DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Free Jasper]

Phillip is literally showing us what clicking on links on the internet does.

What a streamer.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

he's still hawking that burger, so fuckin' bad.
PL (I guess): I took care of my nephew today. he's a huge spongebob fan and he wanted to try the krabby patty. I got us the burger...guess what you guys.....It's just a regular burger. the sauce was shit. if you're a kid and want to eat a "real" krabby patty, I guess it's good for them to pretend. However, if you're in your 20s-40s and want to buy this, don't. it's shit. don't be a dumb COOOOSUMER like phil and his dents.

the pineapple frosty was good

 

[Dave's Mailman]

How it feels to listen to your favorite podcaster while eating

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

So I'm having trouble understanding here. The detractors "took the bait" of him charging 2k to eat a krabby patty even though... that's exactly what he is doing. And because we didn't get "the joke" it has caused people to contribute to this 2k goal to eat the krabby patty ultimately leading to an epic self felt for us. Sorry I don't have a business degree so can someone break this down for me?

Literally this again:

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

omg. yes, phil, websites runs ads. like you do. don't act all high and mighty

 

[Gramh]

DSP Be A Normal Functioning Human Impossible Challenge.

Edit: I love/hate when DSP talks about video game companies and how they function. He never has anything to add than "this is an opinion I saw and here's the cliff notes of a cliff notes of a cliff notes version of that opinion" and "They need to cater specifically to me!" or my favorite "The hype only made them 4 million instead of 7 million, tuhhuhhuh idiot game studio!". His takes are as 2 dimensional as his food reviews, but he thinks he's giving everyone these well thought out educated takes. My personal favorite was recently he chastised Ubisoft, a Publishing studio, for not making games as good as FromSoft a development studio. Doesn't even understand the concepts of the industry he is critiquing that of course FromSoft is going to make better games, they work on 1-2 projects for 3+ years. Ubisoft is a publisher, and they are putting their teams and name on 5-6 projects a year. But to hear him talk about it they are just names he recognizes from the industry and he likes the one because they are hyped up and hates the other because it's being dogpiled.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Really, is anyone surprised? I would say he jiggles keys to get his dents‘ attention as a joke, but I’m not so sure.

 

[Free Jasper]

‘I can’t believe a website has adverts! It’s literally the worst! If you can’t survive without adverts then you should die!

Now guys, if you like the stream please support.’


The Guy is absolute God-tier lolcow

 

[Elite Kipchak]

So I'm having trouble understanding here. The detractors "took the bait" of him charging 2k to eat a krabby patty even though... that's exactly what he is doing. And because we didn't get "the joke" it has caused people to contribute to this 2k goal to eat the krabby patty ultimately leading to an epic self felt for us. Sorry I don't have a business degree so can someone break this down for me?

I regret to inform you that you're too sentient to understand. My condolences.

 

[Very Honest Content]

DSP wanted so much to dance on Rich's grave that he stuck his head outside of the Snort Fort to see if KC would entertain his very weird grudge.

The most peculiar part of all this is that the man is a former paypig on Phil's channel, is he not? I distinctly remember large superchats being sent to Phil when he fist flounced back to youtube from twitch by Rich for a sustained period of time ongoing until the sudden rage Phil exhibited for being essentially razzed by Rich. To use Phil's favorite stupid simile, this guy who would fellate cucumber was a customer of Phil's shitty restaurant at one time, regularly. Narc ego injury is a hell of a strange drug I guess?

 

[Pepper Jack]

The most peculiar part of all this is that the man is a former paypig on Phil's channel, is he not? I distinctly remember large superchats being sent to Phil when he fist flounced back to youtube from twitch by Rich for a sustained period of time ongoing until the sudden rage Phil exhibited for being essentially razzed by Rich. To use Phil's favorite stupid simile, this guy who would fellate cucumber was a customer of Phil's shitty restaurant at one time, regularly. Narc ego injury is a hell of a strange drug I guess?

Rich was also a member of the DSPGaming channel at the highest level for several months

 

[Pargon]

Really, is anyone surprised? I would say he jiggles keys to get his dents‘ attention as a joke, but I’m not so sure.
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No, it’s worse than that. The person who jingles keys at an infant is trying to improve the infant’s mood. Even if they’re doing it sarcastically, the kid is gonna laugh and get a dopamine hit.

What Phil is doing is holding the keys still in front of the infant while demanding its wallet, and once he’s got that Phil will proceed to shake them for .25 seconds while dramatically rolling his eyes like a whore trying to soothe the ego of a blobfish with legs as it writhes arrhythmically on top of her before expunging its watery seed on the mattress under her, too small to have successfully penetrated

fuck, where the hell was I?

—right, the keys. Then he’d complain about how sore his arm is from the jingling, and how the sound really hurts him and his doctor said he shouldn’t do it anymore, and how the child really should be laughing and looking at him even if he’s not jingling anyway because see, if you ran a sandwich shop


Jesus fuck someone send me a few bucks, all I need is one bottle of fentanyl and this will finally allllllllll be over

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

Is Phil narcissistic enough to name his potential son Phil Jr., or is he narcissistic enough to not name him Phil Jr. because the only person in the household who is allowed to have that name is Phil?

 

[Samuel Fuller]

Is Phil narcissistic enough to name his potential son Phil Jr., or is he narcissistic enough to not name him Phil Jr. because the only person in the household who is allowed to have that name is Phil?

Option 2, clearly.

If the kid interacts meaningfully enough, he might let it have Philip as a middle name.

 

[Pargon]

Is Phil narcissistic enough to name his potential son Phil Jr., or is he narcissistic enough to not name him Phil Jr. because the only person in the household who is allowed to have that name is Phil?

He would name him “ICameFromDSP”.

Rich was also a member of the DSPGaming channel at the highest level for several months

Is there even any doubt anymore that streaming is at this point just a giant money laundering scheme? Retards passing change between themselves occasionally receiving a few extra coins from some degenerate Slavic oligarch

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Just a PSA about this burger thing it goes back to the Wolverine toy it's not about appreciating it it's about being able to shit on the poors who missed out and the money grubbing marks who have no life outside of pure consooming.

 

[Pargon]

Just a PSA about this burger thing it goes back to the Wolverine toy it's not about appreciating it it's about being able to shit on the poors who missed out and the money grubbing marks who have no life outside of pure consooming.

Shit, I just figured it was Kat’s idea on how to monetize their DoorDash.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Shit, I just figured it was Kat’s idea on how to monetize their DoorDash.

Roseanne season 2 can get her mashed potatoes and eat them and Phil can gloat over the neckbands who waited all night in front of his local comic store for the limuhted edition Spawn figures. Granted there is quite a bit of scumbaggery especially in recent times when it came to limited collectibles specifically anything nintendo but coming from Phil they're not the worst people in the story.

 

[DeeTracktor]

Shit, I just figured it was Kat’s idea on how to monetize their DoorDash.

He writes his doordash off as a business expense during tax season Id wager

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

Is Phil narcissistic enough to name his potential son Phil Jr., or is he narcissistic enough to not name him Phil Jr. because the only person in the household who is allowed to have that name is Phil?

While I can entertain hypotheticals, unlike Phil, as I am not autistic, this would never happen in reality because phil will never have a kid nuhuhu. But no, he would make his son “Hulk” after his favorite man in the world.