Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[hfuenms83]

So he did finally reject googly eyes after leading her on for weeks and taking her on a Japan trip?

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

All the prostitutes in Japan are mostly Chinese and Thai who trap people like Chibi into over priced sex at train stations and night life areas

>Bu... b... bu.. but... but MUH SOPHISTICATED GEISHAS!
Silly foreigners always presume based on mass media.

 

[Oliver Onions]

And yet Chibi acts like all he needs to do is get that one chance and all his problems will be over.

This has been Adam's problem forever. Instead of sticking with one idea long enough to make a go of it, he loses interest in a matter of weeks then immediately latches onto the next big thing that's definitely gonna make his dreams come true this time (assuming his Discord is there to do all the heavy lifting for him).

He could do whatever he wants in America...

In summary:

So he did finally reject googly eyes after leading her on for weeks and taking her on a Japan trip?

Does Gogglebox have any social media of her own? I feel we're always missing at least half the story with Adam's vagueposting.

 

[imstonedsoz]

Which is why I'm STILL hoping he winds up packing up and going for it

That being said I really hope he makes the jump because it would be really funny

I never posted this because a) It's a few months away and b) he's absolutely not going to go when the time comes (for a list of predictable reasons). But mark the date down and pray for our silly gaijins success

Does Gogglebox have any social media of her own? I feel we're always missing at least half the story

She does, but she's smart(?) enough to lock it down from public view.
It's just here Profile pictures mostly. She does have her own simp thirsting for her though





And at one point all three had an interaction.



"He will always find a thing to make fun of me with. Lmao"

Ouch. Lmao

 

[Oliver Onions]

And at one point all three had an interaction.



"He will always find a thing to make fun of me with. Lmao"

Ouch. Lmao

"Always good to have two options"

David cooked and didn't even realise. Poor Goggles must have been devastated.

 

[hfuenms83]

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"He will always find a thing to make fun of me with. Lmao"

Ouch. Lmao

There is a lot of good and playful teasing you can do to a """""friend""""" but it should probably not be related to their eye wear or eyes when they are dysfigured in that regard.

 

[Punished Derich]

And at one point all three had an interaction.
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"He will always find a thing to make fun of me with. Lmao"

Ouch. Lmao

Yet another piece of evidence that inceldom is just a mindset problem/too high standards, lmao

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

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Remember when this guy called himself an "empath" that couldn't shut out the flood of emotional input like an (even more) autistic Jean Grey?
Wonder when he'll circle back to that after admitting he's just socially illiterate.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Remember when this guy called himself an "empath" that couldn't shut out the flood of emotional input like an (even more) autistic Jean Grey?
Wonder when he'll circle back to that after admitting he's just socially illiterate.

It'll never stop being funny to me that the self-described empath continued to play Paper Mario while his increasingly distressed girlfriend read his KF thread. He is literally the 'me, an empath' meme.

 

[Sneak 'n' Snore]

I never posted this because a) It's a few months away and b) he's absolutely not going to go when the time comes (for a list of predictable reasons). But mark the date down and pray for our silly gaijins success

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She does, but she's smart(?) enough to lock it down from public view.
It's just here Profile pictures mostly. She does have her own simp thirsting for her though

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And at one point all three had an interaction.
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"He will always find a thing to make fun of me with. Lmao"

Ouch. Lmao

If Big Al's account wasn't enough, here is another reminder that Chibi is a horrible friend.

 

[Fake Gucci]

Strangely enough, Jalynn apparently HAD a boyfriend during 2023, but it seems that's over and she's either wormed back to Adam or vice versa. Attached is her profile picture with her (ex?) Corey. A simple gloss over Adam and her interactions on Facebook seem to have had an uptick during this year beyond just the Japan trip.

 

[Looney Troons]

https://www.instagram.com/utsukushiijalynn

https://www.linkedin.com/in/jalynn-joyous-b1a87818a

Don’t know how old this is, but she appears to be a hostess at a mediocre chain of Italian restaurants, Carraba’s.

If someone would like to archive it, go ahead. Not much here. I’ll post some of my favorite pictures though.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Is it just me or does her (ex-)boyfriend look like an actual crackhead?

I can definitely see why she's so enamored with Adam if this is the kind of fish she's hooking otherwise.

 

[Fake Gucci]

Is it just me or does her (ex-)boyfriend look like an actual crackhead?

I can definitely see why she's so enamored with Adam if this is the kind of fish she's hooking otherwise.

Funny you should say that...

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

I never posted this because a) It's a few months away and b) he's absolutely not going to go when the time comes (for a list of predictable reasons). But mark the date down and pray for our silly gaijins success

"Recruit talent interested in japanese work culture"

You mean the culture that grinds people to the breaking point and is a significant factor in japan's suicide rate being as high as it is? lmao. Yeah sounds perfect chibi go ahead

If someone would like to archive it, go ahead. Not much here. I’ll post some of my favorite pictures though.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I never posted this because a) It's a few months away and b) he's absolutely not going to go when the time comes (for a list of predictable reasons). But mark the date down and pray for our silly gaijins success

In the weeks leading up to this he'll get so excited and probably post all over social media how hyped he is. The Japanese penchant for politeness will convince him he's got the job and he'll have to choose between them and of course... he won't get called for anything.

Even the Japanese know how to use Google. It won't be long before they stumble upon his many many mistakes.

https://www.instagram.com/utsukushiijalynn

https://www.linkedin.com/in/jalynn-joyous-b1a87818a

Don’t know how old this is, but she appears to be a hostess at a mediocre chain of Italian restaurants, Carraba’s.

If someone would like to archive it, go ahead. Not much here. I’ll post some of my favorite pictures though.

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How sad do you have to be to simp after this freak?

 

[Hassou Tobi]

Why doesn't the poor creature have her eyes fixed? If she did that and lost the weight she gained she wouldn't be gross looking.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Why doesn't the poor creature have her eyes fixed? If she did that and lost the weight she gained she wouldn't be gross looking.

She's still lower functioning so there is that.

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

If someone would like to archive it, go ahead. Not much here. I’ll post some of my favorite pictures though.

Spoiler: Instagram Archive

 

[FiveStarAce]

It'll never stop being funny to me that the self-described empath continued to play Paper Mario while his increasingly distressed girlfriend read his KF thread. He is literally the 'me, an empath' meme.

I am a cheebs tourist, can you point me to this Story?

And i find it hilarious when a neet explains "all i need to do is learn a skill and japanese and i'm golden" like you can just do that in a couple weeks