That a man of Rick’s age would use the term “fauxtick” earnestly but also while seething is an indictment of the absolute state of his life lol. It cracks me up that “fauxtick” is a relevant term in his day to day life, and that he uses it thinking it will upset or insult the person he’s speaking to. Just absolutely bizarre, jobless behavior.
You can tell the second pic is fake since
a 'splash of kendo' like his martial arts training is a fucking RPG build and he's multiclassing lmao. fucking dork.
Name: Fatrick S. Hamlinson
Wrong as always, stalker. The only short position he still holds is the one going on in his pants ever since he got too fat for the short bus at age ten minutes.
What did the bears ever do to you to wish such a fate upon one of theirs? That's just plain animal cruelty and I won't stand for it.
"A splash of kendo"
I think given the kind of person he is he'd just spray himself down with some Axe body spray and call it a day. I doubt he even does a post wash at a convention or even a hooker wash so all you smell is a layer of BO, private sweat, and Axe.
Rick only wanted to murder woman (his ex wife), not women, giving him the moral high ground versus the supreme court. Another Tomlinson technicality win, stalker childs on suicide watch.
Honestly a person as joyless as Rick probably grooms with the cheapest shit: $2.99 bottles of Prell and whatever bar soap was on sale at Target.
It's been fascist since 45 years before fascism was invented and somehow still getting worse 150+ years later.Pat is a 'bro' guy now.
Rick doesn't shower. He doesn't bathe. He just eats. He emits a stench everywhere he walks. He has body odor. He has bad breath. He's fat. He doesn't even put on Axe body spray, he just naturally smells like that, and also smells like piss, and smells like shit, because he never wipes his ass.
And he doesn't even wear underwear. He even admits that. He's a foul shit-stinking subhuman who doesn't even wear underwear. Imagine the skidmarks on his jeans. He is wearing jeans with his own shit smeared all over them, and it stinks. And everyone around him is disgusted and repulsed by the stench of his feces.
Hey now, he still has Nicky. Let's just say she got accustomed to the smell, especially with what she does in her free-time.
Fatrick and Seagal have a lot of similarities. Besides being delusional, fat and narcissistic, both of them are experts in aikido. Their fatness also aids them in performing many gunt-based techniques along with some other classic techniques that Seagal shows off in his movies, such as sitting down, not looking where he's shooting, and speaking like he's out of breath all the time due to being fat. Seagal's movies and Fatrick's books are both snooze-inducing pieces of media which look like they were written by a fat (atalker) child, along with having childishly generic titles like Code of Honor or In the Black. Both of these porcine individuals are also pretty much universally hated, disgusting balls of fat which are repulsive both from within and without and they're both seen as jokes by anyone but the most mentally feeble individuals.
Maybe she has the thankless task of hosing him off and scrubbing him with a sponge on a stick?
