Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I've got a few little things done, finding this Morrowind-Blender plugin was a miracle. But I won't post a finished modpack until I've got a few more things done. So far, I've tweaked the head meshes to get that peanut-head aesthetic.

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I've also got...some hair. This is tested, and it does work in-game.
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And some mothafuckin customized, bleached jeans.
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I'm working on his shirt right now, and this is just for whoever needs this:
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But before I was blocked on fb by Jessica Boyle I saw her profile details and she put messy Jessy into her own nicknames tab. Josh is retarded though and also inebriated 99% of the times so he could very well have referred to jessica messica as that.
Jessica Messica is a totally different person than Jessica Boyle. She's a Gorl World troll that is obsessed with NAL. That;'s why Cobes keeps saying Messica is fucking with NAL in his videos. She's got her own stupid lore but she's not as bad as NAL.
 
Jessica Messica is a totally different person than Jessica Boyle. She's a Gorl World troll that is obsessed with NAL. That;'s why Cobes keeps saying Messica is fucking with NAL in his videos. She's got her own stupid lore but she's not as bad as NAL.
Yea that was my point I don't think nal has ever referred to herself as jessica messica and if she ever did she stopped real quick when she became her arch nemesis
 
Dank Steak Hacks and grease TMDWU
EDIT: Oh my god, he just licked a spoon of bacon grease clean. How deep southern do you have to be to do that?
EDIT 2: Part 2
I love that he didn't show the end result because his "phone is acting weird". Trust and believe it got the Cobra Seal of Approval.
 
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Turning steaks into inedible slop is MDWU. And so is touching everything in the kitchen after touching the raw meat. Indian street food vendors everywhere are inspired by this man's food safety.
One of my fav videos is him boiling steaks in monster. It’ll never top the Mountain Dew boiled eggs because I’m not sure if anything can but flan does it come close. I love how he crushes up the garlic and then throws it in skins and all.
 
One of my fav videos is him boiling steaks in monster. It’ll never top the Mountain Dew boiled eggs because I’m not sure if anything can but flan does it come close. I love how he crushes up the garlic and then throws it in skins and all.
Darfliny being there made it so much funnier but that was beer he boiled it in, not mtn dew. But don't worry, that entire stick of butter he dropped on top of it made up for that.
 
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