pussy and ass. She's just floating drumsticks with a smug single fang grin. That's not even artists exaggerating it, her body mass is actually 80% in her cheeks, thighs, and pot belly. She's not a pear, she's a lightbulb. They had to know exactly what the fuck they were doing. I refuse to believe otherwise. People being creepy fuckers and sexualizing the Inklings and the bird girl from Wind Waker and all that shit, sure, that's on the fans. But Midna being a forty pound pussy that grinds on top of Link's head and bosses him around is 100% on Nintendo. Her imp form was actually MORE sexualized than her true form, which is astonishing since her true form is literally a completely naked woman in harem silks with black bodypaint covering over her bits.
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The "harem silks" line fucking slays me every time. And it's true!
xXx: State of the Union said:
There is that gameplay wise, but then there is also the artistic style generations of Zelda as well.
People who were like less than 12-15 years old in 2002 often seem to not understand the Wind Waker backlash, but like they have to understand how it might have felt for someone who saw the art style progression for Zelda go from this


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to the style of Wind Waker.

And now people that are used to both of those going to this weird psuedo sci-fi style (or whatever you want to call it or it is called) of BotW and TotK.

People joke about the meme of Miyamoto being confused over Twilight Princess, but it was a matter of basically having two "generations" of Zelda fans at that point from the artstyle perspective.
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And yet for all the years of change - TP remains the most badass a Zelda has ever looked, I won't debate this. Majora close second.
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SSj_Ness said:
Imp Midna is unironically 40 pounds of pussy and ass. She's just floating drumsticks with a smug single fang grin. That's not even artists exaggerating it, her body mass is actually 80% in her cheeks, thighs, and pot belly. She's not a pear, she's a lightbulb. They had to know exactly what the fuck they were doing. I refuse to believe otherwise. People being creepy fuckers and sexualizing the Inklings and the bird girl from Wind Waker and all that shit, sure, that's on the fans. But Midna being a forty pound pussy that grinds on top of Link's head and bosses him around is 100% on Nintendo. Her imp form was actually MORE sexualized than her true form, which is astonishing since her true form is literally a completely naked woman in harem silks with black bodypaint covering over her bits.
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The word for this is "onahole", which is Japanese for "friend."

AAAWOOOOOOOOOOO~~
 
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SSj_Ness said:
The human form, right? ...Right?
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I'm pretty sure that most of the thread wants to fuck the imp for some retarded reason.

SSj_Ness said:
She's just floating drumsticks with a smug single fang grin. That's not even artists exaggerating it, her body mass is actually 80% in her cheeks, thighs, and pot belly. She's not a pear, she's a lightbulb
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Including you.
 
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